The Death of Cedric

[TheReturnofDMD]

Cedric, the most infamous fowl, is dead.
Now normally, most wouldn't care about a measely little owl, but before he died, the wizard Crispin gave Cedric a powerful artifact: The Personality Generator, able to turn an annoying, two dimensional character into one of the most charming, lovable and deep characters of a series. Now Cedric was set to take this artifact to the Green Isles and give it to Connor so that in TSL, he would be a likable character with personality.
But on the way, Cedric was killed. And with his body, trapped under the snow, was the artifact, and when the evil wizard Shadrack found out about this, he and his trusty sidekick Hennessy, and a third fellow named Henry travelled to the site to dig up his body.
Shadrack: We got to dig this guy up before they build a condo up here.

Hours later, after digging numerous holes:
Shadrack: Here's a leg! And a wing! and another wing!

[Rosedragon]

Poor Cedric.     I think he should use that personality generator on himself. I hope Cedric is resurrected, and that Shadrack doesn't win. Are you gong to finish this?

[Deloria]

No offense, but that's hilarious!

[dark-daventry]

It is pretty funny!

[Rosedragon]

Ya, it's funny. The idea of them building condos is funny. I live in Florida, with plenty of houses, apartments and condos, for which they tear down woods, prairies and swamps. I'd like more nature around me, and less people.

[Oldbushie]

Poor Cedric...

[awesomeasapossum]

I love Cedric but....

[Rosedragon]

Is DMD gonna finish his story? I'd like to know what happens to Cedric.

[Deloria]

I think that is the end. Look at the title.

[TheReturnofDMD]

After hours of digging, the skeletal remains of Cedric were found. Around his neck lie the Personality Generation, and in his eyesockets a strange fire burned. Shadrack moved up, and the skeleton of Cedric soon began to rise in the air. "Ooooh,'' An ethereal voice reminiscent of the overly annoying voice of Cedric sounded, "Whoooo are youuuuuu" The Skeletal Cedric spoke, and under his breath he chanted..."Diamond in the rough"
Hennesy shouted, "Diamonds? By the Fates, were?" and Shadrack slapped him up the side of his side, "Not diamonds, you infernal idiot! A diamond in the rough, like in that movie 'Aladdin' By Disney''
Hennesy "Never seen it Boss.''
Shadrack sighed and replied, "It's good. It's on the Disney Channel sometimes...Now the Disney Execs are indeed devious..." He mumbled to himself...Cedric stared at the two men bewildered. "Disney channel?" He thought "What on earth is that? How am I ever going to get away from here.And where are my feathers!?!"
"OOOH"

[Oldbushie]

Zombie Cedric?

[Rosella]

Whee! Aladdin!!

[Luna]

ROFL! Please write more!!!