Bitter & Bittar (Better & Butter)

[Questing Character]

..uhm......as Bitter and Bittar search for Fabio? At..uhm...a shady bar in the Alaskan wilds!

[J-ROC]

....but unfortunately, with Bitter being the alkie that he is, gets ridiculously drunk, pukes on the bar floor, and gets beat up by a bouncer.  Poor Bittar is left to...

[Cez]

cry alone in a cruel world until...

[J-ROC]

...that creep James sobers up, or until...

[Cez]

...Bittar decides to go on in his search all alone. And he does, and he enters the forest of utopia and gets lost inside, ends being hunted by the big bad wolf, screams "BITTER, SWEETIE PIES, HELP ME" and...

[copycat]

... a black panther (guess who! ) jumps out from behind Bittar and scares away the wolf so Bittar can continue on his search, whilst the black panther fades away, back into the forest...

[Cez]

...But, gladful as he is, Bittar forgets about his search for Fabio, and starts looking for the mysterious panther that disappear into the darker part of the forest, so he can express his gratitude personally. He takes a deep a brath, and steps into the dark green, and...

[Louisiana Night]

...Bittar runs into the big bad wolf,again. Bittar runs away from the wolf. After running a few miles...

[Questing Character]

....he falls face first into a cow pie!
"Oh no!  Bittar, what did you do to deserve this???" he sobs as he wipes c.rap off of his face...