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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #200 on: May 24, 2007, 08:12:19 PM »
Oooh!  What do we have here? :D  How do you do, Mr. Procrastination?

I was actually just about to leave in a few minutes.  You're really cutting it close! ;P

Have a seat on the couch over there and I'll be with you shortly.  Delling, you're free to join in this session as well, if you wish. XD
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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #201 on: May 24, 2007, 08:15:45 PM »
All right! I'll stay too!

*helps procrastination to the couch*
*takes a seat in an empty chair*
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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #202 on: May 24, 2007, 08:29:17 PM »
Great! ;D

The best thing for you to do right now, Mr. Procrastination, is to do as little work as possible.  Delling will need to fill me in on the details. :P

So first off, what happened?  Why were you stabbed? ???
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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #203 on: May 24, 2007, 08:42:38 PM »
Well, I was stabbing things... in the stabbing thread.

...and so I, well... procrastination came to mind... so I stabbed it... it turned out to be he... and... the thought of procrastination dying and my never being able to procrastinate again wasn't very appealing... in fact, it was really frightening...

Now, we're here. I suppose procrastination came to mind since I was sitting around in lab, accomplishing nothing lab-related, but I was posting on the forum.
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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #204 on: May 24, 2007, 09:15:32 PM »
Well, I was stabbing things... in the stabbing thread.

...and so I, well... procrastination came to mind... so I stabbed it...  it turned out to be he... and...
WHAT?! :o  *gets ready to dial 911*

the thought of procrastination dying and my never being able to procrastinate again wasn't very appealing... in fact, it was really frightening...
*puts down phone* Hmm... I see...

Now, we're here. I suppose procrastination came to mind since I was sitting around in lab, accomplishing nothing lab-related, but I was posting on the forum.
Ok.  Firstly, I need you to realize the seriousness of this whole situation.  You almost murdered Mr. Procrastination!  Thank goodness for your forum posting, which kept him alive but in critical condition.  I appreciate you taking him to the Asylum, but they can only cure insanity, not productivity.  You've done the right thing in bringing him here. :)

Now, I can try to cure Mr. Procrastination, but it is up to you to keep him alive and healthy.  I'll need you to sign this release form before we can start treatment: :deal:

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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #205 on: May 24, 2007, 10:32:19 PM »
*sits in waiting room outside*
*sips water and attempts to read boring magazines*

Where are laziness and forgetfulness? They should be here to show their support. :P

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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #206 on: May 25, 2007, 06:02:17 AM »
lol XD too funny!
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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #207 on: May 25, 2007, 06:27:33 AM »
Now, I can try to cure Mr. Procrastination, but it is up to you to keep him alive and healthy.  I'll need you to sign this release form before we can start treatment: :deal:

XD

Ok. *sighs* *signs* Now, what do we do to help procrastination recover?

Where are laziness and forgetfulness? They should be here to show their support. :P
Indeed they should be. I think, seeing laziness again would help procrastination pull through.
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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #208 on: May 25, 2007, 07:59:01 AM »
Excellent! :)

Actually, Tessy had a great suggestion.  If procrastination is surrounded by his closest friends, they'll act as the support system he desperately needs. 

Tessy, you try to call laziness (hopefully he isn't too lazy to pick up the phone :P)  Delling, you try calling forgetfulness.  He should have no problem answering, but let's just hope he remembers our friend (or more importantly, who HE is). XD
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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #209 on: May 25, 2007, 01:02:10 PM »
*looks up number in the concept phone book*
*listens to phone ring and ring*

Hmm, he doesn't want to pick up. Maybe if I call enough I'll annoy him into picking up.

*calls again and again*

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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #210 on: May 25, 2007, 01:58:12 PM »
*freely relinquishes laziness, for she need now be productive* ::)

Here you are. :D
 
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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #211 on: May 25, 2007, 02:41:01 PM »
LOL!  Thanks Deloria! XD  Look Mr. Procrastination, it's your lazy friend! !!!
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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #212 on: May 25, 2007, 06:19:54 PM »
*can't reach forgetfulness*

I think he may have misplaced his phone!

I'm trying to contact him by as many means as possible.... hopefully he'll remember one of them!
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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #213 on: May 26, 2007, 04:51:52 AM »
*pokes Mr. Laziness for slouching*  ::)
 
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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #214 on: May 26, 2007, 09:02:06 PM »
*brings forgetfulness into the office*

I found him!

He was right beside my keys and the missing TV remote!

*motions for forgetfulness to talk to procrastination*
*forgetfulness stands around with a blank stare on his face*

...uhm... I think he's forgotten why he's here... and who procrastination is... ...

Go talk to your friends, Forgetfulness...
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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #215 on: May 26, 2007, 10:58:53 PM »
*pesters Laziness into actually standing up and walking over to the couch*

Procrastination is depending on you not being too lazy for now.

See, Procrastination? Your friends are here! :D

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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #216 on: May 27, 2007, 12:47:24 AM »
LOL!  Thanks Deloria! XD  Look Mr. Procrastination, it's your lazy friend! !!!
XD You're quite welcome, Neil. :D *berates laziness again for slouching* ;P
 
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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #217 on: May 27, 2007, 04:23:10 PM »
Woo!  The gang's all here! XD  And Mr. Procrastination is... doing nothing... ::)

Ironically, that's actually a major breakthrough for him. ;P
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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #218 on: May 27, 2007, 06:13:14 PM »
lol XD I hadn't thought of that! His not doing anything is something of a recovery. :D
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Re: Yonkey, the psycho(analyst)!
« Reply #219 on: May 28, 2007, 04:00:13 PM »
*mr forgetfulness: ergg Why am I here ??? I have this peice of paper that says to come here.*
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