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Which guards have the worst job?

Lolotte's flying goons—cool wings and we're stuck in this mountain fortress!
1 (4.8%)
The guard dogs of the Green Isles—we're really good guys, but we've got to serve this Alhazred guy anyways!
7 (33.3%)
Malicia's Gargoyle—I spend most of my day as a lawn decoration, where's the fun in that?
8 (38.1%)
Daventry's Guards—Do you have any idea how hard it is when this family or castle get kidnapped at least once a year?
5 (23.8%)

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Which guards...
« on: May 01, 2005, 09:32:30 PM »
Heh, lawn ornament. :suffer:
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Re:Which guards...
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2005, 11:49:58 PM »
Daventry's Guards

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Re:Which guards...
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2005, 12:20:36 AM »
The guard dogs have one of the worst jobs, second only to the Five Fierce Guards of The Isle of Wonder, (They have to put up with each other ::))
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Re:Which guards...
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2005, 02:48:45 AM »
Gaurd dogs for sure!!!  I would hate to serve a liar... especially alhrazed!
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Re:Which guards...
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2005, 04:17:18 AM »

Malicia's Gargoyle of course ;)
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Re:Which guards...
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2005, 05:58:55 AM »
Malicia's gargoyle! Although Daventry's guards are a close second!
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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2005, 02:53:42 PM »
Malicia's gargoyle! Although Daventry's guards are a close second!
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Re:Which guards...
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2005, 04:55:14 PM »
Daventry's Guards. They must get so bored of standing there all day seeing random knights being eaten by the moats crocs.
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Re:Which guards...
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2005, 12:49:56 AM »
the goons - how frustrating!
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Re:Which guards...
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2005, 07:08:22 AM »
Malicia's Gargoyle
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Re:Which guards...
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2005, 10:28:49 AM »
I’d have to say Malicia's Gargoyle as I remember it the least…
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Re:Which guards...
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2005, 08:35:52 AM »
Daventry's Guards... I've never seen them do anything useful. I mean, the Royal Punks make/bring the trouble and they fix it themselves. What an unfulfulling job! They're more like lawn ornaments than the gargoyle. :P
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