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dark-daventry

My mission be noweth crystal cleareth! But first, who's mannan?! XD j/k! I shallst leave at once(eth)!
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Quote from: Deloria on May 15, 2006, 10:03:02 AM
That news is indeed, troubling. We shouldst ask for someone in WIT or WIW. however they hath mocked me time before, as Our spellcasting skills are great, but We are not so accomplished as to call Ourselves an Enchantress or Sorceress. This man, he remindeth me a great deal of one called Yorick from Glorriana, could they perchance be one and the same? Please, noble Farquhar, seeketh the troops once again and find out what it is they are desirous of, take precautions and protection.

Daventry D'arc, We hath decided thou shallt be made a Marquise.
Farquhar, thou shallt be made a viscount for thy noble efforts, and Lady Zelly, a countess.


I shalt depart shortly Your Majesty, and I accept my new title with pride. But first, please tell me more of this Yorick. If I shouldst see this mysterious sorcerer again, perhaps I could then determine if that is his identity....


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He is a former court jester of a small, German Barony. The children of the Baron were kidnapped and the daughter forced to grow up as a brigand, when she grew elder, she had no recollection of the events of her childhood, nor that she was the daughter of the Barion. The girl, for Elsa was her name, began terrorizing the Barony. Her court jester (the aforementioned Yorrick) went to seek her and became the title of  Brigand Magician quite well. His career was so prosperous, in fact, that even after Elsa regained her senses, he continued the path of thievery. His magick is not verily strong, but more of the joke variety, though most of it is unknown (which maketh him more feared and thus yields him power). He is known to laugh and throw powder into the face of the enemy whilst robbing him blind, if one should excuse the pun, for the victim is blinded when the powdery substance cometh into contact with ones skin. He is also known to tell jokes in a loud, annoying voice.
 
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Quote from: Deloria on May 15, 2006, 10:03:02 AM
Lady Zelly, a countess.


You have my deepest thanks, My Lady Queen. I will try to live up to this great honor thou hath placed upon me.

Quote from: Deloria on May 17, 2006, 07:47:26 AM
He is a former court jester of a small, German Barony.

He is the type that giveth we remaining court jesters a bad name! >:(

My Lady Queen, perhapse I can accompany Noble Farquhar on this quest, for I hath had the ill-fortune of encountering this Yorick on occasions before, and I would know him on sight, and upon hearing his voice there would be no mistake.

Quote from: dark-daventry on May 17, 2006, 01:51:55 PM
Sounds very annoying!

I can assure you good Daventry D'arc, that he is.
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If it pleases thou, countess, thou may accompany thy brother. We also, hath no love for Yorrick.

Quote from: Zelly on May 17, 2006, 09:45:30 PM

He is the type that giveth we remaining court jesters a bad name! >:(

Indeed he is, but then there are personages such as thyself that give them a good name :)
 
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Quote from: Zelly on May 17, 2006, 09:45:30 PM

Quote from: Deloria on May 15, 2006, 10:03:02 AM
Lady Zelly, a countess.


You have my deepest thanks, My Lady Queen. I will try to live up to this great honor thou hath placed upon me.

Quote from: Deloria on May 17, 2006, 07:47:26 AM
He is a former court jester of a small, German Barony.

He is the type that giveth we remaining court jesters a bad name! >:(

My Lady Queen, perhapse I can accompany Noble Farquhar on this quest, for I hath had the ill-fortune of encountering this Yorick on occasions before, and I would know him on sight, and upon hearing his voice there would be no mistake.

Quote from: dark-daventry on May 17, 2006, 01:51:55 PM
Sounds very annoying!

I can assure you good Daventry D'arc, that he is.

I take thine word for it, then!

Milady, I come bearing ill-news. Enemies of thine noble Sir Graham are running mad... Mailisha is working with Hagatha to bring down Graham, whilst Mannanan and Mordack, as well as the mysterious Shadrack, appear to be working against thou. They hath all teamed up with thine enemy, and bestowed upon them gifts beyond our time. They, I am sorry to say, hath gained the power of landmines from Malisha. The other four hath increased the power of the landmines using their magic. When one steps on one of these mines, all those connected with the person also feel the pain. Your family, half-way across the world, would feel your suffering. Your best friend, right next to you in battle would feel the pain just the same. These mines are a deadly match, but I hath asked a friend of mine to help us. He goes by the name of Crispin. I hath asked him to maketh a shield that would not harm you, or those connected to thou, or at the very least, lessening the power. The shields should be given to all soldiers, but I cannot guarantee their working. They are an experimental product, and not one hundred percent perfected, but I hear that they should work 90 percent of the time... I hath ordered one for myself and for King Graham. They cannot hurt you, so you hath nothing to lose by trying them. They may protect you, or they could be defected, depending upon the one you hath received. I have an order form lying on my desk for your orders. I wait for your response, my queen!
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Very well. We agree, every sooldies in battle shouldst have one. But  knoweth thou actually what it is that Shadrack, Mordack, Manannan et all are in want of?

And Countess Zelly, We trust thy mission with the brigand went well?
 
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I beliveth that they search for the mystic treasures... That t's their new quest. Those treasures, when combined in battle, can create one devastating power! And I mean the mystic treasure of all kingdoms! They together can create the most devastating power. They already hath found the treasures of Llewdor, Kolyma, as well as Falderal... (It may not seemeth it, but falderal also has a mystic treasure of their own, the so called "Mocking Bird" of legend. It's annoying comments contribute greatly to the effect of the power! It amplifies it by hundreds!) The places that have three or more treasures are even more powerful! (That includes Daventry as well as your humble kingdom, milady!)

