Movie Parodies XD

[racx_00]

But I'm not a girl

[Gilgamesh]

But I'm not a girl

I know but to turn Jafar to the dark side of the frog (or force) you have to use all options. even lying.
So move those tairs and smile 

[Jafar]

Scarecrow Jafar: You see, I don't have an account. Only straw.
Kelsey: How can you post if you don't have an account?
Jafar: Well, some people without accounts do an awful lot of posting! Hey, you think the Admin you're going to see will give me an account?
Kelsey: Why not? But you probably shouldn't come. There's a Warlock mad at me, and there could be trouble.
Jafar: Hah! I'm not afraid of the Wacky Warlock of the West! I'm not afraid of anything! ....Except "music"...

[Rosella]

"Do-do do-do do-do-do, do-do do-do do-do-do, if you only had a brain"

Sorry, it was the first thing that popped into my head.

[Jafar]

Why do you think I'm the Scarecrow?

[Rosella]

Because your mind if full of (marshmallow) fluff?

[Jafar]

No, because I, can tall you why, the Oceans near the shore...

[icarus]

jafar shywalker i am your father

and if you daringt to say thats not posibele

the awnser is:
that's your uncle talking

[Pacman928]

(is the new member me?)

[Jafar]

Member of what?

[Pacman928]

Episode IV
A New Member

in the first post

[Jafar]

It was a metaphor.

[Pacman928]

 

[Jafar]

Scene from Software Pirates of the (internet) Connection

Miss Kelsey Swann: Software Pirate or not, he still saved my life!
Commadore Neil: One good deed isn't enough to redeem him of a lifetime of downloading abandonware!
Captain Jafar Sparrow: But it can get me banned?
Neil: Yes.

[Gilgamesh]

Dark Jason: join me my son.
Gilga Meshwalker: I'll never join the dark side of the frog
Dark Jason: but the evil side pays better (only loses more often)
Gilga Meshwalker: They don't give me my own deathstar, so NO!
Dark Jason: AAAAAAAAAH, why didn't I thought about that?
Gilga Meshwalker: because you're not my father, but my uncle.

[Jafar]

Return of the Jedi in a nutshell.

STAR WARS
RETURN OF THE JEDI!
"Ho ho ho! Slimy Xmas! I'm giving frogs to everyone!"
"Not if I can help it!"
"Not if the monster in the pit can stop you!"
"It didn't"
"Not if the monster that IS a pit can stop you!"
*BOOM*
"Thank you Luke! But the fate of the galaxy is in another Death Star!"
"Dying I am, yes! *dies"
"We're going to sneak onto the moon and blow up the shield of EVIL!"
"Oh no! A bunch of EVIL bikers! FLYING EVIL BIKERS!"
*VROOM*
"Cool, a talking teddy bear"
"Oh no! An army of talking teddy bears!"
"First episode 4 happened, then 5, then about half of 6, which leaves us here"
"THE EWOKS JOINED THE PARTY"
"Vader, I am your son"
"Yes, thats true and possible"
"All ships, JUMP INTO UBER SUPER ULTRA MEGA HYPER SPACE!"
"Aye aye!"
"The shield is up! U-TURN! U-TURN!"
"We're trapped!"
"Oh no! we've been caught! Fission Mailed!"
"Stupid bad guys...I hate them"
"GIVE IN to your HATRED! HEH HEH HEH HEH"
"Die, evil-doer!"
"I'll save you, master!"
"Cool, a father son duel of EVIL!"
"I refuse to fight. It's mean"
"If you won't becoem evil, you'll become DEEP FRIED! MANIACAL LAUGHTER!"
"From my point of view, the Sith are evil!"
"AAAAHHHH! WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD..."
"The shield is down! Go get the Death Star!"
"WHEE!"
*BOOM*
"YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!"
"PIZZA PARTY!"
The end 
No CGI was used in the making of this...wabbaever it was

[awesomeasapossum]

PAC-KONG!!

