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Started by Jafar, November 12, 2005, 11:18:12 AM

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Gilgamesh

Well, if you had use a pen you would have won. :raf:

And WHO is that mysterious NINJA anyway?
[spoiler]* wishes that it's the great and undefeatable GILGAMESH *  :raf: [/spoiler]

We'll never know for sure
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

Deloria

Yes you will. :) Just wait a bit for updates.
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Jafar

The Empire Strikes, Shoots, And Beats Up Back


*cut to Star Destroyer, famous for being a huge, intimidating spaceship. Suddenly, a shadow falls over it, and the camera pans out to reveal an Uber Super Ultra Mega Hyper Star Destroyer flying over it.*

*cut to inside The Anti-Joshua, the aforementioned USUMH Star Destroyer*

Darth Racx: Zzzzz...
?: Knock knock!
Darth Racx: Huh? Oh, General Whatshisface. Report?
General Whatshisface: We've come in range of the Fannatic Base. But there's a shield up, so we can't attack with the spaceships.
Darth Racx: You brought our ships out too close to the planet! They saw us!
General: *mutters* ...Could see a ship this huge from another system. :P
Darth Racx: Another thing. Who put this  :suffer: sign on the back of my cape?
General: Admiral AUS, sir.
Darth Racx: You DO know that he doesn't really exist, don't you?
General: Uh...

*long silence*

Darth Racx: Never mind. Just get the troops ready for a ground battle.
General: Yes sir. *leaves*
Darth Racx: *turns on com-screen* Captain AAAP! Our old Admiral didn't actually exist, so I'm promoting you to Admiral.
Captain AAAP: Gee, than-
Darth Racx: Blahblahblah, whatever. *turns screen off*

*Fannatic Base*

Princess Kelsey: Okay, all the evacuation transports are loaded. The plan is to turn off the shield for a second, send a transport through, then turn it on again.
Generic Fannatic: What about the Star Destroyers?
Kelsey: Er...just fly really fast, you'll be fine.
Another Generic: They're sending ground troops to destroy the shield generator!
Kelsey: Just hold them off in the snowspeeders until the transports are gone. Lets go!
*Everyone scrambles*

Jafar: *climbs into snowspeeder* Woah, this thing has two seats! Awesome! XD
Farquhar: *climbs into other seat* How have you been after the Yeti incident?
Jafar: Just fine. I've been chillin.
Farquhar: Ah, sounds cool. I'm ready to freeze the bad guys in their tracks.
Jafar: We'll put them on thin ice for sure.
Farquhar: Snow problem! *notices the annoyed glares of the other pilots* Um...let's go.

*Outside the base*

*Imperial forces can be seen riding in Elephant-like machines*

*insert crazy battle that's too fast-paced to describe*
Jafar: Wait a minute...what happened to our weapons? They're loaded up with food!?

*meanwhile*

Raf: I wonder if Jafar and the others realized it's April 1st yet...hehehe. XD

Jafar: *fires tomatoes at the Elephant Walkers* No good, the armor's too strong. Wait! I have an idea! Use the banana peels! Aim for the feet, it's our best chance!
Farquhar: Firing banana peels!

*A banana peel lands right in front of a Walker, causing it to slip up and fall flat on it's robotic face*

Jafar: Phew...I think we can do this.
Farquhar: Uh, we've got a problem.
Jafar: Doh! What's wrong?
Farquhar: The targeting computer crashed. Said something like "Out of Hunk".
Jafar: You sure it's not a Heap Space error? Try using the boot disk.
Farquhar: Sure thing. *puts disk in*

Oops! You tried something we didn't expect. Please call Sierra Tech Support at 1-900-HELPME. SCI1 Version389.2

*BOOM*
Jafar: AAAAAHHHH! WE'RE CRASHING! :o


*thoompf*

Jafar: Oww...you okay Farquhar? Farquhar? *turns around to find the back seat curiously non-existant*
Jafar: Well, there's more then one way to take down a Walker! *takes wind-up mouse and sets it to run towards the nearest Walker*

*The Walker's sensors detect the mouse, and it turns around and runs for the hills*

Jafar: ;D

*inside another Walker*
General Whatshisface: *turns on com-screen* Darth Racx? I'm about to destroy the shield generator. You'll be able to invade in a few minutes. *blows up the generator*

*Fannatic Base*
Kelsey: Raf? What are you doing here? I thought you already left.
Raf: Goat's doing some repairs to the Silver Falcon. I figured I'd come back and make sure I didn't forget any of my comic books. But hey, might as well help you ge- *BOOM*

*Avalanch blocks off passage to the transports*

Panicky Guy on Intercom: Imperial troops have entered the base! Run for your lives! Worlds are colli- *static*

Raf: Well, so much for the last transport. Let's get out of here on my ship.
Q-3PO: Wait up!

