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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #200 on: July 29, 2006, 12:40:00 PM »
Well, if you had use a pen you would have won. :raf:

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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #201 on: July 29, 2006, 01:03:30 PM »
Yes you will. :) Just wait a bit for updates.
 
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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #202 on: September 22, 2006, 11:14:31 AM »
The Empire Strikes, Shoots, And Beats Up Back


*cut to Star Destroyer, famous for being a huge, intimidating spaceship. Suddenly, a shadow falls over it, and the camera pans out to reveal an Uber Super Ultra Mega Hyper Star Destroyer flying over it.*

*cut to inside The Anti-Joshua, the aforementioned USUMH Star Destroyer*

Darth Racx: Zzzzz...
?: Knock knock!
Darth Racx: Huh? Oh, General Whatshisface. Report?
General Whatshisface: We've come in range of the Fannatic Base. But there's a shield up, so we can't attack with the spaceships.
Darth Racx: You brought our ships out too close to the planet! They saw us!
General: *mutters* ...Could see a ship this huge from another system. :P
Darth Racx: Another thing. Who put this  :suffer: sign on the back of my cape?
General: Admiral AUS, sir.
Darth Racx: You DO know that he doesn't really exist, don't you?
General: Uh...

*long silence*

Darth Racx: Never mind. Just get the troops ready for a ground battle.
General: Yes sir. *leaves*
Darth Racx: *turns on com-screen* Captain AAAP! Our old Admiral didn't actually exist, so I'm promoting you to Admiral.
Captain AAAP: Gee, than-
Darth Racx: Blahblahblah, whatever. *turns screen off*

*Fannatic Base*

Princess Kelsey: Okay, all the evacuation transports are loaded. The plan is to turn off the shield for a second, send a transport through, then turn it on again.
Generic Fannatic: What about the Star Destroyers?
Kelsey: Er...just fly really fast, you'll be fine.
Another Generic: They're sending ground troops to destroy the shield generator!
Kelsey: Just hold them off in the snowspeeders until the transports are gone. Lets go!
*Everyone scrambles*

Jafar: *climbs into snowspeeder* Woah, this thing has two seats! Awesome! XD
Farquhar: *climbs into other seat* How have you been after the Yeti incident?
Jafar: Just fine. I've been chillin.
Farquhar: Ah, sounds cool. I'm ready to freeze the bad guys in their tracks.
Jafar: We'll put them on thin ice for sure.
Farquhar: Snow problem! *notices the annoyed glares of the other pilots* Um...let's go.

*Outside the base*

*Imperial forces can be seen riding in Elephant-like machines*

*insert crazy battle that's too fast-paced to describe*
Jafar: Wait a minute...what happened to our weapons? They're loaded up with food!?

*meanwhile*

Raf: I wonder if Jafar and the others realized it's April 1st yet...hehehe. XD

Jafar: *fires tomatoes at the Elephant Walkers* No good, the armor's too strong. Wait! I have an idea! Use the banana peels! Aim for the feet, it's our best chance!
Farquhar: Firing banana peels!

*A banana peel lands right in front of a Walker, causing it to slip up and fall flat on it's robotic face*

Jafar: Phew...I think we can do this.
Farquhar: Uh, we've got a problem.
Jafar: Doh! What's wrong?
Farquhar: The targeting computer crashed. Said something like "Out of Hunk".
Jafar: You sure it's not a Heap Space error? Try using the boot disk.
Farquhar: Sure thing. *puts disk in*

Oops! You tried something we didn't expect. Please call Sierra Tech Support at 1-900-HELPME. SCI1 Version389.2

*BOOM*
Jafar: AAAAAHHHH! WE'RE CRASHING! :o


*thoompf*

Jafar: Oww...you okay Farquhar? Farquhar? *turns around to find the back seat curiously non-existant*
Jafar: Well, there's more then one way to take down a Walker! *takes wind-up mouse and sets it to run towards the nearest Walker*

*The Walker's sensors detect the mouse, and it turns around and runs for the hills*

Jafar: ;D

*inside another Walker*
General Whatshisface: *turns on com-screen* Darth Racx? I'm about to destroy the shield generator. You'll be able to invade in a few minutes. *blows up the generator*

*Fannatic Base*
Kelsey: Raf? What are you doing here? I thought you already left.
Raf: Goat's doing some repairs to the Silver Falcon. I figured I'd come back and make sure I didn't forget any of my comic books. But hey, might as well help you ge- *BOOM*

*Avalanch blocks off passage to the transports*

Panicky Guy on Intercom: Imperial troops have entered the base! Run for your lives! Worlds are colli- *static*

Raf: Well, so much for the last transport. Let's get out of here on my ship.
Q-3PO: Wait up!

