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Patrick and Donny's SA (Spammers Annonymous) Group Therapy

Started by patrick83301, July 13, 2006, 09:39:30 PM

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patrick83301

Due to the following anouncement Donny and Patrick got together and started this club to help people stay off the spam watch permenately. Patrick is currently a recovering spamaholic.

Folks Donny and I have had problems with this but through SA we have seen the light. I recieved a message from Wee (Neil's fou pet) which told us, while standing in a bright heavenly light, to start a SA group. Through Wee's help we have seen his light and will now go on to help others like us. Please if you have a problem with spamming feel free to come on here and write whatever you want and when ever. Also feel free to ask for personal assistance from Donny or myself. We love you all so dearly. (Rosella we are coming for you. Beware of Neil, Wee warned us that the Spam watch is out for you. Run for the hills!!!!!  ;P)
Co-Founder and President of SA

I am Baron Patrick. Deloria promoted me and said so!!!

Self appointed Chief of Spam Police.:stop: (Although I am sometimes a crooked cop. :suffer: )

donnyjt

Once a SPAMMER, always a SPAMMER.  But remember, folks, there is help.  We have been there, we have had Neil move our posts, we know what you are going through.  We are here for you.... ;P :suffer:

Help is just one post away.....  ::)
Donny J. Taylor

"If there is truly magic in the world, and I am convinced there is, it lies in the power of love...."

          -Me

Co-Founder and Vice-President of SA

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patrick83301

Everyone, I was once on SPAM WATCH, when I first figured out that I was I was shocked and unbelieving. I immediately showed Donny. We found signs of me being watched. Several posts were deleted. I was on quite a bit and posting often, many of which I felt were relevant. Yet I stand here before you all repentant and recovering. So my friends, please admit to yourself, like I have, that you have a problem and join Donny and I here at SPAMMERS ANNONYMOUS.
Co-Founder and President of SA

I am Baron Patrick. Deloria promoted me and said so!!!

Self appointed Chief of Spam Police.:stop: (Although I am sometimes a crooked cop. :suffer: )

Yonkey

Actually, I don't believe I deleted any of your posts.  They just get split and merged with the appropriate thread(s) in order to keep the forum spam-free. :P

In any case, this can be both Donny & Patrick's personal thread. XD  But if anyone that joins SA decides to relapse and go on a spamming spree, they will be put on SpamWatch, since they're obviously fully aware of what spamming is in order to join this support group. ;P
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

patrick83301

All hail the great and mighty Neil. We love you Neil. Thanks for letting us have our group we will do our best to help all other spammers to come clean. We will also search out and DESTROY ALL SPAM!!!!
Co-Founder and President of SA

I am Baron Patrick. Deloria promoted me and said so!!!

Self appointed Chief of Spam Police.:stop: (Although I am sometimes a crooked cop. :suffer: )

Deloria

XD

I'm sorry, but that's just all that comes to mind: XD

Anyway, I'm a recovering spammer...:angel:
 
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icarus

Quote from: Deloria on July 14, 2006, 06:15:50 AM
Anyway, I'm a recovering spammer...:angel:

does that mean you where so ill you posted lesser and now it goes better you post a lot more?  :P
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Deloria

Nope, the other way around. :P You see, an addiction to spamming is an illness. :P
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Yonkey

And when you hit rock-bottom, you get put on SpamWatch! !!! XD
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

patrick83301

Quote from: Deloria on July 14, 2006, 08:40:33 AM
Nope, the other way around. :P You see, an addiction to spamming is an illness. :P
Quote from: Yonkey on July 14, 2006, 08:51:47 AM
And when you hit rock-bottom, you get put on SpamWatch! !!! XD

And that my friends is why we have SA. So when you have that urge to just post post after post you may come and do that here. Just quote what you were talking about on the other threads and feel free to post it all here. We know it takes some time but remember the first step is admitting you have a problem and the second is trying to hide from Neil.  ;D :suffer:
Co-Founder and President of SA

I am Baron Patrick. Deloria promoted me and said so!!!

Self appointed Chief of Spam Police.:stop: (Although I am sometimes a crooked cop. :suffer: )

Deloria

Quote from: Yonkey on July 14, 2006, 08:51:47 AM
And when you hit rock-bottom, you get put on SpamWatch! !!! XD
XD

I'm just glad I recovered before I hit rock-bottom. :P
 
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Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Yonkey

"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

patrick83301

Quote from: Deloria on July 14, 2006, 09:00:44 AM
Quote from: Yonkey on July 14, 2006, 08:51:47 AM
And when you hit rock-bottom, you get put on SpamWatch! !!! XD
XD

I'm just glad I recovered before I hit rock-bottom. :P
*Whispers if you ever think you may be headed to the bottom run and hide here. This is really a sanctuary for chased after(can't think of the right word) spammaholics.  :suffer:
Co-Founder and President of SA

I am Baron Patrick. Deloria promoted me and said so!!!

Self appointed Chief of Spam Police.:stop: (Although I am sometimes a crooked cop. :suffer: )

Deloria

If I ever hit rock-bottom, I'm afraid my mod powers would be revoked. :P
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Yonkey

Quote from: Deloria on July 14, 2006, 09:05:19 AM
If I ever hit rock-bottom, I'm afraid my mod powers would be revoked. :P
Yup, that would have been only the bare minimum though. :suffer:
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

patrick83301

Quote from: Deloria on July 14, 2006, 09:05:19 AM
If I ever hit rock-bottom, I'm afraid my mod powers would be revoked. :P
Quote from: Yonkey on July 14, 2006, 09:06:26 AM
Quote from: Deloria on July 14, 2006, 09:05:19 AM
If I ever hit rock-bottom, I'm afraid my mod powers would be revoked. :P
Yup, that would have been only the bare minimum though. :suffer:

Well I guess my power only goes so far. But I feel your pain Deloria, don't worry though since you are recovering I'm sure Neil would love to be nice to you and be patient. I mean you have admitted to having a problem. So we can only hope he will still be willing to be lenient with those on the path to recovery.....
Co-Founder and President of SA

I am Baron Patrick. Deloria promoted me and said so!!!

Self appointed Chief of Spam Police.:stop: (Although I am sometimes a crooked cop. :suffer: )

Deloria

 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Yonkey

Quote from: patrick83301 on July 14, 2006, 09:18:03 AM
So we can only hope he will still be willing to be lenient with those on the path to recovery.....
She was never put on SpamWatch, she only came close to being put on it. :sweating: And as long as the people are recovering and not deteriorating, it's all good. :)
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

patrick83301

Good then this thread works. Hey Neil you should send all spam watched people over to this thread. Deloria you should tell eveyone to. HAHAHAHA
Co-Founder and President of SA

I am Baron Patrick. Deloria promoted me and said so!!!

Self appointed Chief of Spam Police.:stop: (Although I am sometimes a crooked cop. :suffer: )

Yonkey

LOL!  Can I merge all their spam here too? ;P 

Something tells me therapy won't be able to save them once they're that far gone. :P
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."