Even More Conversing Uselessly

[Jafar]

I talk to Jason through telegrams...when possible. 

How do they teleport all that gram?

You speak Klingon? You REALLY need to sleep more.

[Lollotte]

Petra, I meant incomprehensible in terms of topic...but thank you for clearing that up so creatively.  I love creativity.

Jafar, they teleport all that gram through the good ol' internet. I don't know what I would do without it. 

[Petra Rocks]

 I don't speak Klingon, Turkish or Polish, and my Arabic is barely at a 2 year old's level.  I do have google however. 

I wasn't sure if it's creative spam or not, but I figured I would be lazy nice and let the mods decide for me.   

[Jafar]

You're telling me...I've been using the internet since it was invented.

[Pacman928]

ive been using it scince my friend inherited it.

[Jafar]

Posting Positions is that-a-way, bub.

[Pacman928]

well, i had some extra room, so i might as well use it

[telepathic_cat]

Hello, boys and girls!!!!!1  (Hi, t_c!!)  I'm your good friend, t_c, the paranormal investigator.  *puts on a safari hat*  Now, lets go into the former united soviet socialist republic of Khasakstan to investigate HAUNTED TACOS!!!!!!!!111
*Explodes*

(Please disregard that)

[Petra Rocks]

*nitpick* There is no Khazakstan, or at least, it is usually spelled Kazakhstan.  Except when it is spelled Қазақстан transliterated in IPA qɑzɑqˈstɑn.   

[Raforever]

You're telling me...I've been using the internet since it was invented.

Was there live BEFORE internet?

[Jafar]

Yup, it involved lots of DOS games and giant floppy disks.

[Raforever]

NOOOEESS!! TELL ME IT'S A LIE!! AAAAHH!!

[Jafar]

Nah, I'm just messin with your head, dude.

He is not yet ready to bear this burden...

[Raforever]

Thank goodness... was worried there for a second

[Pacman928]

and computers taking up a whole room

[Raforever]

Ah, come on. That isnt true either.
Computers have always been small, table-sized

[Lollotte]

I love looking at pictures of ancient computers. Can you believe that it once took a whole day to print something out?!? 

[Raforever]

LIES I STILL YOU LIES!! 

:raf:

[Lollotte]

NOT LIES! I have heard stories about it...is anyone on here old enough to remember such a dark time? 

[Raforever]

The dark age of computers... EXISTED!!?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!