*The three run right past Darth Racx and the Snowtroopers in their rush*

Raf: Okay Goat, try it now.
Goat: Baa. *turns on ship*
Silver Falcon: *owawaWAWAWAwawawawowo*
Goat: Baa?
Kelsey: Maybe you should call a tow truck. ::)
Raf: Don't worry, it'll hold up. *pulls switch*
Switch: *forces itself back*
Raf: *kicks it*
Q3PO: Excuse me Raf, bu-
Raf: Not now, I'm trying t- *smoke fills the ship* AAAAAAHHHH!

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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #203 on: September 22, 2006, 11:19:37 AM »
That's pretty good. XD

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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #204 on: September 22, 2006, 02:22:01 PM »
OMG ROFLMAO!!!!

That's funny ;D :thumbsup:
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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #205 on: September 26, 2006, 10:08:10 PM »
That's good, really good! XD
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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #206 on: October 31, 2006, 08:18:27 PM »
(Not really a movie parody, but it's my thread, and I'll allow stuff like this. XD )

In A.D. 2006
War was beginning.
*KABOMB*
Yonkey: What happen?
LN: Someone set up us the crashed forum!
Alex: We get IM! AIM Screen turn on!
*screen turn on*
Yonkey: It's you!

Tribehasspoker: How are you moderators? All your topics are belong to us. You are on the way to being banned.
Yonkey: What you say!? :o
THS: You have no time to survive, make your chance.
THS: :suffer:
*screen turn off*

Yonkey:...
Alex:  Administrator!

Yonkey: Take off every METALBAT!
Yonkey: You know what you doing. Move METALBAT.
Yonkey: FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
*chilly music has fun*
*name screen*
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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #207 on: October 31, 2006, 08:43:12 PM »
The grammar mistakes alone are enough to scare both Rosella & Delling to death. ;P

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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #208 on: October 31, 2006, 09:06:40 PM »
lol... wow... this thread is hilarious... *wonders why he doesn't remember it / is just finding it now*

The grammar mistakes alone are enough to scare both Rosella & Delling to death. ;P

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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #209 on: November 01, 2006, 03:52:31 PM »
Roses are #FF0000
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Are belong to you. <3

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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #210 on: November 01, 2006, 04:19:53 PM »
lol nice Rosella.


Ironic that the forum did go down the very next day.  ;D
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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #211 on: December 03, 2006, 03:04:30 AM »
The Pointless Bride

LN: Jafar was defeated? Son of a Submariner!
Cat: ...
OB: ...Submar-
LN: Hey, I'm just trying to find a better catch phrase!
OB: *shakes head*
LN: Okay, I'll keep going with her, you wait behind and take the ninja down OB style.
OB: Now you're talking! Er...I have a style?
LN: Yes. Hit him till he stops moving. :P *leaves*
OB: Aww, that sounds kinda lousy...

*a bit later*
Ninja: *wanders down the trail* (Huh? My ninja-sense is going crazy!)
[The Mysterious Ninja ducks as a big rock hits a nearby rock wall and explodes!]
OB: *pops out of hiding place* Hi there. Wanna play catch?
Ninja: Er...I kind of left my titanium baseball mitt at home. Maybe later?
OB: Pity. But in any case, the boss said not to let you through, so we're going to have to settle this somehow. How about wrestling?
Ninja: Wrestle!? With you!? You're like Paul Bunyon! You could've squeezed water out of that rock!
OB: Well, it's not MY fault I'm big and strong. I guess all those boxes of timtams went to my muscles...
Ninja: Okay then...let's start small. Thumb-wrestling?

*5 minutes later*
Ninja: Ow...ow...ow...okay...bad move...
OB: You okay?
Ninja: Yes, yes, I'm just fi- LOOK BEHIND YOU! A 3-HEADED MONKEY!
OB: Where!? *turns*
Ninja: One-hit KO attack!
*WHAM*



OB: I still don't see it!
Ninja: (ARGH! PAIN!) Keep looking, I think he's hiding in the bushes! *pulls out a large, cartoonish mallet*
*WHAM!*



OB: Which set of bushes?
Ninja: (It broke!?) Uh, the ones over there!

