Regionized English

[Louisiana Night]

Repost this, but add a regional/unique word/expression(alterations allowed, as long as they don't remove other regional/unique words/expressions).

PersonA(speaking to person B):We're fixin' to go aff after we tump over ya'll's chairs, but we don't cotton to cottonpickin' nailed down furniture so we can't be buggered because ya'll'd raise Cain. So, fwwweeeeeee
Person B: That's not cricket, youse guys. I'll give you a solid quarter if you'll drink this tonic while wriggling though.
Person A: Wabbaever *drinks tonic, while wriggling*
Spectator: ROFFLES

[Raforever]

eh?  

[Yonkey]

Repost this

 

It sounds like an interesting forum game, but why'd ya post it in this thread?

[Louisiana Night]

eh?  

Basically, just add a regional term like "solid quarter" or wabbaever/aff(a region of the internet will suffice).

[Jafar]

PersonA(speaking to person B):We're fixin' to go aff after we tump over ya'll's chairs, but we don't cotton to cottonpickin' nailed down furniture so we can't be buggered because ya'll'd raise Cain. So, fwwweeeeeee
Person B: That's not cricket, youse guys. I'll give you a solid quarter if you'll drink this tonic while wriggling though.
Person A: Wabbaever *drinks tonic, while wriggling*
Spectator: ROFFLES! Thats the bees knees, isn't it?

[Rosella]

PersonA(speaking to person B):We're fixin' to go aff after we tump over ya'll's chairs, but we don't cotton to cottonpickin' nailed down furniture so we can't be buggered because ya'll'd raise Cain. So, fwwweeeeeee
Person B: That's not cricket, youse guys. I'll give you a solid quarter if you'll drink this tonic while wriggling though.
Person A: Wabbaever *drinks tonic, while wriggling*
Spectator: ROFFLES! Thats the bees knees, isn't it?
Person B: Eh...

Come on! "Eh" has to count! Oh, and this is going to be the scariest forum game EVER.

[Yonkey]

PersonA(speaking to person B):We're fixin' to go aff after we tump over ya'll's chairs, but we don't cotton to cottonpickin' nailed down furniture so we can't be buggered because ya'll'd raise Cain. So, fwwweeeeeee

Person B: That's not cricket, youse guys. I'll give you a solid quarter if you'll drink this tonic while wriggling though.

Person A: Wabbaever *drinks tonic, while wriggling*

Spectator: ROFFLES! Thats the bees knees, isn't it?
 
Person B: Eh...

Person A: OMGWTF?!  Respect Mah Authoritah!