The Court Thread

[racx_00]

Sorry but this is a court not a federal election

This case will proceed until the jury comes to a verdict or Bob comes to a decision

Now please be seated

[Jafar]

Who's the jury again?

[racx_00]

Anyone that Bob said couldn't be on the jury

[Jafar]

Really? Awesome!

[racx_00]

He has trouble saying what he means, and generally tends to say the opposite of what hes thinking

Like locking us up in the asylum, he actually meant let them free

[Jafar]

Well, he's insane. You really can't blame him.

[racx_00]

Yeah I guess so , but I will blame him just for the fun of it

[Deloria]

Alright fine, no ballots. Could Judge Bob hurry up then? Or how about the jury just giving the verdict without him present? If Judge Bob doesn't hurry up we might have to get Judge Judy to reach a decision for him.

[Jafar]

we might have to get Judge Judy to reach a decision for him.

Are you crazy? She'll murderlize Raf!

[Deloria]

That's what I want! He's guilty. And besides, the faster she mutilates him, the quicker we can get to Q's case. Who is the DA for this case anyway?

[racx_00]

You'll have to mutilate me first, I ain't lettin' ya just go and kill Raf

[Jafar]

Can't we get a slightly nicer judge? Judge Judy will eat us all for breakfast, and come back for seconds!

[racx_00]

I know this really nice judge , really friendly

His name is CC

[Jafar]

You know what? Thats a great idea! Why didn't I think of that?

[racx_00]

You're so busy with the resistance that you haven't had enough rest, and now its starting to get to you , maybe you should rest

[Jafar]

I don't know...if I let my guard down, they might kidnap me or something.

[racx_00]

Nah they tend to have a liking for me

[Jafar]

I'm the leader, though. I'm the most valuable to the Resistance, so it's only logical that they'd try to get me sometimes.

[Rosella]

Yeah, they've already tried to get me. It's only logical that Jafar's next.

[racx_00]

I say Bob is next , he has a "fragile" mind