Movie Parodies XD

[Oldbushie]

*huggles Say2D2*

[Deloria]

Aw.. Poor Cez's just misunderstood

[Jafar]

Maybe, but it stuck when I first thought of it.

[Jafar]

Jafar: *pwns the guard who poked him 5 seconds ago, then bashes some more guards into the pit*

[On the Cezarmobile]
Dark-Dav: I've got 'em! *uses giant gun and shoots the VWs obnoxiously until further notice*
Cesar: GUARDS! DO SOMETHING!
Guards, Kelsey, and pretty much everyone in hearing distance: O_o
Cesar: Bler... (Erm, that is, GUARDS! DO SOMETHING!)
Guards: *panic*
ShadowFett: I'll handle this. (Isn't he cool?)
ShadowFett: *uses jetpack to fly over to VW, and aims his blaster at Jafar*

Jafar: *slices blaster in half*
*VW suddenly turns sideways*
Everyone: AAAAAAHHHHH!
LN-do: *falls off, but grabs a rope*
ShadowFett: Eat rope, dope! *ties up Jafar*
Jafar: Sorry, but this planet ain't big enough for the two of us! I'm ending this little rodeo now! *slices rope*
LN-do: There's no place like home, there's no place like home...

*Jafar hops to another VW, and pwns all the guards over there*
ShadowFett: *aims at Jafar* Now I've got you...
Goat: Baa!
Raf: ShadowFett? Where? *accidently runs into Shadow* Whoops, sorry!
ShadowFett: AAAAAHHHHH! *falls into pit*

[Back in the Cezmobile]
Kelsey: Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I cut this purple wire? *lights go out*
Random Alien: Dude...where's the disco ball when ya need it?
Kelsey: *takes off jester hat and throws it at Cesar, who somehow dies*

Q3PO: Help! The teddy bear's trying to eat me!
Cesar's Obnoxious Teddy Bear: WHOO HAHAHAHAHAHA!
SAY2D2: :say:
Cesar's Obnoxious Teddy Bear: YEOW! *runs away*

[Meanwhile, Jafar has reached the Cmobile]
Jafar: Aww, I wanted to defeat Cesar!
Kelsey: We-
Jafar: That's not fair! And after all that dramatic build-up...
Random Ugly Guy: *shoots Jafar's hand*
Jafar: YEOW! *shoves RUG into the pit*

[Back on the VW]
Raf: *slips on a banana peel and is hanging from the VW by his feet* AAAAAHHHHH!
LN-do: Stop screamin' like a girl at a Backstreet Boys concert! I had a hunch th'banana wouldn't hurt you. Now help me u-
*horrid claw grabs LN-do*
LN-do: ACK!
Raf: Wait, I have a plan! Goat, give me the blaster.
LN-do: RAF! You're blind! If you shoot me...
Raf: Trust me!
LN-do: No!
*Raf shoots...and hits the horrid claw, which retreats into the pit from whence it came...FOR NOW*
Raf: Okay Goat, pull us up!

[Back on the Mobile]
Q3PO: You want to make a sand castle before we leave? I dunno, it's kind o-
SAY2D2: *shoves Q*
Q3PO: WHOA! *falls in the sand*
SAY2D2: *jumps in after him*
Jafar: Okay, lets get outta here. Time for our dramatic exit! *pushes Dark-Dav away from the giant gun, and turns it around so that it'll blow up the whole ship*
Jafar: Can I do a Tarzan impression while we escape?
Kelsey: No.
Jafar: Good, I hate Tarzan anyway.
*BOOM*
*They swing across on a convenient rope*

Jafar: Okay, let's use this VW bug to get outta here. Don't forget the droids.

[And with that, they defeat Cesar, rescue EVERYONE, and pick up some power converters on the way to their ships]

[Jafar's Quest-Wing]
Raf: *static* Hey Jaf? Thanks for saving me. I hated being a popsicle.
Jafar: Any time. We'll meet up later at whereever the Fannatics are hiding these days.
Kelsey: Hurry up. I just saw these yellow words fly by, and according to them, bad things are happening...

