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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2013, 05:39:17 PM »
Was your father murdered, Oh God of the land with a Cherub sidekick?
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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2013, 07:18:26 AM »
I have no idea, but this is hilarious. I'm getting a really weird impression of a game/movie that's basically Hamlet on speed. XD
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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2013, 10:22:23 AM »
Yes, I'm totally lost too.

And I was wrong about Dungeon Hunter. In the first one, you're the king who has died. You've been resurrected to save the kingdom from..well, your wife who died and you resurrected, but she turned evil. (ok, so it doesn't make much sense). Anyway, you awaken in your tomb.

In DH2, you're the son. But Daddy's not quite dead yet. This time you have to rescue the kingdom from your brother who has turned to evil. And you wake up imprisoned in the middle of nowhere, while your brother has usurped your throne.

Really, this is a seriously screwed up family. Even Shakespeare didn't create families with this many issues.
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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2013, 06:12:49 PM »
Oy vey.  I'm either really good at describing this terribly, or no one has ever played this game.

I'm hoping someone gets this: Your vassal commands an entire army of incompetent penguins.
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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2013, 09:46:47 AM »
Disgaea?
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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2013, 12:32:26 PM »
Disgaea?

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Your turn.
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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2013, 12:57:29 PM »
Woohoo! :D

Alright, a movie...

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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2013, 04:25:36 PM »
Young Frankenstein
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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2013, 05:24:41 PM »
You win! :D I guess you can go again then.
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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2013, 12:56:37 PM »
Don't feel bad Terra, part of the fun is people not guessing :D

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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2013, 02:06:20 PM »
Should I take LadyTerra's turn? I don't mind, but I'm afraid to stealing her turn :(

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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2013, 12:21:09 PM »
Go for it. :) Gotta keep this alive!
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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2013, 12:23:07 PM »
mmm... alright:


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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #33 on: May 01, 2013, 01:05:09 PM »
Ummm... a game where the protagonist has poor spelling and grammar?

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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2013, 01:06:16 PM »
Blake Stone?
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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2013, 01:09:29 PM »
wait, you're really not familiar with this old meme? :P

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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2013, 02:08:27 PM »
I know the meme but not the origin. XD
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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2013, 02:21:46 PM »
alright then umm... you drive vehicle and shoot aliens :P

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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2013, 03:58:44 PM »
Zewo Ring? Please tell me of the answer correct. ;D
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Re: Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately
« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2013, 04:34:40 PM »
you there's a woman who 'lives' in your helmet :P