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Started by Elessar, June 06, 2006, 03:09:35 PM

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Deloria

I want a crown for Mote. :P *gives cookies*
 
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Quote from: Elessar on June 23, 2006, 02:47:06 PM
Quote from: Elessar on June 23, 2006, 01:28:46 PM
Quote from: Deloria on June 23, 2006, 12:53:26 PM
Another sane person :D Elessar, I congratulate you on seeing past the pervertedness of that monkey. :D

I'm thinking of making him some straight pants to add to the accessories. It would be similar to a straight jacket, except it keeps pervs straight.
Quote from: Deloria on June 23, 2006, 01:39:26 PM
Please do. :P
Quote from: Yonkey on June 23, 2006, 01:41:09 PM
Quote from: Elessar on June 23, 2006, 01:28:46 PM
I'm thinking of making him some straight pants to add to the accessories. It would be similar to a straight jacket, except it keeps pervs straight.
James would greatly appreciate that. :)  I mean, Perv. ;P

In response to the afore mentioned requests, I give thee...

...the Straight Pants! (In extra large size for ultimate protection.) These pants keep a perv straight, no matter how hard they try to be perverted. Can only be removed by highly trained professional straights! (But they perfer not to. :P)


Perv is so talented with his "third leg", he could escape out of those easy... much like an escape artist and a straight jacket.

And really you're only doing that so you can be "working" Perv below the belt.  And he likes it almost as much as you do.
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Quote from: J-ROC on June 25, 2006, 12:34:26 AM
Perv is so talented with his "third leg", he could escape out of those easy... much like an escape artist and a straight jacket.

And really you're only doing that so you can be "working" Perv below the belt.  And he likes it almost as much as you do.
EW! :X 

I guess Elessar needs to go back to the drawing board. ;-D
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Quote from: Yonkey on June 25, 2006, 04:08:24 AM
Quote from: J-ROC on June 25, 2006, 12:34:26 AM
Perv is so talented with his "third leg", he could escape out of those easy... much like an escape artist and a straight jacket.

And really you're only doing that so you can be "working" Perv below the belt.  And he likes it almost as much as you do.
EW! :X 

I guess Elessar needs to go back to the drawing board. ;-D

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Is this a good time to burn my eyes out? XD




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Quote from: Raforever on June 25, 2006, 01:19:24 PM
Is this a good time to burn my eyes out? XD
Only if you'd like Elessar to make an Eye Burner Accessory for ya. XD
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Quote from: Deloria on June 24, 2006, 11:29:35 PM
I want a crown for Mote. :P *gives cookies*

Okay, a Cookie Crown for the King of the Haven Pets: Mote! :pleased: (Crown is held together by chocolate and fully edible. Fits nicely inside the Mote Tote.)

Quote from: Yonkey on June 25, 2006, 01:30:07 PM
Quote from: Raforever on June 25, 2006, 01:19:24 PM
Is this a good time to burn my eyes out? XD
Only if you'd like Elessar to make an Eye Burner Accessory for ya. XD
Actually...

... presenting the Eye Burner Accessory! (If you want to know what it does/how well it works, just take a look at Cornelius! :o)
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Not all who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither
Deep roots are not touched by the frost

From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king


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Deloria

That mote crown looks adorable and delicious. Thanks :D
 
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Cool!  So the Eye Burner absorbs and intensifies ultraviolet light? XD
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#33
Quote from: Deloria on June 29, 2006, 04:36:12 AM
That mote crown looks adorable and delicious. Thanks :D

I thought you might like it. I modeled it after a Tudor crown.

Quote from: Yonkey on June 29, 2006, 05:10:56 AM
Cool!  So the Eye Burner absorbs and intensifies ultraviolet light? XD

Yah. All I can say is, Poor Cornelius! :'(
All that is gold does not glitter
Not all who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither
Deep roots are not touched by the frost

From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king


Count Elessar of Cumberland

Deloria

#34
Elessar, I now pronounce you one of the most awesome forum members around. Thanks for modelling it after the Tudors, this makes me want to cry :P :D
 
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Précieuse and salonnière! :D
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Rosedragon

My pet is fluffy. How about a diamond-studded collar for him?


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Quote from: Rosedragon on July 18, 2006, 03:41:18 PM
My pet is fluffy. How about a diamond-studded collar for him?

I will as soon as time permits. :)
All that is gold does not glitter
Not all who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither
Deep roots are not touched by the frost

From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king


Count Elessar of Cumberland

Elessar

...And that time is now! :D

A small, purple, diamond-studded collar to enhance the cuddliness of any dragon. :)
All that is gold does not glitter
Not all who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither
Deep roots are not touched by the frost

From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king


Count Elessar of Cumberland