Grammar Jail

[Deloria]

*gets ready to reprimand anyone who uses incorrect grammar purposefully*

[Deloria]

He made it coherant.

[Delling]

I didn't really "translate" it : I corrected it.

I originally left out the "that" because I've known people to use the demonstratives as replacements for the definite article. 

If there'd been context with the sentence, it would have been clear whether or not the demonstrative was a spurious article or a genuine demonstrative.

...*trails off on various tangents*...

[racx_00]

No I ain't got none of that money round here.

[Deloria]

"No, I don't have any of that money around here" *attempts berating but discovers she's both too tired and lazy to waste the effort*

[racx_00]

Well I ain't got no problem wif that aye. But ya be correctin it all wrong fo sho'.

[Deloria]

"Well, I don't have a problem with that, but you're surely correcting it wrongly."

[Delling]

*was beaten to correcting racx*

[Deloria]

Sorry, I'll let you do the next few.

[Pacman928]

*is bored* i aint gots none of that money here.

I do not have any money here.
*fixed*
*sighs in relief*

Well I ain't got no problem wif that aye. But ya be correctin it all wrong fo sho'.

"No, I don't have any of that money around here" *attempts berating but discovers she's both too tired and lazy to waste the effort*

Well I ain't got no problem wif that aye. But ya be correctin it all wrong fo sho'.

fo shizzle.  dat two not is da plus.  yous homies went all downtown on wes.  yous made dos two not into one not.  fo shizzle dizzle.

[Yonkey]

fo shizzle.  dat two not is da plus.  yous homies went all downtown on wes.  yous made dos two not into one not.  fo shizzle dizzle.

*translates*
I concurr.  Two wrongs make a right.  The Del*'s overreacted.  You corrected my mistake.  Thank you, dizzle (a.k.a. Delling).</translation>

[Deloria]

I get a new nickname?

*sincerely hopes another nickname poll isn't made*

[Delling]

*head spins every time he reads the post* 

When met with such extreme abuse of diction and grammar, I can never decide what to fix first.

*doesn't want dizzle as a new nickname* 

[Deloria]

Nevermind fixing, I can't even understand what it is they're trying to say. *Decides this one's up to Delling*

[Yonkey]

LOL!  Well, I don't know if those are actually nicknames or what, I was just translating.

[Pacman928]

ahem.  i aid that you made two wrongs into one wrong.  i was saying a double negative, but in your translation, you made it a single negative, the opposite.

and dizzle is a substitue for any word staring with "d".  i meant dudes or dem.

[Yonkey]

Ahh... I think I mixed up "not is" with "is not". 

Delling & Deloria both start with "d" though.

[Pacman928]

true dat foo.

[racx_00]

Fo sho' brudda.

[Yonkey]

*has a feeling the convicts broke out of Grammar Jail.  Fo' shizzle*