Forum game: Questions!

[Warlock]

Because of the hot guys at work

Why do I get confused these days?

[Gilgamesh]

Because of: "The Warlock & Koko Fake Chamber Wedding Thread!"

Why is santa called santa and not Graham (or even Jason)?

[Rosella]

Because Santa's magical

Why is BISCUIT sitting on my lap!?

[icarus]

becouse he/she likes ythat spot

when wil the stag-night be for the wedding of  "The Warlock & Koko Fake Chamber Wedding Thread!"?

[Lollotte]

Jan. 14th!

Will I ace my Spanish final?

[Gilgamesh]

If you lean enough you will.

Sleeping or dreaming?

[telepathic_cat]

Dreaming (Of conquering the world, humans!)

Would you sleep in a box or would you have tea with a fox?

[Rosella]

I will not drink tea in the air, I will not drink it anywhere.

Why don't I feel well?

[telepathic_cat]

(From T_C's point of view)Because you're a human quivering at the thought of the wrath of the Telepathic Cat!!!  BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!  Meow?

Do you like pumpkin pie?

[Pacman928]

my great-grandmotherused to make pumpkin pie every thanksgiving...........

how many fingers am i holding up? 

[Farquhar]

Eleven.

Do you find it annoying when there aren't any new episodes of your favorite show for weeks?

[Rosella]

No. I don't like tv that much.

WHY DOES FF8 HATE ME!?

[telepathic_cat]

Because your cat is 18 pounds.

Why can I not yet rule the world?

[Zelly]

Because good things come to those who wait.

How many pets do you have?

[Gilgamesh]

Let me count 10 fish before 10 fish died.
That makes......ony the vermin remain, so I don't have any pets

Should I have a pet?

[Rosella]

Yes, everyone needs a pet

Why is our oven broken!?

[awesomeasapossum]

Because of the gremlins....

Will I get my lines memorized saoon?

[Gilgamesh]

If you do your best you will.

What kind of pet should I have?

[koko_99_2001]

A kitten!

Why did I say that Gilgamesh needs a kitten?

[Warlock]

Because you want to be his kitten

Why do people like kittens so much?