First, When was it mentioned Alexander had a birthmark?
In KQ3. When he meets up with Rosella and tells her who he really is, she doesn't believe him at first... but then comments that her brother was supposed to have a cute birthmark on his butt. So he shows her(!), to prove he's really Alexander.
Second, Why does it seem the weirdest topics come up on this forum?
Three words: Hormonally Repressed Geeks. Except I don't what Say and Mikey's excuses are, then.

Third, What am I doing?
Asking questions, duh.
Fourth, Should I wish I never read this topic?
Only if we ever get any more sketches of cute guys to talk about...
Peace & Luv, Liz