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Re:The Great Airfare Search!
« Reply #60 on: January 15, 2005, 07:20:47 PM »
*waves* I'm here when you need to talk! :D

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Re:The Great Airfare Search!
« Reply #61 on: January 15, 2005, 09:50:45 PM »
***decides to post part of the lyrics to an obscure song, that even if you've heard it, you probably won't get it ( LISTEN TO JERRY CLOWER!!! ) :D

Southern Air
Southern Air
If you're flyin' down to Dixie ya' won't find a cheaper fare
Southern Air
Southern Air
They will treat you like kinfolks but ya' better have time to spare

Yeah, there I was.
I'd done stepped on flight 78492100976, 5432, 82765... 7
Flyin' non-stop from Hahira Georgia to Yazoo City Mississippi
Done got me one of them triple-ultra-supersaver-center-seat tickets
Sat there between the duck and the Ledbetter
Fella' tried to talk to meh
Couldn't understand a word he was sain'
He sounded like a log truck
Duck didn' say nothin'

***skips a big hunk of it because he's lazy ;P


Southern Air
Southern Air
Flyin' high over Dixie goin' where no others dare
Southern Air
With Southern Air
They will take ya' to your kinfolks but ya better have time to spare

Yeah, there I was
Must'a been flyin' 500 feet over them pinetrees
Duck had done fainted on takeoff
Had his little head on my arm there
With his little tounge just all hangin' out

***skips the rest because he's lazy ;P

by Ray Stevens :P

P.S. In otherwords, I never found a better price, and wanted to post something ;P

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Re:The Great Airfare Search!
« Reply #62 on: January 16, 2005, 05:40:36 AM »
lol...Ray Stevens!  Haven't heard anything from or by him in a while.
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Re:The Great Airfare Search!
« Reply #63 on: January 16, 2005, 09:17:06 AM »
hahaha, yeah I haven't heard anything from Ray Stevens either, maybe Daniel should get a mic and sing it for us! :D


it could be a really interesting engagement present... think about it lol :P


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Re:The Great Airfare Search!
« Reply #64 on: January 16, 2005, 09:33:25 AM »
I have never heard of Ray Stevens in my life :-\
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Re:The Great Airfare Search!
« Reply #65 on: January 16, 2005, 01:15:07 PM »
hahaha, yeah I haven't heard anything from Ray Stevens either, maybe Daniel should get a mic and sing it for us! :D


it could be a really interesting engagement present... think about it lol :P

I'd have better luck singing a song with a british accent ( Ray Stevens changes his voice every ten second :P ) ... ;P

and I think you know how bad the british accent would turn out ( so just multiply the hilarity by 50 ) . :-X

I have never heard of Ray Stevens in my life :-\

You've never heard "Grandma Got Ranover By a Reindeer"? XD ;P
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Re:The Great Airfare Search!
« Reply #66 on: January 16, 2005, 01:21:20 PM »
You've never heard "Grandma Got Ranover By a Reindeer"? XD ;P

HAHAHAHA!! what the...!? lol XD


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Re:The Great Airfare Search!
« Reply #67 on: January 16, 2005, 02:00:17 PM »
You've never heard "Grandma Got Ranover By a Reindeer"? XD ;P

HAHAHAHA!! what the...!? lol XD

That's the normal one... the weird one is "Grandpa Got Ranover by a Beertruck". ;P



or this one ::)


Ray Stevens -> It's me again Margaret

Well, there once was a feller named Willard McVane
And he only had just one thought on his brain
Every evening about midnight he'd sneak off alone
And call the same lady on a pay telephone

'It's me again, Margaret...
(Evil laughter)
Hello, is this Margaret?
You don't know me, Margaret, but I know you.'

Well, this upset the lady and it gave her the blues
So she called up the police, said 'What shall I do?'
The chief of detectives came round to her home
And eavesdropped upon them on her upstairs phone

'It's me again, Margaret...
(Evil laughter)
Hello, is this Margaret?
Margaret, I know it's you, Margaret
Are you naked?
(More evil laughter)'

Well, they called up Ma Bell and they traced him on down
To a funky old phone booth on the outskirts of town
It was there that the vice squad with their field glasses read
The lips of that amorous man as he said

'It's me again, Margaret...
(Evil laughter)
Hello? Is this...is this Margaret?
(Evil laughter)
I know it's you, Margaret
I bet you can't guess what I'm doing...'

Well, they cuffed him and dragged him to the station downtown
And they allowed him one phone call 'fore the jailer came round
He wet his chapped lips and he cleared his young throat
Then he dialed the telephone and softly he spoke

'It's me again, Margaret...
(Evil laughter)
They got me, Margaret
You ain't going to miss me, Margaret, I know that
But I'll miss you
(More evil laughter)
And when I get out, Margaret
I'm going to come over there with an egg beater
And a live chicken, and some peach preserves!
We'll have a good old time, Margaret
« Last Edit: January 16, 2005, 02:04:02 PM by LouisianaNight »

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Re:The Great Airfare Search!
« Reply #68 on: January 16, 2005, 02:39:40 PM »
ROFFLE!  I remember that song!  We had two Ray Stevens tapes back YEARS ago.  How about, The Mississippi Squirrel?
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Re:The Great Airfare Search!
« Reply #69 on: January 16, 2005, 03:29:07 PM »
I think that's one of his best songs. :D

but I think "Ain't Sittin' Up With the Dead No Mo'" is better. XD

Ray Stevens -> Sittin' Up With The Dead

Well, out in the country, we didn't have mortuaries, and so it was always customary for the undertaker to do his job and lay your kin out right there at home. Yeah, the church would loan you foldin' chairs and you'd have visitation and everything right there. But when the night time come you'd have to sit up with the dead 'cause it wasn't right to leave 'em alone.

