Movie Parodies XD

[Deloria]

Thanks.

[Deloria]

I haven't filled up my quota yet so,

(Also: GET BACK ON TOPIC!! )

[Jafar]

A long time ago, in a forum far, far away...

STAR FORUM

Episode VI
Return of the Jarada

Jafar has returned to his home planet of Catooine in an attempt to rescue Raf Solo (who owes him 5 bucks) from the clutches of the vile Gangsta, Baby B Delgado. (You know, Cesar?)

Speaking of Cesars, Little Cesar's Pizza Empire has secretly begun creating a Galactic Admin account even more powerful then the first Death Yonk.

When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom with a capital D for the small band of Fannatics trying to restore freedom to the forum...

*Star Destroyer flies by. It's traditional!*

[Gilgamesh]

A little way it could have happened.

Jafar: Where is the pizza palace? I can't see it on the map.
Crash!!!!
Door: Identify yourself
Jafar: I'm Jafar and I'm ....
Door: I know why you're here.
Jafar: You do know?
Door: You want on of the best pizzas of the universe.
Jafar: uuuuuuh, Yes, that's right. I'm here for a pizza
Say2d2: bleep bleep
Q3PO: Sir, what about us?
Jafar: you’re right. Do you also serve androids?
Door: we have fresh oilpizza for them.
Jafar: Well, it seems allright, let’s go.

[Jafar]

Actually, Luke didn't go with the droids into Jabba's Palace.
Anyways, continuing from their entrence...

Creepy Guy: (indecipherable alien language)
Q3PO: Great...6 million forms of communication, and they don't include this ONE guys weird language. Erm, we have a message for erm...Cesar.
Creepy Guy: (enthusiastic alien language) *leads them to throne room*

Cesar: zzzz...eh?
Q3PO: Go on, play the message.
SAY:
Message: Go Jason! You're the greatest Jason! You're a genius!

Q3PO: Hey, wrong message!
SAY:
Message: Yo Cez-dude! I'm Jafar, Jarada Knight, and Captain Raf's buddy. I'll trade you a whole deck of baseball cards, some power converters, and these two droids for Raf. You'd better say yes, or things will have to get ugly. You can drop him off at Chamber Station. See ya
Q3PO: Wait! Trade...US!? NOOOOOOES!
Cesar: HOO HOO HOO! (Hah! Like there's any way I'd give up my new statue! It's a work of art!)

Q3PO: You mean you didn't unfreeze him? Geez, he's been there since the last movie!
Cesar: Ahhh... (I think I'll keep the droids though. Can't have too many droids. Take them away!)

Meanwhile...
Jafar: *picks up comlink* Did it work?
??: Nope. I told you it wouldn't.
Jafar: Okay then. Time for plan B...

[Yonkey]

lol, I love these episodes!

[Raforever]

W00tness

*grabs some pizza and enjoys the show(s)*

[Deloria]

That was hilarious.

[Jafar]

Cesar: Bleeeeeeeh... (Okay, put the tall one here, and the short one there. Good. I feel like having a party!)
*insert party here*
Cesar: Graaaaaaah! (Hey you! With the hat!)
Deloria: Who, me?
Cesar: Hoo hoo hoo! (Tell me a joke)
Deloria: Um...why did the chicken cross the road? Beca-
Cesar: Graaah! (Never mind, you're bad at this.) *hits the big red button*
Deloria: *falls into the trapdoor* NOOOOOOOOOooooeeesss....
*scary sounds*
*silence*



Cesar: Baaaaah! (Hey, who's been eating my gummi frogs?)
Cesar's Obnoxious Teddy Bear: Ooh, OOHAHAHAHAHA!
*explosion*
Cesar: Huh? (Huh?)

*The bounty hunter Rosella500 enters, with Goatbacca tied up*
Rosella500: (I saw a wanted sign for him, so I'm bringing him in)
Q3PO: He said he came for the bounty on him.
Cesar: Cheeeeese... (Ah...at last, we have the mighty Goatbacca! You did good, kid. Here, take these power converters.)
Q3PO: He said he'll give you some power converters as a reward.
Rosella500: (Do you know how hard it was to bring him in? I want 500000 shinies!)
Q3PO: He wants 500000 shinies.
Cesar: ARRRRGH! *punches Q3PO*
Q3PO: AAAHHHHH! Erm, that means "Why 500000?".
Rosella500: (Because I have THIS!) *holds up  *

Everyone: GASP! *cowers*
Cesar: Bleh! (Okay, you win. Sorta. I'll give you 350000 shinies.)
Q3PO: 350000. Take it! Take it! I don't want to explode!

Rosella500: (Okay. Deal.)
Cesar: Ahahahaha... (Toss him in the GOAT PEN!)
Goat: BAAAAAAAAH!


*That night...*
Rosella500: *goes over to the frozen Raf thats on the wall* Okay... Up up, down down, left right left right, B A start!
Raf: *unfreezes* Oilcan! OILCAN!
Rosella500: SHHH!
Raf: Where am I? Why aren't my eyes working?
Rosella500: You're in Cesar's palace, and you caught a cold from being in there so long.
Raf: Who are you?
Rosella500: *takes off 500* What, you couldn't tell? This was a pretty cheap disguise.
Raf: W00t, it's Kelsey!
: HOHOHOHOHOHOAHAHAHAHAHAH!
*Cesar appears out of nowhere on his flying couch*
Raf: Cez? Is that you? Wait, I can explain everything...About your wallet...
Cesar: BAH!: (Too late. Guards, toss him in the Goat Pen! And give the girl a hat, I need a new jester.)
Raf: NOOOOOOOOES! (echo)

Meanwhile...

