Welcome to the place where insanity rules!!!!
And don't listen to Copycat if he corrects me, he has yet to embrace his inner nutcase. 
Why would I correct you? Haven is the place where insanity rules. However, whereever there's insanity, there's also sanity to 'balance the scales', sort of, so that's my job. My 'inner nutcase' just doesn't exist and is clearly a figment of your imagination. But then again, you're in the Asylum, so it's not surprising you have those kind of figments of imagination.

Welcome Petra!
*Grabs glaive and presents arms menacingly* Back! Back I say!
glaive Pronunciation (glv)
n. Archaic
A sword, especially a broadsword.
Whoa! *deploys 'shield of' sharp nails, just in case* Watch where you're aiming that glaive!
And Welcome Valanice/Rosella's Mum! Now how am I supposed to know if your presence still makes me the oldest (posting) forum member if you don't put your age in your profile!

PS: The 'Spell Check' doesn't know what a 'glaive' is.

EDIT:
I was just kind of like "FORUM! *tackle/joins*
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I have this nice little PM from you dated May 21, 2004, telling me how you arrived at this site and I think I may have had something to do with it.