Rosella Darrow: I am done with acting since it has been well... shut down.
Jafar Denham: Hey girl! You should come and do this movie with us in...Singsomemore!
Rosella: I do not think so...
Jafar: It will be fun, and other stuff.
Rosella: No!
Jafar: Fine I will fib.
Rosella: What?
Jafar: I said I need a bib.
Rosella: Oh.
Jafar: It's too bad that you aren't coming. I knew when I saw you that you were exactly who Pac(man) Driscol was looking for.
Rosella: Really?
Jafar: Yes!
*they go on ship  to KQIX Island where they come upon an "extinct" village.*
Jafar: This place has been desserted for years. Oooh! Yum! Freshfish on a pole!
Village Girl: Fear my freakish appearance. *puts out hand*
Rosella: We should go back.
Jafar: NONSENSE! I will handle this. *pulls out chocolate bar* take the chocolate. Take the chocolate! TAKE IT!!!!!
Village Girl:*attacks Jafar's hand*
*sound recorder guy gets impaled and falls to ground*
*random shipmate get attacked*
*Pac Driscol gets attacked*
*villagers surround Rosella*
*villagers grab Jafar*
*GUN SHOTS*
*villager falls to ground with gun wounds*
*other villagers run away*
*THE SHIP CREW GETS BACK TO SHIP AND LATER A VILLAGER POLE VOLTS ONTO THE SHIP AND STEALS ROSELLA. PAC DRISCOL FINDS OUT AND GETS OTHERS TO COME WITH HIM*
Villager: We are going to sacrifice you girl to Pac Kong!
Rosella: Scream!
*put Rosella on poles and Pac Kong comes. Pac Kong takes her.*
*Later.*
Pac Driscol: Let's go save her!
*TEAM SAVE ROSELLA are stampeeded by brontosaurus and a few raptors mixed in here and there.*
*Pac Kong stares at Rosella and Rosella juggles and does her theater show thing then Rosella runs away*
*TEAM SAVE ROSELLA is attacked by Pac Kong trying to find Rosella*
*TEAM SAVE ROSELLA fall down to ground*
*Pac Kong fights 3 t-rexes to save Rosella then takes her to a sunset*
*TEAM SAVE ROSELLA is attacked by giant bugs.*
*Creepy worms eat the cook (or captain i'm not quite sure)*
*Crickets attack Pac Driscol (who is in love with Rosella)*
*Timmy shoots crickets*
*Jafar hits and slices worms and spiders and crickets*
*TEAM SAVE TEAM SAVE ROSELLA comes and shoots giant scorpion things*
*TEAM SAVE TEAM SAVE ROSELLA pull up TEAM SAVE ROSELLA and Pac Driscol goes to the other side to save Rosella*
*Pac Driscol comes to where Rosella and Pac Kong are and finds them sleeping.*
*Pac Driscol wakes up Rosella and then Pac Kong wakes up*
*Pac Kong is attacked by bats and Pac Driscol and Rosella escape and fall into river and Pac Kong chases after them*
*Later.*
*Jafar and ship crew try to Chloroform and capture Pac Kong AGAIN.*
*They succeed*
*Back in New York*
Jafar: Blah blah blah! Here is Pac Kong!
Crowd: Ohhh Ahh
Jafar: Blah blah blah villagers blah blah blah Rosella bhla blah blahe.
FAKE ROSELLA: Eeek!
Pac Kong; GROWOAR!!!
*Pac Kong breaks free and rampages town overturning cars and smashing buildings.*
*Rosella walks towards Pac Kong*
*Pac Kong picks Rosella up and then later they are ice skating when missile-ish bomb thing hits the frozen lake and they run*
*Pac Kong climbs Empire State Building with Rosella and then gets shot by planes. Later he gives up and places Rosella ontop of Empre State BUilding then falls.*
*Pac Driscol climbs up Empire State Building to where Rosella is and they embrace*
*Crowd gathers around Pac Kong*
Crowd: Wow.
Reporter: The planes have killed Pac Kong.
Jafar: It was no planes that killed the beast. Beauty killed the beast.
FADE TO BLACK.

THE END

[Rosella]

Hey, I'm in a movie! That's kinda sad...

[awesomeasapossum]

You weren't just in a movie, you were one of the MAIN CHARACTERS!

[awesomeasapossum]

*REVIVES THREAD*

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