Welcome back, Patrick!

Can't wait to hear it!

but remember, you have to write the song. 
Here ya go:
Pacman928 & Kelsey -> The Topic Changing Phantom Menace of the Opera II
Chorus:
Topic changing, topic changing
Topic changing, topic changing
Phantommmmm
Menace of the Opera (Two!)
Phantommmmm
Menace of the Opera (Two!)
[Pacman:]
Conversations never ending
Clicking "Post" then just pretending
Spammin' like there's no tomorrow
Only making bitter sorrow
[Kelsey:]
How dare you? I'm not on SpamWatch!
I'm more civilized than Sasquatch
My grammar 's enough to floor ya
Need a spammer? Call Deloria!
[Chorus]
[Pacman:]
when i post here, i lack the vowels
alter ego's simon cowell's
my teacher taught me how to write
but topic changin' time's tonight
phantom menace on my back
makes me sing a song that's whack
yonkey wrote this insane song
the rest of y'all better sing along
[Chorus]
[Kelsey:]
This song's still not finished yet?
[Pacman:]
'course not, i'm no haven pet
[Kelsey:]
Who asked that? Stop being crazy!
[Pacman:]
but i prefer being lazy
[Kelsey:]
If you don't stop, I'll tell your dad!
[Pacman:]
cmon kel-z don't get mad
[Kelsey:]
Michael stop it! I can't stand this!
[Pacman:]
topic changing phantom menace