I shallst put forth thine order to Crispin.
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Good. Please, do so.

Countess Zelly, as We assume thou shallt preform thy acts of humour and wittiful comments continuously, We hath arranged for thou to be present at the annual jesters convention as to better spot the horrible Yorrick, who  still attendeth these events frequently. The convention begineth on the morrow, We hath also arranged thy transport, if it pleases thou.
 
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Milady, can I accompanyeth Countess Zelly, for protection, incase her life shouldst be threatened?
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Thou may should the Countess desire or wish thy protection. If she doth not, We hath other duties for thou, amongst others, to bring a treaty of alliance to the fae, We are also part fae, so they shouldst most likely welcome thou.  :)
 
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Quote from: Deloria on May 20, 2006, 02:08:58 AM
Countess Zelly, as We assume thou shallt preform thy acts of humour and wittiful comments continuously, We hath arranged for thou to be present at the annual jesters convention as to better spot the horrible Yorrick, who  still attendeth these events frequently. The convention begineth on the morrow, We hath also arranged thy transport, if it pleases thou.

It pleases me if it pleases thou Milady Queene. I shall do more than 'spot' The foul villain Yorrick, I shall bring humiliation raining down upon his head!  :suffer:

Quote from: dark-daventry on May 20, 2006, 07:53:02 AM
Milady, can I accompanyeth Countess Zelly, for protection, incase her life shouldst be threatened?

Tis a long journey Daventry D'Arc, I shall welcome your company shouldst our Lady Queene not object.
Thou I am not in need of protection, a friend is always a welcome companion in my travels.
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Countess, I have a spell in which could be of inmeasurable use! It is a spell passed down from merlin descendent to merlin descendant, and you shallst be the first of non merlin ancestery to know of it's existence. It is the very spell that keeps my clan on the top of the Court Jesters tournament. It is the soul reason we won back in the day, before my clan quit the business! I do know it is illegal to use magic in such affairs, but it was used even before the tournament had been created. The spell applies to all who are born off of one person, and it can be undone by a simple incantation that changes with every application, and would enable you to humiliate Yorrick with glee, and bring him raining down. We t'ould not be cheating in any form, as the rules state that magick spells are allowed, to the extent that they do not guarantee your winning, and as this spell is only used against one person, will guarantee that you shallt win against Yorrick, but not always on top of the rest. You may use the spell at your own discresion... It should be of immense use!
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Zelly

*cackles with glee and rubs hands together*

Well, since it's not technically against the rules....
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Quote from: Zelly on May 21, 2006, 04:05:11 PM
*cackles with glee and rubs hands together*

Well, since it's not technically against the rules....

I shall perform the spell now. It is a very simple one, and something that Yorrick shouldn't know. But, be warned, however. If the spell comes in contact with itself, meaning in another person, such as Yorrick, it will cancel itself out, and you would likely be left losing, unless your skills are enough. I do hear that this year The Merlin Clan is coming out of retirement, and that means they'll likely be casting their spell... The spell would cancel by any person using it, not just Yorrick. It is still your decision. You may have it granted if it is what thou truly wishes. I can cancel the wish for you, if thou would like. On the other hand, that is only rumor, and I hath been banned from the clan quite recently for coming to thine noble kingdom. They do not support my views, nor my alegience to the noble Sir Graham the pure heart of Lady Deloria. They wish only to serve their own clan with power. T's sad really. My clan used to be the purest around, even after Merlin hath died, but now in our day in age, they hath gone evil. Some are only greedy, whilest others are truly evil. Only myself and a handful of others remain pure of heart, and are all banned. Although our number is insignificant, t's our heart's power that determines true strength. The Merlin Clan no longer hath the power to have a pure heart. No, there is a new clan, one that is still, and always shallt be pure. That is my new clan, one that topples all others. Lady Deloria, I hath asked the other noble pure of heart descendants of merlin to aid thine kingdom in battle. Our kingdom is of noble cause, and therefore my cousins should be proud to help a noble queen, as well as free our evil brothers. (T's rumor that the evil clan of Merlin hath been hypnotized by none other than our enemies, meaning that they are not exactly evil, but only under the most powerful of spells. Legend says that there is one wizard who had the power to overcome merlin. There has to be a counterpart for all beings on the planet, to maintain the balance between good and evil.) I hath great duties to attend to, milady. The Kingdom of Daventry hath relocated to here, and wish to have a feast within my own house. Using my magick power, I should be able to make my house be as big as a castle on the inside, and as small as a tent on the outside. I shouldst need thous't approval first, your majesty.
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Naturally, thou hath my approval, however, we must ask thou if thou readily thinketh this ethical to outdo Yorrick as such, if thou careth not then by all means do so, for tis thy desicion and out of our hands.  :)

Indeed, Jafar, tis most difficult to find someone who attacks thy kingdom willingly, amiable :P

Quote from: Rosella on May 21, 2006, 04:58:56 PM
"Alas, poor Yorrick. I knew me well." XD

We also bid someone  to escort this Princess back to the Asylum, for it should seem she hath thought she were Yorrick :P If that be not the case, then we hath a use for thou Rosella. If it pleases her grace, then go to Tamir and finde Genesta, ask her for aid.

 
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It's a quote! Honest! Er...eth..
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