The Moodyblues Thread

[Jafar]

Not evolving. Dividing.

[Deloria]

Are they big bunnies or small bunnies?

[Jafar]

3 entries found for Bunny.
bun·ny   Audio pronunciation of "Bunny" ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (bn)
n. pl. bun·nies

    A rabbit, especially a young one.

Well, they sure LOOK like young rabbits.

[Rosella]

Yeah, I didn't get what Deloria said either.

[Deloria]

But if they're bunnies, then they are dividing!! 

[Jafar]

It's simple math. You see, that large bunny over there is roughly equal to 8 bunnies. When it divides by 4, it will become TWO bunnies...

[Deloria]

But how can it divide by four? If it divedes by four, it become two bunnies, but what happens to the four?

[Jafar]

The 4 is a number, and doesn't exist.

[Deloria]

But if it divided itself into four equal pieces there would be four bunnies. Somehow that makes more sense...

[Jafar]

No, it divided BY 4, not into 4.

[Yonkey]

Or, you could just say they multiplied.

[Jafar]

Okay then Professor, YOU can teach the math class.

[Pacman928]

*is the TA*  now, in the insane possibilities of the KQ universe, if you divide a large bunny with the total mass of 8 bunnies by 4, then you WOULD get 2 bunnies, but this is the KQ forums!!  here, the four would be the number of bunnies that you divide by.  this means that if you put 4 bunnies into the bunny multiplyer machine thingy, you would get out 1 larger bunny.  if you put 8 bunnies into the machine, you would get 2 bunnies.  when the knob on the machine is turned this way, it multiplies the bunnies by 4.  if you put 4 bunnies in, you would get 16 smaller bunnies out.  but where did the 4 come from?

[Rosella]

It's a "pure" even number.

[Yonkey]

4 (dollars) is how much it costs to use the machine.  

When it's turned to the left, you pay $4/bunny, but when it's turned to the right, it gives you $4/bunny.

[Pacman928]

*salutes*  mr. sir yonkey sir!  did i give the right explanation of the machine sir?

[Yonkey]

Yup. Now the class must figure out how many bunnies are produced when we insert 43578349573849574385938490534759 bunnies into the machine.

[Pacman928]

whoever gets this right gets free pizza and ice cream.

[Moodyblues]

*messes around with the bunny machine*  SCIENCE!

*suddenly serious*  Okay, you know what, kids?  I think it's time for a very important talk.

*ahem*  You see, when a mommy bunny and a daddy bunny love each other very much, they make a baby bunny out of clay.  Then, after imbibing the clay with the elements of fire, water, earth, and air, they write the letters aleph, mem and tav onto the baby bunny's forehead.  Finally, the mommy and daddy bunnies read from the book of Genesis, and the baby bunny comes to life!

And that's where baby bunnies come from.

[Jafar]

*raises hand*
How do they make the ears just right if they don't have opposable thumbs?