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« on: April 21, 2004, 08:55:37 AM »
Im making sure that im younger ;D, i am 15 so i hope you are atleast 16 ;B

So are you older than 17 ???
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« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2004, 09:14:32 AM »
Perhaps I am a vampire and i am 396 years old...oil of olay helps to keep my skin looking young...shame about the deathly pale colour!
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« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2004, 09:17:46 AM »
Doesn't oil of olay perform wonders?  Hmmm, have you tried tanning lotion for the pale skin?? lol

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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2004, 10:20:15 AM »
Sadly the lotion gets sucked into the pores as soon as i put it on...then i get a reaction  :( oh the life of a vampire...eternal, powerful life but the weaknesses are sunlight, lunatics with crosses and steaks and ofcourse tanning lotion which gives such a bad rash!
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« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2004, 09:30:08 AM »
I wouldnt say that you look like a Vampire ;)
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« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2004, 09:32:57 AM »
You havnt seen me when the moon is full  ;P

and you havnt seen me first thing in the morning when the sun hits me *bleurgh*  :X  XD hisss, im bliiiind!!
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« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2004, 09:36:57 AM »
Im Satan so im very red and scary :-\, and being red is worse than being pale ;)
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« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2004, 09:43:30 AM »
atleast u dont look like u hav been washed in daz 43 times!
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« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2004, 09:44:35 AM »
But you dont look like a vampire ;)
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« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2004, 09:53:37 AM »
Have you met a real vampire...and i mean a REAL vampire
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« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2004, 10:36:50 AM »
No because there is no such thing as Vampires :P :suffer:
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« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2004, 11:10:56 AM »
 :o I wouldnt be so sure...especially with all those highgate cemetary stories
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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2004, 05:30:48 PM »
god yeh i know. u gotta be wary about ppl who actually claim to be vamps coz they really do take it seriously and then u end up in hospital with loss of blood lol. just think of the infections you could get!
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« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2004, 05:43:47 PM »
Just think of the infections you could get!

Just think of how dead you might get, if one of those wackos decides to really go for your jugular...  :o
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« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2004, 06:09:01 PM »
Vampires might just be people with severe iron deficiencies, thus requiring them to obtain large amounts of iron to survive. ;) Blood is a good source of iron.
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« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2004, 07:25:59 PM »
Vampires might just be people with severe iron deficiencies, thus requiring them to obtain large amounts of iron to survive. ;) Blood is a good source of iron.

So are green vegetables, red meat, sesame and sardines, but you don't see many vampires eating those  ;)
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« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2004, 04:03:07 AM »
Lol! I like ur idea  :suffer:
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« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2004, 11:59:15 AM »
*backs away from Kimmie*

You aint getting my blood :P
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« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2004, 03:40:16 PM »
Hey, Jason, come with me I have to show you something!! >drags Jason over to Kimmie< Have you met Kimmie yet??? ;D


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« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2004, 05:09:58 PM »
altho i hav transformed into a fairy and can only see goodness and light...i do occasionally hav appetite problems and need the odd snack here and there. it is a mild problem you understand, and nothing major to worry about  ;D so please dont come after me with stakes and garlic bcoz im goin thru rehab...im a confessed coffin dweller now and im having help dealin with my blood issues!

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