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I've Fallen Down the Stairs Club ~ Part Deux

Started by Mary Jane, June 26, 2006, 01:20:06 AM

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Mary Jane

Ok, as many of you know, I have fallen down the stairs.  I did it when I was only a baby.  The basement door was accidentally left open, so I took my stroller for a ride. it was head, wheels, head, wheels all the way down.

A few years ago, I joined together with some who had been through similiar experiences.  These brave people, Celli, Storm, Mango, Koko, and myself, banded together to form the I've Fallen Down the Stairs Club.

What many of you may not know is, it happened to me again recently, and this one, couldn't have happened at a better time.  It was the last day of high school. I had just finished my last class, and taken my last exam.  I stepped out of the class room, tripped, and slid down the stairs.  I barreled into a happy couple who, thankfully, were able to slow my descent.   

In honor of this sacred occurence in my life, I am starting a campaign to renew the public's interest in this club!  Come, share your stories of fights with gravity upon stairways.  Here is another thing many of you probably don't know.  Our friend, LouisianaNight has just come out and confessed to me that he has fallen down the stairs before.  I applaud your bravery gentle sir!  For that, you have garner yourself a seat in the I've Fallen Down the Stairs Club.
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Hehe, Three Cheers!!!
Now, don't party too hard, I wouldn't want you getting hurt and having the whole forum come down on me in revenge. ;)
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MangoMercury

I too fell down the stairs, before work, ironically enough.  It was a few months back though, but it still scarred me emotionally.
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We feel your  pain Mango.

Jafar:  Falling up the stairs is a serious manner as well.  If you have really gone through the pain of an upward stairwell lateral inversal, then you can be an honorary member.  Since the is the I've Fallen DOWN the Stairs Club (How many times am I gonna have to type that tonight?), you can not be a full member until you have fallen, tripped, or slid down the stairs.   
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Does riding down the stairs in a box and crashing at the bottom count?  :suffer:
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Quote from: Louisiana Night on June 26, 2006, 01:46:22 AM
There is a solution to every problem Jafar...

Why don't you find yourself a nice flight of stairs, and get your sister to push you? ;P
I think it's against the law to have stairs in Sweeny. :P
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Rosella

I've been pushed down the stairs several times!

My brother found it amusing somehow. :P Once he convinced me to clean out my toybox and get inside, and he'd push me around. "No! You're going to push me down the stairs!" "No I won't!" "Yes you will!" "No I won't!" "Fine..." *gets in, bump bump bump crash* Technically, I had a protective shell, but my 2 front teeth came loose, and they were my only adult ones! XD

If the fact that I had a vessel prevents me from joining this club, my brother has pushed me down the stairs before in more direct ways. :P
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Oldbushie

Me and my sisters used to slide down the stairs in pillows.  :D

And yes, I have fallen down the stairs regularly before, but I was good at tucking and rolling so I managed to get up with nary a scratch.
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Sorry to hear about your teeth Rosella.

Welcome to the club Dirk, Rosella, and Oldbushie!
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Deloria

I almost fell down a week ago. The stairs were slippery and I kind of stumbled but caught myself, does that count? :P
 
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Sorry, but you are going to have to try harder Deloria.
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Quote from: Mary Jane on June 27, 2006, 03:45:04 PM
Sorry, but you are going to have to try harder Deloria.
:'(

I'll try....but I'm not too hopeful. :-\
 
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Gilgamesh

When I was young I went down the stairs whit a mattress, that was fun.  :D
Only I've never fallen of only slipped a bit. :'(
Next time I'll try harder. ::)
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Yes, keep up the good work all of you prospective club members!
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icarus

I fell of the stairs but not that far just a few steps not the whole stair.
does that count than?
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When I was little I accidentally somersaulted down the stairs. OUCH! Funnily enough I didn't cry. I just got up and was like...Ouch.
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I guess we have two new members, awesomeasapossum and icarus. Welcome to the elite few!
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