This is long, but definitely worth it...
> 10 Mind-Numbingly Stupid Quotes by Tom DeLay
>
> 1) "So many minority youths had volunteered that there was literally no
> room for patriotic folks like myself." --Tom DeLay, explaining at the 1988
> GOP convention why he and vice presidential nominee Dan Quayle did not
> fight in the Vietnam War.
>
> 2) "Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?" Tom Delay, to three
> young hurricane evacuees from New Orleans at the Astrodome in Houston,
> Sept.
> 9, 2005
>
> 3) "I AM the federal government.ā Tom DeLay, to the owner of Ruth's Chris
> Steak House, after being told to put out his cigar because of federal
> government regulations banning smoking in the building, May 14, 2003
>
>
> 4) "We're no longer a superpower. We're a super-duper power." Tom DeLay,
> explaining why America must topple Saddam Hussein in 2002 interview with
> Fox News
>
> 5) "Nothing is more important in the face of a war than cutting taxes."
> Tom DeLay, March 12, 2003
>
> 6) "Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes
> of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare, the
> teaching of evolution in the schools, and working mothers who take birth
> control pills." Tom DeLay, on causes of the Columbine High School
> massacre,
> 1999
>
> 7) "A woman can take care of the family. It takes a man to provide
> structure. To provide stability. Not that a woman can't provide stability,
> I'm not saying that... It does take a father, though." -Tom DeLay, in a
> radio interview, Feb. 10, 2004
>
>

"I don't believe there is a separation of church and state. I think the
> Constitution is very clear. The only separation is that there will not be
> a government church." Tom DeLay
>
> 9) "Emotional appeals about working families trying to get by on $4.25 an
> hour [the minimum wage in 1996] are hard to resist. Fortunately, such
> families do not exist.ā Tom DeLay, during a debate in Congress on
> increasing the minimum wage, April 23, 1996
>
> 10) "I am not a federal employee. I am a constitutional officer. My job is
> the Constitution of the United States, I am not a government employee. I
> am in the Constitution." Tom DeLay, in a CNN interview, Dec. 19, 1995
>
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