Back at the Fannatic Base...
Raf: Jafar STILL hasn't come back...Someone should go look for him.
Generic Fannatics: *stare at Raf*
Raf: Alright, ALRIGHT! I'll go. Sheesh.
How are the snowspeeders working?
Generic Guy: Well, we're having trouble getting them to work in this cold weather...
Raf: But they're SNOW speeders! They're SUPPOSED to work in cold weather!
Generic Guy: Well, these don't for some reason, and-
Raf: Never mind! I'll just take a llama and look for him.
Generic Guy: But the llamas can't take the cold either!
Raf: LEAVE ME ALONE! *hops on a llama and goes outside*
Meanwhile...
Jafar: Too...cold... Can't...find...base... Speaking...with...lots of dots... *collapses*
??: Jafar...Jafar, wake up! You'll miss the bus!
Jafar: Huh? *looks up*
*OB-Wan's ghost appears*
OB-Wan: Yay, you notice me now!
Ahem. You will go to the Degoblah System!
Jafar: Bushie...? Degoblah?
OB-Wan: There you will learn from Yonka, the Jarada Master who trained me. At least if you ignore the prequels...
Jafar: Prequels...?
OB-Wan: Erm...*poofs*
*Raf rides by on a llama*
Llama: *trips over Jafar and dies*
Raf: Gah! Not again! I knew we should've gotten camels! Eh? Jafar? Holy kitchen sink, wake up Jafar!
Jafar: Worlds...colliding...kitchen sink...
Raf: Good thing I brought this portable Igloo.
Just hold on a sec while we get it set up, I'll call for help in the morning. *starts setting up igloo*
The next day...
DMD: Whoo hoo, the snowspeeders are working! *flies in search of our heroes*
DMD: Captain Raf, do you read me? Commander Jafar? Waldo? Carmen Sandiego? Anybody?
Raf: *static* Hey dude! What took ya so long?
DMD:
Base, this is Po'boy 2. I found them.
Our heroes are saved, but after several games of Sneaky Genie, the Empire has finally arrived at the hidden base...