[2 more hammers, 4 anvils, a Wabbajack, and 5 mangos later, OB is out cold]
Ninja: Good grief...What is that guy MADE of? And I've still got to catch up with the last one... *runs*


(Meanwhile)

[Prince Yonkerdinck and Count Suffer arrive at the scene of the sword fight. Yonkerdinck is wearing a Sherlock Holmes hat]
Yonkerdinck: This was obviously the scene of a terrible clash of blades!
Suffer: But who won? Who was fighting?
Yonkerdinck: Elementry, my boy! These footprints over here are prideful, yet hurried. They lead towards Othercountry. These footprints over there, on the other hand, are clearly embarassed and ashamed, the walk of a loser. I don't care where he ran off to. The winner is the one we need to follow.

Suffer: Wow, you're good...
Yonkerdinck: Well, I AM the best tracker ever known.
*The two continue on*


[Meanwhile...]
[The Ninja has reached the mountain peak, where he sees LN having a pic-a-nic near a blindfolded Cat]
LN: Shoo! I kidnapped her first!
Ninja: Aw, come on...can't we work something out?
LN: No. ;P Don't come any closer, I have a Wabbajack, and I'm not afraid to use it...on HER! (DUN DUN DUN! *someone gasps*)
Ninja: Cheater. :P You are pretty slick though...how about a battle of wits?
LN: Sure! I can take you in anything! Trivial Pursuit, Poker, Concentration, Old Maid, anything!
Ninja: Okay then. I have something different in mind though...hold on a second. *goes off-screen*

*semi-odd noises are heard*
Ninja: *comes back with two glasses* Okay. It's simple. *puts one cup near LN and another near him* Try to figure out which cup of kool-aid is crugged and which isn't. Once you decide, we'll both drink them to see if you're right or not.

LN: Aw, this will be a piece of cake! I mean, maybe you crugged your drink, maybe you crugged mine.
Ninja: Yes, could be either way.
LN: But then again, maybe the Wabbajack is the Book of Knowledge.
Ninja: How is that revelant?
LN: Oh, it's revelant. Maybe I'm smarter because I know cats can be bats can be rats can be hats can be gnats can be thats can be thises.
Ninja: Whoa, my head's spinning now...
LN: I'm on a roll! And that doors can be boars can be snores can be floors can be roars can be spores can be yours can be mine.
Ninja: You call this logic?
LN: Logic IS unlogical, but that's a topic for another time. But you've got to admit, I must be smart, for the interconnective system is very clear to me.
Ninja: Then why, or wherefore do I think that you're mad? :P
LN: Wabbajack, Wabbajack, Wabbajack.
Ninja: Wait, you're trying to confuse me so I'll give something up! Nice try.
LN: Too late! It never fails! I know which drink is crugged!
Ninja: Okay then, pick one.
LN: I choose...Look behind you! A 3-headed monkey!
Ninja: Where!? *turns*
LN: *switches glasses* Aw, forget it. He got away. Anyhow, let's drink. I've got dibs on my glass.
Ninja: Okay then.
[They both drink their respective kool-aids at the same time]
Ninja: You lose! ;D
LN: Nope, I switched glasses while you weren't looking. Oldest tricks in the book, and you fell for them! Really now, have you ever seen a 3-headed monkey? Now, I'll be taking my damsel in distress and woah...the rainbow of crugs...Neil? Is your mama a llama? *collapses*

Ninja: *unties Cat*
Cat: So, your glass was crugged all along...
Ninja: Actually, both were crugged. Once you've had crugged coffee, you start to build up an immunity to weaker crugs. Had some just before I set out. Now, let's go.
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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #212 on: December 03, 2006, 05:49:45 AM »
 :o I finally got to be a princess! ;D
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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #213 on: December 03, 2006, 06:50:36 AM »
LOL! The ninja was on crugs too! XD
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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #214 on: December 03, 2006, 09:50:32 AM »
*politely asks jafar to make the entire movie*
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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #215 on: December 03, 2006, 06:21:20 PM »
Did everyone miss the first part? Cat was a princess then too.... :P

But WHY are there no other female parts? I wanna be in this one too! XP

Regardless, I still cracked up laughing during the battle of crugs. XD
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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #216 on: December 04, 2006, 06:32:07 PM »
can i be the grandpa reading the story?
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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #217 on: December 04, 2006, 10:59:31 PM »
But WHY are there no other female parts? I wanna be in this one too! XP

Maybe you could be the equivalent of Miracle Max's wife! XD
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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #218 on: December 04, 2006, 11:41:02 PM »
can i be the grandpa reading the story?
Read the earlier parts, CC's the Grandpa. :P
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Re: Movie Parodies XD
« Reply #219 on: December 05, 2006, 03:18:58 AM »
"Yonkerdinct! Yonkerdinct! Yonkerdinct!"

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