The Court Thread

[Gilgamesh]

Why were you putting your juice on the courtroom floor, walls or ceiling? 

I didn't, but that could happen when someone drops the juice (by accident) or throws it.

As you can see I was discussing an important matter whit Pacman so I didn't saw her throwing the cup.
The only thing I heared was the bin being hit by something.

[copycat]

As you can see I was discussing an important matter whit Pacman so I didn't saw her throwing the cup.
The only thing I heared was the bin being hit by something.

The Court cannot see anything in that quote.

[restamper]

The defense has no more witnesses.

[Gilgamesh]

The Court cannot see anything in that quote.

click on the quote to get to the date so you can see it yourself. 

[Pacman928]

well, i checked my pms and i saw cc had sent me one, calling me here.  i read a little of the case, so i guess i should take the oath and sit on the stand.

i solemnly swear that i am up to no good. (and to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me god)
*sits in the witness stand*

[tessspoon]

It's been so long I've forgotten what we wanted to ask you... so, um, no further questions I suppose.

[copycat]

Cross-examination:
Mr. Gilgamesh, do you remember who was present in the Court room, at the time you heard the bin being hit by something, apart from yourself & mr. Pacman?

This post has been made by the prosecutor.

[Gilgamesh]

Delling and Racx  were there also there.

[copycat]

The prosecution has no more questions for Mr. Gilgamesh.
Mr. Gilgamesh, you may step down.
The prosecution calls forth Mr. Delling and Mr. Racx.

Part of this post has been made by the prosecutor.

[Delling]

*makes grandiose entrance by carrying dry ice in a bucket of water and flash light under his ghost-sheet disguise*

I am here. *takes the stand, still in disguise*

[racx_00]

I'm here!

[copycat]

*makes grandiose entrance by carrying dry ice in a bucket of water and flash light under his ghost-sheet disguise*

I am here. *takes the stand, still in disguise*

The Court asks for the person claiming to be Mr. Delling to please remove his disguise in this Court Room, in order to ascertain this person's identity. Until your identity has been confirmed, thie Court will not let you take the stand.

I'm here!

Please take the stand and place your hand on this denominated book and say 'I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me [your preferred person of high importance you normally swear on].

[PirateKingChris]

*a ragged looking lawyer in an ancient brown, moth eaten suit arrives in the courtroom* I object to my client, Mr Delling, removing his disguise!

[Delling]

If I were to remove my disguise... it might stop being a disguise... *cough* moat monsters *cough*... Therefore, I refuse to undisguise myself on the grounds that that might harm... myself.

[racx_00]

Please take the stand and place your hand on this denominated book and say 'I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me [your preferred person of high importance you normally swear on].

But maybe I don't swear to tell the truth?

[copycat]

*a ragged looking lawyer in an ancient brown, moth eaten suit arrives in the courtroom* I object to my client, Mr Delling, removing his disguise!

On what grounds?

If I were to remove my disguise... it might stop being a disguise... *cough* moat monsters *cough*... Therefore, I refuse to undisguise myself on the grounds that that might harm... myself.

Hold it! Either (the suspected) Mr. Delling does not have a lawyer, and Mr. PK has no right to intervene. Or, Mr. Delling has a lawyer, in which case it is not Mr. Delling's task to explaining his lawyer's objection.  If it makes you feel any more comfortable, the Court will order the spectators (and press) to leave the courtroom, and make this a closed session.

But maybe I don't swear to tell the truth?

If you don't swear to tell the truth, how can this Court rely on what you are answering to the prosecutor's question(s)?

[Delling]

If I were to remove my disguise... it might stop being a disguise... *cough* moat monsters *cough*... Therefore, I refuse to undisguise myself on the grounds that that might harm... myself.

Hold it! Either (the suspected) Mr. Delling does not have a lawyer, and Mr. PK has no right to intervene. Or, Mr. Delling has a lawyer, in which case it is not Mr. Delling's task to explaining his lawyer's objection.  If it makes you feel any more comfortable, the Court will order the spectators (and press) to leave the courtroom, and make this a closed session.

I think I can kill two birds with one stone here... I hereby recognize Mr. PK as my attorney. This relationship had not been formalized previously, thus the preceding confusion. I apologize.

PK may now field your questions.

[PirateKingChris]

*glares at his client, for his memory loss* I refer to my clients response to the order to remove his disguise. And I ask that all spectators indeed, be banished from the courtroom.

[Deloria]

Surely not. Please let me stay? *begs* *takes up any random role in the courtroom that needs filling* I can manage the pity party when someone has been proven guilty.

[Delling]

*whispers to PK*

[spoiler]Deloria may stay as she is aware of all of the extenuating circumstances. [/spoiler]