Well, the last time I sat up was '65 when my old arthritic Uncle Fred died. He was 97, so stooped over the mortician couldn't straighten him out. They used a loggin' chain to hold him down. Covered that all up with a cape and a gown and didn't tell nobody in the family 'cause that's the kinda stuff folks just don't wanta know about.

Well, we were all sittin' there, it was three in the mornin'
And then there come up a cloud of thunder, lightnin' and stormin'
Well, that lightnin' flashed and that thunder clapped,
And that chain' round old Uncle Fred went snap
It rattled and fell to the floor with a thump, and Uncle Fred just sat right up.....(Yow!) :suffer:

And I ain't sittin' up with the dead no more
I don't know 'bout you
No, I ain't sittin' up with the dead no more
No matter what you say or do
They say the dead can't hurt ya
'Cause they already left
But what they left can sure make you hurt yourself
And I ain't sittin' up with the dead no more
Since the dead started sittin' up too

Spoken: have mercy

Well, when Uncle Fred sat up, so did everyone there. And there came a great partin' of the foldin' chairs and that preacher nearly knocked me down. He said, "Oh, I'm headin' out that kitchen door". I hollered, "Rev, that kitchen ain't got no door in it". He said, "Don't worry, son, it will have in a minute".

Sung: And I ain't never seen so much jumpin' and shovin' before

And then somebody stepped on the old cat's tail. He let out a scream, a screech, a wail and to say the least, that howl didn't help to calm the situation down. And then that lightnin' flashed and that house went black and I spoke to my feets, I said, "Boys, make tracks". And I went through that screen door Lickity split for town.

Well, I cut through the cemetery, fell in a hole
It was Uncle Fred's grave, and it was dark and cold
Yeah, the town drunk dug it and he dug it too deep
And unbeknownst to me, he's still in there asleep
And I'm scratchin' and jumpin', tryin' to get out of that hole,
And he woke up and said,
"You might as well come over here and sit down beside me boy,
'Cause you ain't getting' out of here tonight"
*long pause*
But I did!
XD

And I ain't sittin' up with the dead no more
I don't know 'bout you
No, I ain't sittin' up with the dead no more
No matter what you say or do
They say the dead can't hurt ya
'Cause they already left
But what they left can sure make you hurt yourself
And I ain't sittin' up with the dead no more
Since the dead started sittin' up too


Wadn't no sense in nobody sittin' up with Uncle Fred anyhow. Uncle Fred's done be gonna set up with his own self. Next time, I'm just gonna send flowers. Yeah.....

and for all you that don't know what we're talking about...


Ray Stevens

RayStevens_bio
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Re:The Great Airfare Search!
« Reply #70 on: January 16, 2005, 03:37:30 PM »
Now I shall show Say why I can't sing them right. XD

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The name of that first link just doesn't sound right. ;P

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Re:The Great Airfare Search!
« Reply #71 on: January 16, 2005, 03:57:37 PM »
Where did you find those links, LN?  I want to see if they have any other songs I know :P

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Re:The Great Airfare Search!
« Reply #72 on: January 16, 2005, 04:01:38 PM »
I just typed "Ray Stevens preview" into Google. :P

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Re:The Great Airfare Search!
« Reply #73 on: January 16, 2005, 07:37:21 PM »
I have never heard of Ray Stevens in my life :-\

You've never heard "Grandma Got Ranover By a Reindeer"? XD ;P
Yeah I have heard that song XD
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Re:The Great Airfare Search!
« Reply #74 on: January 16, 2005, 07:42:38 PM »
Ray Stevens wrote/sang it. :D
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Re:The Great Airfare Search!
« Reply #75 on: January 16, 2005, 07:48:18 PM »
Ok well atleast I know something about him XD
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Re:The Magical Michael thread...coz he really wanted one
« Reply #76 on: January 17, 2005, 12:05:10 PM »
The great Say has a spoken!!!  Dun dun DUN!!!!


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Re:The Magical Michael thread...coz he really wanted one
« Reply #77 on: January 17, 2005, 12:58:45 PM »
hahaha, oh well :P


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Re:The Magical Michael thread...coz he really wanted one
« Reply #78 on: January 17, 2005, 01:00:46 PM »
go on, talk about him!  :) do "praise of the day" and praise a particular something about him lol!
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Re:The Magical Michael thread...coz he really wanted one
« Reply #79 on: January 17, 2005, 05:46:41 PM »
hahah that would be cute as hell :)

well, one of the things about Michael that I adore (among the 389723987234987 things I love about him) is the fact that he is the most amazing guy I've ever met, for righ or wrong, for good or bad, he has always managed to just make himself the most amazing person on earth to me.

on a much more specific thing I could say I love his handwriting! :D it's so cute how he crosses his t's and how he does his d's and y's and g's lol <3 <3

oh wait, there were 2 things lol, I can't shut up when I start talking about him, so I'd better stop writing now :P


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