*The three run right past Darth Racx and the Snowtroopers in their rush*

Raf: Okay Goat, try it now.
Goat: Baa. *turns on ship*
Silver Falcon: *owawaWAWAWAwawawawowo*
Goat: Baa?
Kelsey: Maybe you should call a tow truck. ::)
Raf: Don't worry, it'll hold up. *pulls switch*
Switch: *forces itself back*
Raf: *kicks it*
Q3PO: Excuse me Raf, bu-
Raf: Not now, I'm trying t- *smoke fills the ship* AAAAAAHHHH!

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Shades2585

OMG ROFLMAO!!!!

That's funny ;D :thumbsup:
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Duke of Lancaster of Queen Deloria since 09-Sept-06
Bestowed "Captain of Calais" on 08-Nov-06

Bestowed Kingdom of Bohemia by Queen Deloria on 06-Jan-07

Does anybody even remember who Wormy is?
Bring WORMY BACK!!!!!!!

racx_00

Knight of Jarada - Master Mind 8)
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Jafar

(Not really a movie parody, but it's my thread, and I'll allow stuff like this. XD )

In A.D. 2006
War was beginning.
*KABOMB*
Yonkey: What happen?
LN: Someone set up us the crashed forum!
Alex: We get IM! AIM Screen turn on!
*screen turn on*
Yonkey: It's you!

Tribehasspoker: How are you moderators? All your topics are belong to us. You are on the way to being banned.
Yonkey: What you say!? :o
THS: You have no time to survive, make your chance.
THS: :suffer:
*screen turn off*

Yonkey:...
Alex:  Administrator!

Yonkey: Take off every METALBAT!
Yonkey: You know what you doing. Move METALBAT.
Yonkey: FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
*chilly music has fun*
*name screen*
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Yonkey

The grammar mistakes alone are enough to scare both Rosella & Delling to death. ;P

"All your topics are belong to us." XB
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

Delling

lol... wow... this thread is hilarious... *wonders why he doesn't remember it / is just finding it now*

Quote from: Yonkey on October 31, 2006, 08:43:12 PM
The grammar mistakes alone are enough to scare both Rosella & Delling to death. ;P

"All your topics are belong to us." XB
hey... I appreciate webisms when I sees'em...  :sweating: err see them... you get the point.  :stabs:
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

Rosella

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you. <3

XD

Internet-isms and I get along suprisingly well. :P
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Shades2585

lol nice Rosella.


Ironic that the forum did go down the very next day.  ;D
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Duke of Lancaster of Queen Deloria since 09-Sept-06
Bestowed "Captain of Calais" on 08-Nov-06

Bestowed Kingdom of Bohemia by Queen Deloria on 06-Jan-07

Does anybody even remember who Wormy is?
Bring WORMY BACK!!!!!!!

Jafar

The Pointless Bride

LN: Jafar was defeated? Son of a Submariner!
Cat: ...
OB: ...Submar-
LN: Hey, I'm just trying to find a better catch phrase!
OB: *shakes head*
LN: Okay, I'll keep going with her, you wait behind and take the ninja down OB style.
OB: Now you're talking! Er...I have a style?
LN: Yes. Hit him till he stops moving. :P *leaves*
OB: Aww, that sounds kinda lousy...

*a bit later*
Ninja: *wanders down the trail* (Huh? My ninja-sense is going crazy!)
[The Mysterious Ninja ducks as a big rock hits a nearby rock wall and explodes!]
OB: *pops out of hiding place* Hi there. Wanna play catch?
Ninja: Er...I kind of left my titanium baseball mitt at home. Maybe later?
OB: Pity. But in any case, the boss said not to let you through, so we're going to have to settle this somehow. How about wrestling?
Ninja: Wrestle!? With you!? You're like Paul Bunyon! You could've squeezed water out of that rock!
OB: Well, it's not MY fault I'm big and strong. I guess all those boxes of timtams went to my muscles...
Ninja: Okay then...let's start small. Thumb-wrestling?

*5 minutes later*
Ninja: Ow...ow...ow...okay...bad move...
OB: You okay?
Ninja: Yes, yes, I'm just fi- LOOK BEHIND YOU! A 3-HEADED MONKEY!
OB: Where!? *turns*
Ninja: One-hit KO attack!
*WHAM*



OB: I still don't see it!
Ninja: (ARGH! PAIN!) Keep looking, I think he's hiding in the bushes! *pulls out a large, cartoonish mallet*
*WHAM!*



OB: Which set of bushes?
Ninja: (It broke!?) Uh, the ones over there!

