The Court Thread

[Deloria]

He told me to

[Jafar]

Did not. I was saying that nothing you could do could convince me to give up a spoiler. 

[Deloria]

Jafar has given me his spoilers. Neil still owes me one. All the others are still sued with the original charges

[Rosella]

I told you about flying silver trees! That's a spoiler!

[Deloria]

You didn't tell me to what it went or what it was, so technically, that's only half of a spoiler And you have to submit all spoilers by way of PM or MSN, so they belong exclusively to me

[copycat]

Jafar has given me his spoilers. Neil still owes me one. All the others are still sued with the original charges

But the investigation has not yet finished its course, so the Court can't convene.

[Deloria]

Well, can the investigation please finish it's course?

[copycat]

Well, can the investigation please finish it's course?

That all depends on you, my dear. If all the other options at your disposal have not brought any result, this is the final stop.
Do you want a lawyer representing you, or are you charging the defendants yourself? In any case, if you decide to go to court, please give the names of the accused asap.

[Oldbushie]

*gets a swiss cheese lawyer*

[Deloria]

I hereby sue you all *points at Jafar, Oldbushie, Raforever, Rosella and Yonkey* for a) bringing this thread off-topic, and b) for submitting to the off-topic-ness by continuing the conversation even if you didn't bring it off.topic to begin with!    

I'm going to court . As my lawyer no longer frequents this forum, I'm going to represent myself, however, if someone should want this case, please PM me. The accused are: Oldbushie and Yonkey. The others have managed to settle with me outside of court.

[Yonkey]

Why am I the accused again?

[Deloria]

You went off topic/partook in the off-topicness, and you still owe me a spoiler if you want to settle outside of court.

[Yonkey]

and you still owe me a spoiler if you want to settle outside of court.

I guess we'll be going to trial then!

[Rosella]

I'll be someone's lawyer!!

[Deloria]

I guess so. I would like a few days before we commence, though, if that's alright CC.
Okay, Rosella. You're hired

[Rosella]

Ok, awesome.

[Yonkey]

I'd like to represent myself.   But since Bushie's presence is kinda sporadic maybe you can represent him?

[Oldbushie]

I want Mote to be my lawyer!

[Deloria]

I want Mote to be my lawyer!

Actually, I've decided to go through most of the proceedings myself, but would it be possible for me to consult Rosella and for her to aid me?

[Yonkey]

Of course!