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Started by Raforever, May 29, 2005, 04:03:07 PM

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telepathic_cat

*Takes out a pouch and throws it at Jafar*  It's full of buttered communism, only the best, of course.  You've been there for a while, thought you might be hungry.
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copycat

Quote from: telepathic_cat on June 27, 2006, 02:04:20 PM*kicks down the court room door*  HOLD IT!!  I have new evidence relatin to this case!!!  *places a needle marked "INSULIN" on the evidence table*  No one in this room commited the crime!  It was that crazy guys from the Diabetes commercials!!
The Court asks the attending police officer(s) to remove this lunatic from the Court room 8)

Quote from: Jafar on June 27, 2006, 02:39:19 PMWell, I'm at the stand, so...now what? :P
Since the prosecutor called you to the stand, she may now ask you to supply this Court with some information of her choice, after which the defendant(s) can cross-examine you. 8)

Quote from: telepathic_cat on June 27, 2006, 02:45:52 PM*Takes out a pouch and throws it at Jafar*  It's full of buttered communism, only the best, of course.  You've been there for a while, thought you might be hungry.
The Court has its own caterer to attend to those things, thank you very much. And are you still/back in here?
* The Court informs the guards outside the courtoom to make sure this idiot doesn't enter again
:pokerface:

PS: please take no personal offense at the 'lunatic' and 'idiot', it has nothing do with you as a person, but with your actions in this court. Just to make sure...
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Deloria

Jafar, do you admit you went off-topic and thus encouraged others to do so in this thread?
 
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Jafar

I admit to going off-topic, but not to encouraging the others to do so. I can't be held responsible for them continuing the off-topic-ness. :P
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Deloria

Yet you continued the off-topicness because you didn't want people to go off-topic? ::)
 
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Jafar

I chose to go off-topic of my own accord, as did the others who posted after me. I only continued because they did.
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Deloria

So, had I not intervened this would have gone on for a lot longer? :P It would have been possible to cease, yet you chose not to, why?
 
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Quote from: Deloria on June 28, 2006, 08:53:09 AMSo, had I not intervened this would have gone on for a lot longer? :P It would have been possible to cease, yet you chose not to, why?
Please ask one question at a time. 8)
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Jafar

If you hadn't intervened, it would've eventually been split and moved to a Star Wars-related\the Useless Conv thread. I'd have done it myself, actually.
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Deloria

Eventually, yes. But as you've heard Yonkey state, spam can stay and settle for years. :P

But then you never answered my questions. You just told me what would have happened had I not intervened, you didn't tell me what I asked which was why you chose not to stop it, before I decided to press charges. :P

And I'm very sorry, your honor, it shan't happen again.


 
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Jafar

I chose not to, because there weren't that many off-topic posts to split. I didn't think it far enough to warrent a split yet.
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Deloria

For how much longer do you think it would have gone on?
 
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Jafar

Not too long. Really, a court case for something like this is quite trivial. :P
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But There are people who can make it realy long. :P
* starts seuing and seuing again * :o
Now it will take a bit longer. ::)
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Deloria

Quote from: Jafar on June 29, 2006, 04:42:50 PM
Not too long. Really, a court case for something like this is quite trivial. :P
It also adds to post counts :P

No further questions. :P
 
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Quote from: Deloria on June 29, 2006, 05:00:13 PM
It also adds to post counts :P

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#676
Ok Jafar. :P On the day in question, were you and I the only ones spamming?


EDIT: Grammar. XD
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Jafar

No. Rafael, Kelsey, and OB were also involved. Not so much OB though.
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Yonkey

Correct, but for the record there was also someone else.  Could you please read out the author of this piece of spam:

Quote from: Deloria on November 25, 2005, 09:00:33 AM
acts of ebilness?  ;D

XD
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Jafar

Hmm...it wasn't in the stream of off-topic posts she noted, but it's off-topic, and it's Deloria! XD
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