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Started by Questing Character, May 15, 2006, 01:41:02 AM

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Haids1987

#900
Did you not read my ridiculously long-winded post?!  GAH!  I said I'd accept the TITLE, but not the role.  Go back a couple pages.  It's there. :pleased:

EDIT: Here it is:
Quote*Sigh* I will accept the title of Official Toilet Seat-Putter-Upper, but not the job.  I accept the title itself for the following reason: I will continue to lower the toilet seat for all time, from here until choas comes again.  I will lower the toilet seat with pride, whilst remembering my fond title of Toilet Seat Putter Upper, so that each time I lower the seat to go pee--nay, just for the purpose of lowering the seat!--I will remember the great struggle to bring the truth to the boys of the world. The title, my friends, will serve as a reminder to me and every other woman that toilet seats were made for women, and the idea that a woman would choose to put it up is pure malarky.  So Official Toilet Seat Putter Upper you may deem me, if only for the reason of understanding that I shall NEVER willingly raise the toilet seat for any reason other than to vomit!  :scholar:
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

B'rrr

I did read it (fell asleep half way!  ::)), and 'ade a bad E'peror Palpatine reply on it.

you can say what you want but you -are- the Official Toilet Seat-Putter-Upper. You are the one, our saviour, the chosen one, you will bring balance in the Bathroo'!
~Mary Jane supporter~
~Legend~

Haids1987

STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

B'rrr

It is unavoidable. It is your destiny

*glances at the toilet seat*

You want to put it up, don't you? The desire is swelling in you now..


*strops before ruining one of Star Wars' 'ost aweso'e character even 'ore*
~Mary Jane supporter~
~Legend~

Haids1987

Quote from: B'rrr on April 10, 2010, 05:07:43 AM
It is unavoidable. It is your destiny

*glances at the toilet seat*

You want to put it up, don't you? The desire is swelling in you now..
I have never been more attracted to you than I am now. :lovegoggles:

(I'm a secret Star Wars freak, by the way)
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

B'rrr

Haha, that is good to know, or scary *ponders*

I do like starwars, ever since I was a kid (and like 4-6 'ore then 1-3), but never concidered 'yself as a freak (don't have any lightsabers, dolls, or anything, i do have a cardga'e where I spend waaay too 'uch 'oney on when I was younger :P).
~Mary Jane supporter~
~Legend~

crayauchtin

Careful with the Star Wars.... that's how this forum first ended up in CC's court!

Of course, if the toilet seat doesn't go up soon, we may have bigger things to worry about....

Help me Obi-Haids Kenobi, you're my only hope!
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

Haids1987

Cray!  If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

B'rrr

Join 'e Haids, and together, we can rule the restroo' as 'an and wife! Put the seat back up. It is the only way.
~Mary Jane supporter~
~Legend~

Haids1987

That's not true...that's impossible...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

crayauchtin

Yes, young Haids, for thou art the Chosen One! Chosen by divine providence to defeat the gremlins! All you must do is place thy hand upon the seat... and lift....
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

Yonkey

Are you guys still talking about toilets?  Geeze, you guys really need to get out more. :P
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

Haids1987

Well, toilets and Star Wars.  :yes:  You can't win, Darth.
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

B'rrr

Put the toilet seat up! It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister. So, you have an older sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her, too. If you won't put the seat back up... then perhaps she will...
~Mary Jane supporter~
~Legend~

Haids1987

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Grabs toilet brush and starts flailing it around like a maniac*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

B'rrr

Good... your hate has made you powerful. Now fulfill your destiny and take Crays place at my side
~Mary Jane supporter~
~Legend~

Haids1987

Wait...pause!  :stop: I'm wearing your toy car on my finger, you!  I'd say I'm already at your side!  :pokerface:
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

B'rrr

Yet, you do not wish to put the toilet seat up, just for my sake...  :'(
~Mary Jane supporter~
~Legend~

crayauchtin

Quote from: B'rrr on April 15, 2010, 03:19:49 PM
Good... your hate has made you powerful. Now fulfill your destiny and take Crays place at my side
Whoa.
Whoa!
WHOA!

I'm being *replaced*?? Since when was that in the deal??
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

B'rrr

Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice
~Mary Jane supporter~
~Legend~