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If Graham hadn't married Valanice, how do you think his lovelife would have been?

He would have stolen the woodcutters sick wife from KQ1! XD
2 (8.3%)
Graham would have spent a lot of time on Daventry's online dating sites ;B
3 (12.5%)
On lonely nights, your hands are your best friends.  :pleased:
2 (8.3%)
He would have ended up as a bitter old spinster! ;)
0 (0%)
Just as the old king, he would have passed the kingdom on to one of his knights..  :(
2 (8.3%)
He'd appear on a reality show.. "Marry me, I'm royal and handsome!"  :flirt:
4 (16.7%)
Graham doesn't have problems getting dates, but then again, the title is a magnet :D
6 (25%)
Other (Please specify)
5 (20.8%)

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Re: If Graham hadn't married...
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2005, 11:19:04 AM »
Ditto.

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Re: If Graham hadn't married...
« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2005, 12:00:43 AM »
Which option exactly are we talking about here? :P
I voted for the option you are probably both talking about :P

Unless you are both more innocent than I originally thought ;P
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Re: If Graham hadn't married...
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2005, 04:57:53 AM »
I'm innocent! I just understand normal lunch table conversations. :P
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Re: If Graham hadn't married...
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2005, 12:10:15 PM »
rrrriiiigggghhhhtttt, you are inoccent Kelsey ::cough not cough::
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Re: If Graham hadn't married...
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2005, 02:00:46 PM »
Hey! I AM innocent! I don't participate in those conversations! :P
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Re: If Graham hadn't married...
« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2005, 04:18:27 PM »
Yeah, middle school is no longer a time of innocence.  There are quite a few people I know that in the 7th grade not only knew our friend Jack but also the Trojans.

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Re: If Graham hadn't married...
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2005, 04:05:23 PM »
I think if Graham hadn't married Valanice, he would have married someone else, either for love or for political reasons. In the real middle ages, kings, queens, princes and princess, nobles married not for love but for political reasons, to create an ally or peace treaty with another nation, the nobles marriage were arranged by the parents, to unite families and for economical reasons. WHy is it that now that people marry for love there is so much divorce? I think it is becasue people confuse love with lust, they marry out of lust and of course the marriage doesn't last. Also, I think having sex before marriage will spoil the marriage when you do get married.


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Re: If Graham hadn't married...
« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2005, 09:10:31 PM »
More than lust, people are selfish and weak.  Little things set people off and they feel like they have to divorce.  The truth is, no one is good enough for them.  People just can't think of anyone but themselves these days.  I've known one too many children torn apart by divorce and the parents are like, "Even though we are seperating, I still love more than anything in the world...except for me."

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Re: If Graham hadn't married...
« Reply #28 on: December 09, 2005, 09:12:01 PM »
Just because people want a divorce doesn't mean they're bad people...
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Re: If Graham hadn't married...
« Reply #29 on: December 09, 2005, 09:21:17 PM »
Oh come on he would totaly go on a reality show. BTW graham has no trouble finding girls that like him, its finding attractive girls he wants :P he seems to attract uglies!  ;). (See Kings quest 2)

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Re: If Graham hadn't married...
« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2005, 07:51:29 AM »
More than lust, people are selfish and weak.  Little things set people off and they feel like they have to divorce.  The truth is, no one is good enough for them.  People just can't think of anyone but themselves these days.  I've known one too many children torn apart by divorce and the parents are like, "Even though we are seperating, I still love more than anything in the world...except for me."
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Re: If Graham hadn't married...
« Reply #31 on: December 18, 2005, 08:08:23 PM »
90% of people I have met that have divorced are not because they have too.  I just hung out with my friend who's dad divorced his extremely hard working wife so that he could get better sex from a different young woman.  He left his daughter who was under five completely shattered and only now around the age of 9 is she starting to recover.  I won't turn this into a religious discussion but my stance on divorce is in Matthew 3:4-6.  I believe in the vows said in marriage.

Also I'm not saying that these people are completely evil.  When I say they are weak in their marriage that's what I mean.  Just like how I'm weak in a million different parts of my life.  But no matter how many things about me are good that doesn't make those bad things ok.  I know that this forum doesn't want these kind of discussion so I'll just stop here.  If you have some comeback you are writhing to say to me though you can email me, it's in my profile.

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Re: If Graham hadn't married...
« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2005, 02:31:38 PM »
He would have ended up as a bitter old spinster! ;) Just as the old king, he would have passed the kingdom on to one of his knights..  Sad

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Re: If Graham hadn't married...
« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2005, 04:07:19 PM »
I knew that. ;P
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Re: If Graham hadn't married...
« Reply #34 on: December 24, 2005, 02:49:19 AM »
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Re: If Graham hadn't married...
« Reply #35 on: December 24, 2005, 12:58:02 PM »
W00T! XD
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Re: If Graham hadn't married...
« Reply #36 on: December 24, 2005, 04:15:32 PM »
*groanes* Next there's going to be an "If Alexander hadn't married Cassima, he would have..." thread ::) :P that would go something like this. 

(A: Married Lady Celeste
 B: Married Beauty
 C: Died of Heartache when he realized she was wed to the vizier and killed shortly thereafter.
 D: Married either the Red Queen
 E: Married the White Queen)
 
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Re: If Graham hadn't married...
« Reply #37 on: December 24, 2005, 05:30:00 PM »
F: Died of a heart-attack after the wedding night, when he realised he accidentally married the vizier's ginnie ;P
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Re: If Graham hadn't married...
« Reply #38 on: December 25, 2005, 02:10:42 AM »
Yeah, that too.  ;D :P
 
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