Oh, good. Because I'm both (pokes at her flabby bits experimentally) soft and (studies her arms, tummy, legs, and feet) fuzzy. 
And still you wonder why I
you?
Well, yes. I do know some fellas who like (or at least don't mind) if a girl is pudgy, but the vast majority of them are pretty turned off by a girl who is hairy.

Peace & Luv, Liz