The Unofficial Boredom Thread

[Yonkey]

*merges thread*

yeah, but being the boss around here I have privileges LOL

No you don't.

[Jafar]

Cool! Mutiny!

[copycat]

formatting the computer and everything is installing in the background, so I don't have a lot to do but just sit around and wait...

How does one format a computer (that would be its HD ofcourse) and post at the same time?

yeah, but being the boss around here I have privileges LOL

No you don't.

[amarinda]

ROTFL, ah, the sweet, sweet smell of mutiny in the early... night.  

If you're bored, I'll send some sheep over. They're both fluffy AND useful. That makes them better than 95% of all things in this world!

... Someone add a sheep smilie!! I doesn't even have to be yellow! Actually, I'd prefer if it wasn't...

[Raforever]

sheep.... food.... food..... sheep...... fluffy pillow.... food.... yellow.... sheep.... food.... sheep... green sheep?

[copycat]

sheep.... food.... food..... sheep...... fluffy pillow.... food.... yellow.... sheep.... food.... sheep... green sheep?

First of all, to get to the sheep food, you first have to get past all that annoying fur. The contents of a fluffy pillow are most of the time not very suited for eating either.
And why on earth do you want a green sheep?
Are those double portions I'm having the cook prepare for you still not enough?

[Raforever]

I'm almost eating wool here and your asking if my double portions arent enough??

Green sheep means green wool which means a totally new product to sell  

[copycat]

I'm almost eating wool here and your asking if my double portions arent enough??

That was a rhetorical question. However, either you have a very fast digestive system, in which case you need to eat more times a day, or your stomach is still not filled with double portions and needs more food to survive the long wait to the next dinner time. Which one of the two is it, so I can instruct my kitchen staff accordingly?

Green sheep means green wool which means a totally new product to sell  

Nowadays, they can paint wool in any color they want, so I don't think you're going to have much success with that green sheep. After all, if they could make Dolly white, they can make another one green, but they don't.

[Raforever]

your stomach is still not filled with double portions and needs more food to survive the long wait to the next dinner time.

Add supper as well as an increased dinner

[copycat]

Add supper as well as an increased dinner

The double portions were not limited to dinner you know. They were also applied at supper, and even breakfast. So, have you decided you can wait long enough until the following food intake, providing your stmoch is sufficiently filled? In that case, please provide the number of portions you would like for:
- breakfast
- dinner
- supper.
My kitchen staff is is ready make sure you get enough food, however, please don't order more than you can actually take. My kitchen staff'd hate to see many leftovers.

[Raforever]

- Breakfast: 2 portions
- Supper: 4 portions
- dinner: 2 1/2 portions

[copycat]

- dinner: 2 1/2 portions

That's going to be tricky, since 1/2 can still be seen as a  (though smaller) 1.

[Raforever]

You understood what I ment

[Rosella]

But what if the chefs don't? Huh? HUH?

[copycat]

You understood what I ment

So, that would be two full-size portions and one kid-portion.

[Raforever]

Thats fine CC

But what if the chefs don't? Huh? HUH?

[copycat]

Thats fine CC

Done deal.

* copycat hands note with instructions for Raf's meal-portions to kitchen staff.

[Raforever]

w00t  

(does this mean i cant eat tables any more   )

[copycat]

(does this mean i cant eat tables any more   )

If the instructions you have given me for your meal consumptions are correct, you won't feel the need to consume anything between meals.

[Raforever]

ok ok

whats for deseart?