Jafar: She was caught?
??: Yeah. Guess you shouldn't have gotten her a disguise from the dollar store.
Jafar: Quiet, you. Is Raf unfrozen?
??: Yeah. That should make it easier to rescue him.
Jafar: Okay. It's time...for plan J!

[Oldbushie]

I'm loving it!

[Rosella]

I think I almost am enjoying this, and I'm a Star Wars character in it!

[Jafar]

*Shh, it's nighttime*
*Palace doors open and a mysterious figure (Not ) enters*
Creepy Guy:
Mysterious Figure: Take me to Cesar.
Creepy Guy: (Agreeable alien speech)
Not That Mysterious Figure: Keep going, maybe Cesar will give you a cookieh.
Creepy Guy: *grins all creeoy-like*
[They enter the throne room]
Creepy Guy: *wakes Cesar up* (Generic Alien Speech)
Cesar:  Huh? ARGH! (I told you put a no admittance sign with his face on it on the door!)
Unmysterious Figure: Let me speak.
Creepy Guy: (Unknown alien speech that probably means "Let him speak")
Cesar: Grrr! *punches Creepy Guy* (He's using a mind trick, you doofus!)
Okay, it's Jafar: Release Raf, the droids, Kelsey, Goatbacca...um...my baseball cards,..oh, and Donatello! He's a nice guy.

Cesar: Hehehehehe! (Your foolish mind tricks won't work on me! My mind is so strong, it's off da CHAIN!)
Q3PO: Uh...Jafar...just a thought, you might not want to stand on the tra-
Jafar: Okay, so you want to do this the hard way? *ahem*
Jafar: Hello. My name is Jafar Skywalker. You kidnapped my friends. Prepare to fry.
Cesar: Hah! (You're the one who's frying, punk!) *pushes big red button*
Jafar: HEY! *falls into trapdoor*

*ominous door opens*
Q3PO: Oh no! The Closet!
[And so, there was a very fierce battle, which lasted a whole hour. Nobody's quite sure how Jafar managed to outwit the terrible Closet, but I think it involved garlic and steaks.]

Jafar: Phew...*collapses*
Cesar: GAH! (GAH! How could he defeat the Closet!? That's it, round them all up, We're getting rid of them for good!)


Jafar: Raf, you okay?
Raf: Does it look like I'm okay? Please answer seriously, I can't see for myself.
Q3PO: Uh...Cesar says he's going to toss you into a garbage can, or bottomless pit, or something nasty like that.

Jafar: Hello. My name is Jafar Skywalker. You kidnapped my friends. Prepare to fry!
Cesar: Hmph! (You watch too many movies, kid! Now, to the Pit of Doom as fast as lightning!)
"Generic Guard": Yes sir. (looks directly into camera to reveal the face of ??, who is really LN-do Calrissian!)

[Rosella]

"Hello. My name is Jafar Skywalker. You kidnapped my friends. Prepare to fry."

W00T!!

Wait a minute...where did I go?

[Jafar]

Don't worry, I'll use CGI to insert you into that scene in the special edition.

[Deloria]

I died!!

[Jafar]

[Great Pit of Doom. 3:00 PM Catooine Time - 6:00]
[Cesar's Limo\Spaceship thingy]
SAY2D2: Do do do...*crash*
Q3PO: Oops, sorry Say. SAY!? What are you doing here? They're going to execute everyone!
SAY:
Q3PO: Cookie dispenser? Geez, how much are they paying you for this?

Cesar: Grooo! (No no, tell it with more EMOTION!)
Kelsey: *sigh* Why does the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Cesar: Hahahahahahahaha!

Jafar: How come he gets to ride to the funeral in that fancy thing, while we get a bunch of VW Bugs?
Raf: Dude, will you stop talking about things I can't see!?
Jafar: Sorry. How's your eyesight?
Raf: Well, now instead of seeing black, I can see...ARGH! THE SUNS! MY EYES!
Jafar: *sigh* Just stay close to Goat and LN-do.
Raf: Where are they?

Q3PO: Cesar sez he wants to hear your last words.
Raf: Oh yeah? Well Simon Says, go jump in a lake, ya jerk!
Goat: BAAAAAH!
Raf: You said it, Goat.


Jafar: HELLO! My name is Jafar Skywalker! You kidnapped my friends! Prepare to fry!

Cesar: Grr...(Stop saying that! Okay, you can push him now.)
SAY: *moves to the balcony and prepares slingshot gizmo*
Guard: *pokes Jafar with spear*
SAY: *shoots Metal Bat*
Jafar: HELLO! *jumps* My name is... *spins around in midair* JAFAR SKYWALKER! *grabs edge* You kidnapped my friends! *flips back onto VW* PREPARE...*catches Metal Bat* TO FRY!
*Heroic music*

[Deloria]

OMGLOL.

[Rosella]

"Raf: Well, now instead of seeing black, I can see...ARGH! THE SUNS! MY EYES!"

Hey I remember that line! Well, not THAT line, but....yeah...

[Jafar]

I died!!

Well, that's what happens when you pick on Yorrick.

"Raf: Well, now instead of seeing black, I can see...ARGH! THE SUNS! MY EYES!"

Hey I remember that line! Well, not THAT line, but....yeah...

"I see", the blind Han said, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

[Deloria]

I died!!

Well, that's what happens when you pick on Yorrick.

I pick on everyone who puts a "Me" sign above their head!! Anyway, do you know how much trouble that trap door gave me?!