And so, the kidnappers managed to reach shore, where they use a rope to climb...the THREE CLIFFS OF INSANITY!LN: Hurry up! I see him! It's a dude dressed like some kind of ninja Zorro!
OB: Really? Cool!
Ninja: *starts climbing rope after them*
LN: Hurry up! He's gaining on us!
OB: Don't rush me, I have to carry you, Jaf, the girl, AND myself. And one of you needs to lay off the spudnuts...

LN: Piffle!
Jafar: GAAH! You keep saying that stupid word! Where did you get it?
LN:...I saw it in a Bearenstein Bears book...
*The three reach the top of of the cliff*
LN: *cuts the rope* Did he fall?
Jafar: *looks over the edge* Nope, grabbed the cliff.
LN: Hmm....let's split up. Jafar, wait for him to reach the top and swordfight him or something. We'll go on ahead.
Jafar: I think I'll do it with one hand tied behind my back.
LN: COME ON! We don't have time to mess around!
Jafar: Last time, I almost fell asleep while fighting since it was too easy.
LN: Okay, okay! Fine. Just don't let him catch us.
OB: Be careful, you can't trust a ninja. Or lend money to one...
*LN and OB leave*
Jafar: Okay...*gets frozen fish out and practices* What was the combo... up up down down left right left right...still got it. *looks down at cliff* Eh...how's it going?
Ninja: Slow. Be patient, I'll be up in a minute.
Jafar: What if this is some sort of elaborate plan for you to take so long climbing, I fall asleep and you get by me without a fight?
Ninja: Well, if you want me to get up so fast, give me a rope or something.
Jafar: Most of the rope's still here.
Ninja: Promise you won't cut it again?
Jafar: Or my name's not Jafar Skywa- er, Monopoly!
Ninja: I've lost too many games of monopoly...
Jafar: Don't worry, I could never betray anyone after what happened to my father, Anaki- er, Rafael Monopoly...
Ninja: Sad story? Okay, I believe you. Toss the rope and let's talk about it.
Jafar: One rope, coming up! *toss*
*The mysterious Ninja then climbs the rope at the speed of light...nah, he was a little slower*
Ninja: Thanks, pal.
Jafar: Here, you can take a little rest. By the way...do you have a triple jointed ring finger on your right hand?
Ninja: Erm...... *holds up hand and reveals a normal ring finger*
Jafar: Darn. You see...Rafael was a powerful jed- er, sword maker. And the triple man wanted to buy his finest sword. He spent a year making it. Then he didn't want to pay for it. He said to give it to him for free, or he'd make us suffer. Of course, we disagreed, and he betrayed and stabbed him. I tried to fight him, but...well...it didn't go too well.
Ninja: Is that why you have 3 black eyes, and only two eyes?
Jafar: Nah, that's from when I fell up the stairs this morning. Anyways, since then, I've been practicing my fighting skills, trying to get good enough to defeat him...if I FIND him. I'm just working with LN cause I owe him money.

Ninja: Well, good luck finding him...I guess...do we HAVE to fight now?
Jafar: I guess...let's go then.
Ninja: *draws sword*
Jafar: *draws fish* Hold on. *ties hand behind his back*
Ninja: You do that too? *ties his hand too*
Jafar: Yeah, it's pretty fun, actually.
ANNOUNCER: Round 1! FIGHT
*slice, swordify, battle*
Ninja: QCF RK!
Jafar: Down back foward A+B!
Ninja: Smash attack!
Jafar: 8-way run!
Ninja: Hyper mode!
Jafar: Sideways throw!
ANNOUNCER: K.O! Ninja, WINS!
Jafar: You're pretty good.
Ninja: Thanks. Why are you grinning though?
Jafar: I didn't tie my hand that well. *breaks free of rope*
Ninja: Funny, neither did I. *shakes rope off*
ANNOUNCER: Round 2! FIGHT!
Jafar: Spin attack!
Ninja: Limit Break!
Jafar: Fire Flower!
Ninja: Proton Torpedo!
Jafar: Volty Blast!
Ninja: Flame Dart!
Jafar: PSI Freeze Beta!
Ninja: One hit K.O. attack!
Jafar: Wait, wh- *KAPOW!*
ANNOUNCER: K.O.! Ninja, wins!
Jafar: *collapses*
Ninja: Sorry, buddy. Don't worry, you'll be fine. I left an ice pack for when you wake up. See ya! *darts off*