(The Teenage Mutant Jarada Ninjas are fighting off EVIL ninjas, who kidnapped TSL)
Jason: Is that the last of them?
*creepy masked figure falls down ominously and starts laughing EVILY*
Raf: AAAHHH! Whats that?
Jafar: I dunno...but he must have a really awful zit to be running around in that mask.

Ominous Figure: You've fought well...but now you face...
THE SUFFER.LN: The Suffer? Wasn't that place where we got that bad pizza?

*And the battle scene begins! Our heroes get pwned one at a time, then 4 at once, then EIGHT at once (Two times the suffering

)*
Jafar: Come on...the good guys are SUPPOSED to win the final battle...
LN: Any ideas?
Raf: I have an idea! This guy knows where KQIX is!

Jafar: Thats not...never mind.
*Round two! More hero pwning, but Raf manages to hit him! Jaradas: 1, The Suffer: 673.*
*Jason holds up bat threateningly*
Jason: Where's TSL?
Suffer: Huh? Oh, the game. So it has an acronym. *cackles* It HAD an acronym.
Raf: NOOOOOOOOOOOES! *charges, and gets beat up AGAIN*
Suffer: Drop your weapons, or he gets it!
[The Jaradas are forced to comply]
Suffer:....MUAHAHAHAHAHA! You really think I would let you go after he hit me? He RUINED my best shirt! Now YOU will pay for his crime!
Jafar, Jason, and LN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
TSL: STOP!
*everyone gasps, and our heroes run to the...uh...mutant...ninja master fanproject thingy (Don't think about it too much)*
TSL: I know who you are, Oroku Smiley. We met a long time ago. In the home of my master: Hamato Yonkey!

(Don't you just love the redone names?

)
Suffer: ........ *takes off mask to reveal...

(He stopped laughing

)*
Suffer: You...now, I'll finish what I started with the C&D! CHARRRGE! *runs towards TSL*
TSL: ...*picks up LN's discarded Wabbakack and hits him with it, turning him into a pizza box. Suffer clamps on to the edge of the rooftop with his...er...mouth*
TSL: As locks come to topics, something worse comes for you, Smiley. For you will-
Suffer: Rawr! *tries to eat TSL, but slips and falls...*
Suffer: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

*...into a recycling bin. Always recycle, kids!*
TSL: ...Be banned.
*commence happeh celebration*
Jason: That was AWESOME!

Jafar: GNARLY!

LN: Darn tootin!

Raf: TIFAAAA-
TSL: Ahem. I have always liked: W00T on a stick".
Everyone: Huh? Eh?
W00T on a stick!! *high-five*
TSL: HAHAHAHAHA!

(And so they saved TSL, defeated the Suffer, and made a funny. Insert cheesy rap song summarizing the movie here. Oh, and the credits.)