*They part ways...for now*
Jafar: *puts a snazzy black glove on his hurt hand*
SAY2D2: 
Jafar: Yep, we're going back to Degoblah. I've got a promise to keep...
*jumps into Uber Super Ultra Mega Hyperspace*

[Yonkey]

!!

[Deloria]

Ditto

[Rosella]

Hey, I'M The one who actually kept him from being a popsicle!

But I have to admit, that was brilliant.

[Gilgamesh]

Hey, I'M The one who actually kept him from being a popsicle!

But I have to admit, that was brilliant.

You only killed Cesar.
Well that should have confused a few, but not all.
Great story anyway.

[Deloria]

Poor Cez.

[Oldbushie]

Degoblah merchant: Get your midichlorians onna stick! 2 for a buck! Millenium hand and shrimp!

[Jafar]

Once upon a time...
Wait, hold on. We're not at the fantasy part yet.
[Our story begins with a kid playing Doom]
Game: *BOOM* Lolz, you're pwnzzorded!
TeleCat: Aw man, I'm never gonna get pas- *cough cough* (Hey look, he's sick )
CC: *slides through the door* Hey, sonny! I heard you were sick, so I brought ya something!
TeleCat: Is it candy!? GIMMIE GIMM-
CC: It's a book...
TeleCat: Aw man...
CC: (Kids these days...) Anyways, there's some kind of tradition about reading cool books to sick kids. So, I decided to pick a favorite of mine!
TeleCat: Does it have explosions, and freaks of nature, and bad graphics, and the BFG 900-
CC: Quiet, you! Back in my day, FPS game were non-existant, and Adventure games were all the rage! And speaking of adventure, this book is pretty adventurous!
Telecat: What's it called?
CC: The Pointless Bride. Ah, what a classic...
Telecat: Wonderful. If I could get out of bed, we could go see a silent film next.
CC: DON'T YOU DARE INSULT SILENT FILMS! Erm, anyways, let me begin. Stay awake, it's worth it.

Once upon a time...
There was a girl named Cat. She lived on a moisture farm, and loved to push the hired hand around.
Cat: Hey Fatty, shine my shoes!
Jesse: Okey dokey!

Cat: Hey Fatty, clean up this sarcasm!
Jesse: Okey dokey!

She was just teasing him, of course. But one day, she got a decoder ring in a cereal box and learned that "Okey dokey" really meant "I love you". So she devised her own code to say "I love you too".

Cat: Hey Fatty...make me a sandwich.
Jesse: Okey dokey... *loving gaze*
Cat Thankees...*lovinger gaze*

SNAP BACK TO REALITY
Telecat: EWW! COOTIES!
CC: Sit down! If you can sit through "Doom: The Movie", you can listen to this book! We're almost at an exciting part anyways.
Telecat: Fine...*grumbles*

[Rosella]

The Princess Bride parody!!!

You're my hero.

Wait a minute, there aren't many female characters... I might not get to be in this one!! Meh, oh well, it's still scarily funny. "EWW! COOTIES! "

[Yonkey]

HAHAHAHAH!

You know, you should really consider submitting one of these things to the Contest!

[Jafar]

Hehe, thanks.
Oh, and Telepathic Cat, if you're reading this, forgive me.

Now, where was I? Oh yes.
They loved each other, but Jesse needed money to have a fancy wedding, so he packed up and left the farm, heading across the sea. Unfortunately, his ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberta, who NEVER leaves survivors. Ca-
SNAP BACK TO REALITY
T_C: AWESOME! Which gun did the pir-
CC: Sit down, you! You're supposed to be sick!

Cat heard the news, and was a sad cookieh for many days...

