Forum game: Questions!

[telepathic_cat]

Go eat a dancing potatoe!  That's the best kind!  (Or, more logically, you could eat saltine crackers!)

Why is school so boring?

[Pacman928]

boring is relative 

why are there libraries?

[Jafar]

So library cops have their jobs.

How long was I asleep?

[koko_99_2001]

I don't know...but I slept almost 8 hours.

Will my mood improve today?

[Rosella]

Yes, because you will talk to me.

Do I HAVE to go to the mall?

[icarus]

no becouse all shops are closed till midday

why are all shops closed till midday?

[Pacman928]

because the sign outide says so

can you describe yourelf in 3 words? what are they?

[Rosella]

Yes, Princess of Daventry.

Why did I have to go to the mall?

[Jafar]

To taunt me with the opportunity of  making a "like totally" joke.

Why was I in suspended animation until 11:30 PM?

[Pacman928]

gross

[Pacman928]

erm.  sorry wrong window

because you could

why cant i ever go to sleep until 3ish

[Gilgamesh]

You drink to much coffee in the asylum!
That's forbidden good for you.

When will chocolate be allowed in the asylum?

[Jafar]

When chickens give milk.

How you get so big eating food of this kind?

[Pacman928]

because it's high in fat

why do girls like chocolate so much?

[Rosella]

Because it's like drugs, only not. (Yes, there is a scientific explaination for this. )

How can people NOT like chocolate?

[Jafar]

They have a sour tooth instead of a sweet.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

[Gilgamesh]

Only if you're pondering what I'm pondering that you are pondering what I'm pondering.

Why do chickens lay eggs?

[koko_99_2001]

So that we can have more chickens.


Why is my hair dresser off on Mondays AND Tuesdays??

[Pacman928]

because you forgot to turn it on

why are there allergies?

[Jafar]

Because of the Iller Apes spreading viruses.

What should you be doing that you're not?