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Started by Raforever, May 29, 2005, 04:03:07 PM

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copycat

Quote from: Rosella on August 14, 2005, 09:20:41 PMEr, I'm sorry your Honor. *hides from the bold*
You need not hide from the bold. That typeface is just used to differentiate when the Court is speaking, and when I'm speaking on my own behalf and accord. ;) Having said that...

The court wishes to remind the prosecuting side of the warning I issued when I approved calling the defendant to the stand:

Quote from: copycat on July 21, 2005, 07:32:58 AMAlso, you cannot ask the defendant to acknowledge the fact directly whether or not he posted the thing this Court is here to decide.
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Rosella

Well, assuming he's telling the truth, it would simply be a typo or something.
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Questing Character

I would just like to clarify a few things.....

-I do not *think* I am evidence.  I am on the evidence table (duct taped to it even!), so I therefore KNOW that I am evidence.  It is an undeniable fact.

-I just like business cards.  Not as much as say, clicky pens, or those bells that you hit the button on the top and they ring.  But I do like them.  Because you can hide them in your sleeve and then when you shake someone's hand, have it slide into the palm of your hand so you are cleverly handing them your card.  Not enough people do that!

-I think I am being treated perfectly well in the asylum, except for this ridiculous thing about not letting me have clicky pens and bells.  And now CC doesn't even want me having business cards!  No more treatment is necessary!

-Since the evidence cannot speak for itself, but must be interpreted by the lawyers, I shall now commence my interpretive dance.
>wriggles around in the duct tape< (Note: this dance can be interpreted as all that I've said above and also this: "Raf says he'll buy Kelsey a cookie factory if she drops the case"...but only if the lawyers are any good. :P)



copycat

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Quote from: Rosella on August 15, 2005, 05:41:52 PMWell, assuming he's telling the truth, it would simply be a typo or something.
The Court told you the question you asked, was allowed, but that line of questioning would have to be limited to that one question.

Quote from: Questing Character on August 16, 2005, 06:05:12 PM-I think I am being treated perfectly well in the asylum, except for this ridiculous thing about not letting me have clicky pens and bells.  And now CC doesn't even want me having business cards!  No more treatment is necessary!
Quote the Court where it said you could not, (ever) get a business card, period.

Quote from: Questing Character on August 16, 2005, 06:05:12 PM-Since the evidence cannot speak for itself, but must be interpreted by the lawyers, I shall now commence my interpretive dance.
>wriggles around in the duct tape< (Note: this dance can be interpreted as all that I've said above and also this: "Raf says he'll buy Kelsey a cookie factory if she drops the case"...but only if the lawyers are any good. :P)
Huh? Attempts at BRIBERY? :pokerface:
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Quote from: copycat on August 17, 2005, 02:35:12 PM

Huih? Attempts at BRIBERY? :pokerface:

.....well, I don't need a credit card.  BUSINESS CARDS!!!

And you know, I never SAID anything about bribery.  That's just YOUR interpretation -- and you're the judge.  It's up to the lawyers and the jury to interpret the evidence.



copycat

Quote from: Questing Character on August 17, 2005, 07:21:31 PM.....well, I don't need a credit card.  BUSINESS CARDS!!!
Excuse-a-me, I seem to have mistyped a word. :-\ Let me modify the question in just a sec...

Quote from: Questing Character on August 17, 2005, 07:21:31 PMAnd you know, I never SAID anything about bribery.  That's just YOUR interpretation -- and you're the judge.  It's up to the lawyers and the jury to interpret the evidence.
The Court was just clarifying what was at stake in your explanation of your dance. That's also why the Court said attempt. 8)
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copycat

* The Court wonders where the witness has wandered off to this time

PS: Darn, I can't get the title in bold. :-X
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Rosella

Well, you could type the whole thing out the normal way. :P

* The Court wonders where the witness has wandered off to this time ???
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copycat

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Quote from: Rosella on August 24, 2005, 12:40:42 AMWell, you could type the whole thing out the normal way. :P
I was just testing to see what the / me function was capable of. Ofcourse it can be done the normal way, but that was not the intention of the test. 8)
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Rosella

There's a / me function? :o XD

* Rosella marvels XD
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copycat

Quote from: Jafar on August 24, 2005, 08:45:12 PM
* Jafar, Boy Genius knows that there's a bit more to the /me function then the average poster knows. :scholar:
* The Court would like this matter to be discussed outside of the Court room, thank you. 8)
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Raforever

Quote from: Questing Character on August 16, 2005, 06:05:12 PM
>wriggles around in the duct tape<

let me see, he´s trying to tell us that... um.. ino... yes... Raforever is inocent and... um.. card.. um... want... AH... he wants to give Kels another buisness card  ::)


where were we? AH yes typo thats the thing BIG typo

* Raforever typos alot XD




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copycat

Quote from: Raforever on August 27, 2005, 12:51:07 PMlet me see, he´s trying to tell us that... um.. ino... yes... Raforever is inocent and... um.. card.. um... want... AH... he wants to give Kels another buisness card  ::)
The evidence has no authority on the guilty/innocent status of a defendant. And I would think that piece of evidence would well know what it is trying to convey itself, without you trying to (mis)interpret it. He wants]to give a business card? I thought he was collecting them. ::)

Quote from: Raforever on August 27, 2005, 12:51:07 PMwhere were we? AH yes typo thats the thing BIG typo

* Raforever typos alot XD
The Court would like to know what kind of typo the defendant/witness was correcting.
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Deloria

Why don't we just convict Raforever and start with Q's case? I am actually starting to pity him. (I know I can't believe it either)
 
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Quote from: Deloria on September 04, 2005, 06:33:42 AM
Why don't we just convict Raforever and start with Q's case? I am actually starting to pity him. (I know I can't believe it either)
Q has a case :o, I thought he was just evidence that got thrown out after the trial XD
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Deloria

Nah, he just figured that this case needed evidenciary support. It was also a plea for sympathy and at this rate (now that he has duck tapwed himself to the evidence table) he should get more sympathy for his case (where I would like to represent him as my client and as his lawyer) then he would otherwise have gotten. His case, to save his species of "Q's". Prhaps he would object to the hunting of Q's or merely to attract sympathy and offer Q's more jobs. I now ask the court for their verdict as Q's case is very pressing.
 
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Deloria

Sounds great to me to. I know let's have a vote since the verdict is taking too long to get. All in favour of convicting Raf please fill out these ballots. *Gives out ballots* Alright all in favour of not convicting Raf fill out these ballots. Please post your vote.
 
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