5 years later, the town square of Neilsville was filled up to hear the GRAND announcement of who Prince Yonkerdinck's bride would be.
Yonkerdinck: I suppose you're all wondering why I called you here
today. Allow me to end your wonderings! For I have called you here to tell you...
Crowd: *is in suspense*
Yonkerdinck: 
Crowd: Hey!
Yonkerdinck: Okay, just kidding. I'm planning on getting married, and the lucky girl is...
Crowd: *is in suspense*
Yonkerdinck: Miss  !
Crowd: *starts wandering off annoyedly*
Yonkerdinck: Hey wait, I was just kidding! It's Cat! Don't you want to meet her?

Cat was an even sadder cookieh. She wasn't in love with Yonkerdinck, and his Suffer habit didn't help any. But alas, princes were pushy those days. The only fun to be had came from her daily walk through dangerous forests.
Cat: *walks through a dangerous forest*
LN: Pardon me, but you wouldn't happen to have any Grey coupons?
Jafar: *thwack* It's Gray, not grey!
LN: I'm the boss here, you don't correct me! *turns back to Cat* So...Grey coupons?
Cat:.....
LN: Forget it. Get her, OB!
OB: *gets her* (BA DA DA DAAAA! You got Cat! You meanieh kidnapper.)
LN: Okay, now that we have her, all we need to do is go to OtherCountry, and pwnzzord her. When the people at Neilsville hear about this, they'll start a war!
Jafar: Why are you explaining the plan again? We already know it.
LN: I wasn't talking to you. *points at 4th wall* I was talking to THEM!
Jafar: .....Right.
OB: Wait, we're going to pwnzzord her?  But that's mean!
LN: Dude, we're kinda trying to start a WAR.
Jafar: Why are we starting a war again?
LN: Piffle! Let's just go now.

[They set sail]
LN: We'll be there soon. Why are you looking behind us?
Jafar: Can't be too careful. Someone might be following us.
LN: Piffle! No one saw us leave, so tell me again how someone could be following us?
Jafar: *shrugs* Ask him. *points to ship with black sails*
LN: I...you...he...GAH! How long has he been there?
Jafar: Half an hour. I was trying to tell you, but you were playing "music", so...
LN: *grumbles*
Cat: I'm, um, going to swim back home. Is that okay with you?
OB: Sure.
Cat: *jumps overboard*
OB: Wait, that's NOT okay! LN, do something!
LN: Jafar, do something!
Jafar: I..er...uh...
*stupid sounds are heard from under the waves*
LN: Just so you know, there's lots of Dopefish in the waters. You MIIGHT want to climb back aboard where it's safe.
Cat: No!
*Jaws theme starts playing*
Cat: On second thought...
LN: Come on, I'll even not-kill you.
(dun dun dun dun dun dun...)
SNAP BACK TO REALITY
Telecat:
CC: Don't worry, she doesn't get eaten.
Telecat: I'm not worried! I'm ...um...hurried! Yeah, that's it!
CC: Riiight. *continues reading*

[Deloria]

Dread Pirate Roberta?

[Oldbushie]

Am I the giant or the sword guy?

[Deloria]

Am I the giant or the sword guy?

The sword guy, I think.

[Rosella]

No, he's Fezzik. I think Jafar wants to say the "My name is Inigo Montoya" line.

[Oldbushie]

I like the giant, he's cool.

[Jafar]

And so, the kidnappers managed to reach shore, where they use a rope to climb...the THREE CLIFFS OF INSANITY!

LN: Hurry up! I see him! It's a dude dressed like some kind of ninja Zorro!
OB: Really? Cool!
Ninja: *starts climbing rope after them*
LN: Hurry up! He's gaining on us!
OB: Don't rush me, I have to carry you, Jaf, the girl, AND myself. And one of you needs to lay off the spudnuts...
LN: Piffle!
Jafar: GAAH! You keep saying that stupid word! Where did you get it?
LN:...I saw it in a Bearenstein Bears book...

