The Moodyblues Thread

[Pacman928]

*turns to farquhar*  we must have an aliance to dfeat thes opponents!!  truce?

*faces moodyblues and A3P* fear my wrath!!  METEO!!  *meteors fall from the sky, crushing all of my opponents*  bwahahahhaha!!

[Zelly]

OOooh. Badly translated anime! 
How fun!

Sits to watch the battle.

[Pacman928]

*faces the camera*  this is a reminder.  if you have a weak stomach, heart conditions, or are expecting a child, you may want to change the channel now!!

[Moodyblues]

A3P!  You have the power of rectangles!  That's a decent power!

*Lollotte-chan rises from the rubble, surrounded by a purple fire force field*

WHO WAKES ME FROM MY SLUMBER?!?

*turns pupiless eyes on Moody-chan* YOU.

 

It is I, MoodBloo!  It's nice to make an acquaintence!  Friends?  Yeah!  Let's have alliance!

*gets crushed*  GaughgUgUghguGUGHAAA!  Meteo, you have bad manners!  It is a good thing to have no pain receptors...

Welcome to SCHOOL, Eff-Chan and Pacpac!  I am a tough TEACHER!  You are FAILING!! 

*presses a button on her arm, turns green, and fires arm cannon at Farquhar*  These ENERGY SPHERES are HEAT-SEEKING!  They seek heat, and I bet your body is WARM, but not for long!!

[Pacman928]

i am pac-chan!!  i am always cold and my body makes no heat and absorbs no heat.  because i get no heat i am cold!!  your heat seeking missiles cannot seek me because i am not heated!!!   bwahahahhhahahahaha!!

*casts a very complicated spell*  ha, moody-chan!!  now, you can feel the pain that i can wreak upon you!!  *grabs his bat and thwacks moody-chan so hard that she falls and causes an earthquake*

[Moodyblues]

*lays still on the ground for about three minutes, as if dead, but suddenly gets up and laughs*  Why were tapping me with a stick, Pac? 

*laughs harder*  Oh, and while you were tapping me, I placed a warm POTATOE in your pocket!  Soon, it will be mashed... AND YOU.  *watches the heat-seeking ENERGY SPHERES fly toward Pac-chan*

[Pacman928]

*takes potato out of pocket* catch moody-chan!!  *throws the potato at moody-chan and whatches the missile chase her*

[Deloria]

Don't do that to her grace Moodyblues! 

*throws a warm apple pie and hits Pacman*

[Jafar]

Moody has revealed her secret weapon at last! But will it be enough to defeat Pac and the deadly Farquhar? Will the wrath of Lollotte turn itself against the fighters? How did Possum's dialouge NOT get dubbed? Find out next time, on GENERIC ANIME Z!!

Good thing it's a back-to-back deal. *watches next episode*

[Moodyblues]

But first:  GENERIC ANIME Z EDUCATIONAL SEGMENT ALERT!

Hey guys!  I am finish with this lead paint.  Can I flush it down a toilet?

[Farquhar]

And now.... GENERIC ANIME Z   EPISODE 2: BOOM! The Battle Continues.... 

*After a momentary daze, Farquhar-chan shakes off the painful blast of the heat seeking energy sphere......an expression of ultra anger is on his face......while his great black cape flutters in the wind......*

I grow tired of these games! Come Pac-chan, let us destroy the moody one!

Now....time for me to summon a MEGA ZOMBIE!!!!

*Farquhar-chan concentrates, channeling great power into the crushed remains of the zombies, until suddenly all of them combine to form a single fifty foot tall zombie!*

MEGA ZOMBIE, ATTACK MOODY-CHAN!!!!

[Deloria]

Do NOT do that to Moodyblues!! *stops Zombie*

[Moodyblues]

(  Farquhar, I love how you just cut off the educational segment.)

Ahahahaha!  Thanks a hundred, stranger, for stopping that really grody MEGA ZOMBIE.  But, now I think it isn't too bad of an idea to COMBINE POWERS!

*as she explains, her short, spiky hair covers her face, revealing only a smug sneer*  You see, foolish enemies, when a MOODY and a RENFEST fighters combine, their combined ATTACK POINTS double in size!  Striking at your LIFE POINTS, theretowhich, is an easy task!  Ehahaha, I can see you trembling in a pair of boots, lacklustre fighters!  Can a cool, black CAPE help you now??

*MoodBloo's ARM CANNON glows with a golden light*  Touch my ARM CANNON, midival fighter, and you'll have our COMBINED POWERS.

[Deloria]

Why not? After all I'm indebted to you. *touches cannon-arm*

[Farquhar]

*Stares at the destroyed mega zombie in disbelief.*

Blast! That's not supposed to happen!

Anyways, this black cape of mine is no ordinary cape at all! With its power, I can transform into.... MECHA FARQUHAR-CHAN!!!!

*Transforms*

How do you fools plan to defeat the super tall, mega armored, weapon covered version of myself?

GWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deloria]

Easy. We're human  Therefore, we can cheat and lie, but you machines are all alike and can't think for yourselves, therefore, we will outwit you. 

[Pacman928]

*raises hand*  i'm human.  *takes off cloak*  welcome to ninja lessons with me, your teacher.  class is in session and you're about to get schooled!!

*throws a smoke bomb*  shadow warriors, ATTACK!!  *surrounds moody-chan and delor-chan with his shadow warriors*  what now foos?!?!?!  :P

[Jafar]

*sigh*
Where's Mr.T when you need him...?

[Moodyblues]

GAAAAAH!  *sweatdrop*

...GAAAAAH!

*turns to Deloria*  Hey, hey, HEY!  Dont forget, Delorean, that I am part mecha!!  *face suddenly gets all shadowy and dark*  Sometimes I am SO TORN...

Ahaha!  Never you mind!  We has COMBO POWERS now, and we are NONSTOPPABLE!?  *transfers GOLDEN ENERGY to Deloria*  Better get scared, TIN BOT and NINJA CLAN, because here comes a RUMBLE, and if you gotta GO, go COOL!

[Pacman928]

*uses grammar correction powers and changes "has to "have"*

you'll never hit me
cuz i'm mr. ninjy
all that golden power
will just get sour

you guys'll loose
and have the moody-blues
you'll loose the war
you and delor

word!!