The Court Thread

[Gilgamesh]

* watches behind a screen how yonkey gets his shocking treatment *
Only for those who feel harm is this spoiler made

Spoiler (mouse over to reveal):

Don't mind what I have put above

* looks a teddys treatment *
Nice the room is so cute an huggy
And look there are some little bears kids hugging him.

I can see both of them are in good hands.

[copycat]

*has wanted to say this very badly*

court dismissed *bangs gavel*

You cannot dismiss the Court! However, since the President of this Court neglected to dismiss it himself when he should have, we'll let it waive and consider your gavel-banging the official dismissal of the Court.

* watches behind a screen how yonkey gets his shocking treatment *
Only for those who feel harm is this spoiler made

Spoiler (mouse over to reveal):

Don't mind what I have put above

* looks a teddys treatment *
Nice the room is so cute an huggy
And look there are some little bears kids hugging him.

I can see both of them are in good hands.

The Court has been assured by the Management of the Asylum Mr. Yonkey does not need EST at this moment or in the foreseeable future.And yes, Mr. Teddy's treatment has been a success so far. And of course, Asylum personnel likes to make his treatment as comfortable as possible, as they do with their human patients too, even if they sometimes may tend to disagree. At least, that's what we're being told by its Manager and we have no reason to distrust him.

[Gilgamesh]

The Court has been assured by the Management of the Asylum Mr. Yonkey does not need EST at this moment or in the foreseeable future.And yes, Mr. Teddy's treatment has been a success so far. And of course, Asylum personnel likes to make his treatment as comfortable as possible, as they do with their human patients too, even if they sometimes may tend to disagree. At least, that's what we're being told by its Manager and we have no reason to distrust him.

I didn't say he got EST, but only a shocking treatment.
For example: seeing teddy hugging him.
That must be shocking for him.
And seeing old movies whit him and teddy on it.

[Pacman928]

shocking is bad.  trust me

[icarus]

I thank the noble judge for the wise verdict in this case between mr Teddy and mr Yonkey.
I hope both will meet each others once more as true friends and whit the possibility to hug each other at a normal way.

[Pacman928]

and hopefully, neil can feel safe with mr teddy in his house

[copycat]

shocking is bad.  trust me

The Court agrees. The Asylum management has stated it does not want anyone to feel anything shocking, as it might counteract the treatment.

I thank the noble judge for the wise verdict in this case between mr Teddy and mr Yonkey.
I hope both will meet each others once more as true friends and whit the possibility to hug each other at a normal way.

The Court thanks Mr. Icarus for this compliment. It also hopes Mr. Yonkey will find his inner child again, and Mr. Teddy continuing its positive behaviour due to his treatment, resulting in both parties meeting each other and doing what is normal between a man with an active inner child and a teddy bear.

[Jafar]

Bowling! No wait, that's what you do with action figures...

[Pacman928]

we need a new case

[copycat]

Bowling! No wait, that's what you do with action figures...

Bowling a teddy bear? The Court suddenly feels the urge to sue Mr. Jafar for this statement..

Bowling! No wait, that's what you do with action figures...

Got an idea? I can't do it, since that would mean I could no longer be impartial as President of this Court.

[icarus]

Bowling! No wait, that's what you do with action figures...

Bowling a teddy bear? The Court suddenly feels the urge to sue Mr. Jafar for this statement..

Bowling! No wait, that's what you do with action figures...

Got an idea? I can't do it, since that would mean I could no longer be impartial as President of this Court.

Noble judge I want to sue Jafar for using toys in an improperly way.
He was even suggesting to get bowling whit toys.

[Pacman928]

seeing that the plaintiff is never here, we cant really have this trial

[Jafar]

Actually, I meant it as taking your toys to go bowling, not using them as bowling balls\pins.

[Pacman928]

id like to see mr teddy bowl.

[copycat]

seeing that the plaintiff is never here, we cant really have this trial

Who? Icarus? That's not really a reason not to hold a trial.

Actually, I meant it as taking your toys to go bowling, not using them as bowling balls\pins.

Suuuuuure.

id like to see mr teddy bowl.

Maybe he can, but we haven't found about it yet.

[Gilgamesh]

CC doesn't pacman belong inside the clinic to lean how to treat bears like mr. Teddy?
It seems he has problems whit bears.

[Yonkey]

CC doesn't pacman belong inside the clinic to lean how to treat bears like mr. Teddy?

There are more bears out there like Mr. Teddy?!

[copycat]

There are more bears out there like Mr. Teddy?!

The Court is inclined to deny the existence of other bears just like Mr. Teddy. It is convinced Mr. Yonkey's (mis)treatment of Mr. Teddy cannot have been duplicated anywhere else.

ixnay on the oblempay!! 

Excuse the Court for not understanding what you are saying and would you please refrain from doing so in this thread?

Now the translatoin in normal english:
I have a problem whit bears, but I will not tell everyone that I don't like them at all.
I want them to be locked up in small cages for the rest of their lives.

CC!! Pacman sure has a problem.

Somehow the Court doesn't think that is the correct translation and waits for Mr. Pacman to translate it himself.

[Gilgamesh]

That are the first signs of a serious problem.
CC, put him in the program to learn that bears aren't evil.

[copycat]

it means "i dont want to talk about that. "

The Court wishes for pacman to swear that's the correct translation as it's not entirely sure this translation has been posted truthfully.

That are the first signs of a serious problem.
CC, put him in the program to learn that bears aren't evil.

The Court wishes to see Gilgameshe's credentials as a psychologist. Furthermore, even if he was, he has not been appointed by this Court to assess mr. Pacman's mental health.
Furthermore, this CC you are talking about, would that be the Manager of the TSL Asylum? I'm afraid he isn't present in this Court room, as he's far too busy managing his Asylum (obviously).