*The three reach the top of of the cliff*
LN: *cuts the rope* Did he fall?
Jafar: *looks over the edge* Nope, grabbed the cliff.
LN: Hmm....let's split up. Jafar, wait for him to reach the top and swordfight him or something. We'll go on ahead.
Jafar: I think I'll do it with one hand tied behind my back.
LN: COME ON! We don't have time to mess around!
Jafar: Last time, I almost fell asleep while fighting since it was too easy.
LN: Okay, okay! Fine. Just don't let him catch us.
OB: Be careful, you can't trust a ninja. Or lend money to one...
*LN and OB leave*

Jafar: Okay...*gets frozen fish out and practices* What was the combo... up up down down left right left right...still got it. *looks down at cliff* Eh...how's it going?
Ninja: Slow. Be patient, I'll be up in a minute.
Jafar: What if this is some sort of elaborate plan for you to take so long climbing, I fall asleep and you get by me without a fight?
Ninja: Well, if you want me to get up so fast, give me a rope or something.
Jafar: Most of the rope's still here.
Ninja: Promise you won't cut it again?
Jafar: Or my name's not Jafar Skywa- er, Monopoly!
Ninja: I've lost too many games of monopoly...
Jafar: Don't worry, I could never betray anyone after what happened to my father, Anaki- er, Rafael Monopoly...
Ninja: Sad story? Okay, I believe you. Toss the rope and let's talk about it.
Jafar: One rope, coming up! *toss*

*The mysterious Ninja then climbs the rope at the speed of light...nah, he was a little slower*
Ninja: Thanks, pal.
Jafar: Here, you can take a little rest. By the way...do you have a triple jointed ring finger on your right hand?
Ninja: Erm...... *holds up hand and reveals a normal ring finger*
Jafar: Darn. You see...Rafael was a powerful jed- er, sword maker. And the triple man wanted to buy his finest sword. He spent a year making it. Then he didn't want to pay for it. He said to give it to him for free, or he'd make us suffer. Of course, we disagreed, and he betrayed and stabbed him. I tried to fight him, but...well...it didn't go too well.
Ninja: Is that why you have 3 black eyes, and only two eyes?
Jafar: Nah, that's from when I fell up the stairs this morning. Anyways, since then, I've been practicing my fighting skills, trying to get good enough to defeat him...if I FIND him. I'm just working with LN cause I owe him money.
Ninja: Well, good luck finding him...I guess...do we HAVE to fight now?
Jafar: I guess...let's go then.

Ninja: *draws sword*
Jafar: *draws fish* Hold on. *ties hand behind his back*
Ninja: You do that too? *ties his hand too*
Jafar: Yeah, it's pretty fun, actually.

ANNOUNCER: Round 1! FIGHT
*slice, swordify, battle*
Ninja: QCF RK!
Jafar: Down back foward A+B!
Ninja: Smash attack!
Jafar: 8-way run!
Ninja: Hyper mode!
Jafar: Sideways throw!

ANNOUNCER: K.O! Ninja, WINS!

Jafar: You're pretty good.
Ninja: Thanks. Why are you grinning though?
Jafar: I didn't tie my hand that well. *breaks free of rope*
Ninja: Funny, neither did I. *shakes rope off*

ANNOUNCER: Round 2! FIGHT!
Jafar:  Spin attack!
Ninja: Limit Break!
Jafar: Fire Flower!
Ninja: Proton Torpedo!
Jafar: Volty Blast!
Ninja: Flame Dart!
Jafar: PSI Freeze Beta!
Ninja: One hit K.O. attack!
Jafar: Wait, wh- *KAPOW!*

ANNOUNCER: K.O.! Ninja, wins!

Jafar: *collapses*
Ninja: Sorry, buddy. Don't worry, you'll be fine.  I left an ice pack for when you wake up. See ya! *darts off*