The Moodyblues Thread

[Rosella]

But what about the duct tape?

[Moodyblues]

*laughs good-naturedly and pats them on the head*  I'll tell you when you're older.

(Pssst - feel free to smack me or something.  )

[Jafar]

But what about the duct tape?

Okay, I'm more innocent.

[Rosella]

Health class is getting to me! It's not my fault! *runs away*

[Jafar]

You could always skip school.*





*Note: Jafar does not condone or reccomend school skipping. Do it at your own risk!

[Rosella]

I'm too much of a goody-two shoes to skip school where they're corrupting us with odd metaphors!

[Jafar]

Yeah, yeah.
*raises hand again*
They use fire, air, earth, and water, but what about heart?

[Moodyblues]

Heart?  Heart is the most useless ring of all time!  Can you summon a tidal wave with the power of love?  I think not!  Such a weak element belongs not in the being of a baby bunny!

[Lollotte]

What kind of metaphors? You've spurred my curiosity! ( I almost said you aroused my curiosity but decided against it.) 

[Jafar]

Well, lets just say that some people should stick (no pun intended, for once) to speaking frankly, because now tape is creepy to me.

[Rosella]

Duct tape is no longer like the Force?

[Jafar]

Lets just call this the dark side of the duct tape.

[Lollotte]

I feel sorry for the duct tape. 

[Pacman928]

*remembers keegan*  that was so funny and stupid, but mostly stupid.

*bows head*  we have gathered here today to remeber our beloved duct tape.  it was a good piece of tape.  would anyone like to say a few words in its honor?

[Rosella]

No duct tape before marriage.

[Deloria]

What did the duct tape do to be spurned so wrongly?

[Moodyblues]

No duct tape before marriage.

Well said.  However, "Fiskers" and "crayons" are quite all right.

(Fiskers = handholding, crayons = kisses)

Health class in our school wasn't very good; sometimes, all we did was watch poorly acted Tampax commercials disguised as educational tapes.  

[Deloria]

Souns terrible *yawn* *shakes head* Where did they come up with the bright idea to show even more tampax commercials?

[Rosella]

Metaphor of the day: Hearts are like toilet paper; when you tie yours up with someone else's, it's hard to untie without getting hurt.

[Jafar]

Let ME handle the metaphors.
*Ahem*
"You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building nests in your hair."