[2 more hammers, 4 anvils, a Wabbajack, and 5 mangos later, OB is out cold]
Ninja: Good grief...What is that guy MADE of? And I've still got to catch up with the last one... *runs*


(Meanwhile)

[Prince Yonkerdinck and Count Suffer arrive at the scene of the sword fight. Yonkerdinck is wearing a Sherlock Holmes hat]
Yonkerdinck: This was obviously the scene of a terrible clash of blades!
Suffer: But who won? Who was fighting?
Yonkerdinck: Elementry, my boy! These footprints over here are prideful, yet hurried. They lead towards Othercountry. These footprints over there, on the other hand, are clearly embarassed and ashamed, the walk of a loser. I don't care where he ran off to. The winner is the one we need to follow.

Suffer: Wow, you're good...
Yonkerdinck: Well, I AM the best tracker ever known.
*The two continue on*


[Meanwhile...]
[The Ninja has reached the mountain peak, where he sees LN having a pic-a-nic near a blindfolded Cat]
LN: Shoo! I kidnapped her first!
Ninja: Aw, come on...can't we work something out?
LN: No. ;P Don't come any closer, I have a Wabbajack, and I'm not afraid to use it...on HER! (DUN DUN DUN! *someone gasps*)
Ninja: Cheater. :P You are pretty slick though...how about a battle of wits?
LN: Sure! I can take you in anything! Trivial Pursuit, Poker, Concentration, Old Maid, anything!
Ninja: Okay then. I have something different in mind though...hold on a second. *goes off-screen*

*semi-odd noises are heard*
Ninja: *comes back with two glasses* Okay. It's simple. *puts one cup near LN and another near him* Try to figure out which cup of kool-aid is crugged and which isn't. Once you decide, we'll both drink them to see if you're right or not.

LN: Aw, this will be a piece of cake! I mean, maybe you crugged your drink, maybe you crugged mine.
Ninja: Yes, could be either way.
LN: But then again, maybe the Wabbajack is the Book of Knowledge.
Ninja: How is that revelant?
LN: Oh, it's revelant. Maybe I'm smarter because I know cats can be bats can be rats can be hats can be gnats can be thats can be thises.
Ninja: Whoa, my head's spinning now...
LN: I'm on a roll! And that doors can be boars can be snores can be floors can be roars can be spores can be yours can be mine.
Ninja: You call this logic?
LN: Logic IS unlogical, but that's a topic for another time. But you've got to admit, I must be smart, for the interconnective system is very clear to me.
Ninja: Then why, or wherefore do I think that you're mad? :P
LN: Wabbajack, Wabbajack, Wabbajack.
Ninja: Wait, you're trying to confuse me so I'll give something up! Nice try.
LN: Too late! It never fails! I know which drink is crugged!
Ninja: Okay then, pick one.
LN: I choose...Look behind you! A 3-headed monkey!
Ninja: Where!? *turns*
LN: *switches glasses* Aw, forget it. He got away. Anyhow, let's drink. I've got dibs on my glass.
Ninja: Okay then.
[They both drink their respective kool-aids at the same time]
Ninja: You lose! ;D
LN: Nope, I switched glasses while you weren't looking. Oldest tricks in the book, and you fell for them! Really now, have you ever seen a 3-headed monkey? Now, I'll be taking my damsel in distress and woah...the rainbow of crugs...Neil? Is your mama a llama? *collapses*

Ninja: *unties Cat*
Cat: So, your glass was crugged all along...
Ninja: Actually, both were crugged. Once you've had crugged coffee, you start to build up an immunity to weaker crugs. Had some just before I set out. Now, let's go.
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 :o I finally got to be a princess! ;D
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Yonkey

LOL! The ninja was on crugs too! XD
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Pacman928

*politely asks jafar to make the entire movie*

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Rosella

Did everyone miss the first part? Cat was a princess then too.... :P

But WHY are there no other female parts? I wanna be in this one too! XP

Regardless, I still cracked up laughing during the battle of crugs. XD
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Pacman928

can i be the grandpa reading the story?

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Farquhar

Quote from: Rosella on December 03, 2006, 06:21:20 PM
But WHY are there no other female parts? I wanna be in this one too! XP

Maybe you could be the equivalent of Miracle Max's wife! XD

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Jafar

Quote from: Pacman928 on December 04, 2006, 06:32:07 PM
can i be the grandpa reading the story?
Read the earlier parts, CC's the Grandpa. :P
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"Yonkerdinct! Yonkerdinct! Yonkerdinct!"

XP
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