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The Cookie-holic Thread
« on: March 07, 2013, 03:15:15 PM »
My name is Weldon and I haven't had a cookie in 42 days.
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Re: The Cookie-holic Thread
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2013, 03:26:37 PM »
and yet you have that avatar? Are you TRYING to suffer? :o

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« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2013, 03:29:43 PM »
I was going to come booming in and be all "well I haven't had a cookie in..." and then I realized that I actually have cookies pretty regularly, but I don't like mentally note that I have them...

so, uh, my name is Delling... and I had one two today actually. On a separate and unrelated note, I also just had a little less than a quarter of an apple pie with vanilla ice cream. :P I feel fat now...
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Re: The Cookie-holic Thread
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2013, 06:40:12 PM »
My name is Katie and I had a Pepperidge Farms Dark Chocolate Chip Cookie with lunch today! I regret nothing! (and if I did it would be honey BBQ wings and french fries!)

Wow, Delling. That's a lot of sugar!

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Re: The Cookie-holic Thread
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2013, 09:17:42 PM »
Is cookie a euphemism for sex?

If so, I'll have what Katie's having.

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Re: The Cookie-holic Thread
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2013, 08:34:12 AM »
LOL, I think it's just cookies, actually.

But seriously, go to CVS or your grocery store and get the one I was talking about, it's awesome. Dunk it in some hot chocolate for extra awesome.

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Re: The Cookie-holic Thread
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2013, 10:33:30 AM »
I'm Jamie and I last had a cup of tea... four hours ago.

*goes to make another cup of tea*

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Re: The Cookie-holic Thread
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2013, 11:20:27 AM »
My name is Weldon and I haven't had a cookie in 42 days.
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Re: The Cookie-holic Thread
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2013, 02:41:38 PM »
I haven't had a cookie in 27 days...... BUT I BEEN SMOKING ALL THIS CRACK.


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Re: The Cookie-holic Thread
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2013, 04:25:33 PM »
And worse: eating Marmite! :P

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Re: The Cookie-holic Thread
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2013, 10:03:34 AM »
And worse: eating Marmite! :P
People eat that? :P

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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2013, 11:52:01 AM »
Only the crazy ones. :P

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Re: The Cookie-holic Thread
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2013, 12:08:20 PM »
now I want to try a marmite cookie, film me while eating it and post it on youtube

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Re: The Cookie-holic Thread
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2013, 12:56:06 PM »
DON'T DO IT!!!!


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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2013, 01:03:47 PM »
*two days later, Stika was found in his appartment, foaming at the mouth*

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Re: The Cookie-holic Thread
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2013, 01:47:59 PM »
I imagine it'd be a lot like that "Two Girls, One Cup" video.  Only more repulsive.

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Re: The Cookie-holic Thread
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2013, 08:49:50 PM »
I'm gonna go eat a cookie. Right now. It's gonna happen.

I upgraded to have it with hot chocolate. Excellent decision, go me!
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Re: The Cookie-holic Thread
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2013, 06:16:38 AM »
now I want to try a marmite cookie, film me while eating it and post it on youtube

You have seen this, right?
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ewyrm0ogR8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ewyrm0ogR8</a>

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Re: The Cookie-holic Thread
« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2013, 06:55:14 AM »
no, I had not :o

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Re: The Cookie-holic Thread
« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2013, 05:22:21 PM »
My name is Deloria and I have been clean for eight days. My advice to my fellow addicts is to get a stomach bug. Or pregnant. Either way you won't want cookies. :(

Oxycontin and raspberry white chocolate cheesecake have been getting me through the withdrawal phase. :(
 
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