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Best Video Game Quotes
« on: December 28, 2006, 11:16:25 PM »
my everlasting search of funny and serious video game quotes is continuing here.  if you know of any great video game quotes please post them here with the name, speaker, and game.

here are a few of my favorites-
"I swear--people who eat picles are nice people!"
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ffix

"Unfortunately, he noticed the yellow in Hale's eyes, a sign of coversion into a chimera.  Fortunately, he didn't watse time on those things."
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resistance: fall of man

"That was =undeniable proof that we totally OWNED you losers!"
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2006, 11:42:51 AM »
Final Fantasy VIII:
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Squall: [After a Laguna dream sequence] I dreamt I was a moron.

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Seifer: Listen up! Teamwork means staying out of my way!

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Squall: ...An enemy that is pure evil? Right or wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It's our different standpoints, our perspectives that separate us. Both sides blame one another. There's no good or bad side. Just two sides holding different views.

Chrono Trigger:
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Nun: All I want is world peace... or a piece of the world.

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Ayla: What you say? No rubbish, or Ayla head go boom!

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Ayla: [first sight of Frog] Oh yummy frog... for Ayla to eat?
Frog: P-Perish the thought lass.
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2007, 10:31:34 AM »
Major spoilers for Radiata Stories (I think :P)

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Jack: How long is your name? And does anyone actually know what those words mean?

(After Jack is asked to come to Heaven)
Jack: You mean die? No!
Valkarie: Become an enhenjer with me.
Jack: What's an enhenjer? And you're a weirdo, so no.
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2007, 09:09:27 AM »
Mask of Eternity:

"Tis Beyond my reach!" XD That never gets old! XB We all know who says that, don't we? You gotta love connor sometimes...

King's Quest 6:

"The rocks are silent, as they have been for ages untold" Narrator, when Alexander uses the talk icon on rocks.

That's all I can come up with right now, but I'll probably have some fresh ones when I fire up my PS2 again and start playing Bully once more... Maybe the Wii has some good ones.. OH! Tony Hawk's Down Hill Jam does! I need to play it again to find them, but it has some really good ones last time I checked!
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2007, 09:33:06 AM »
Final Fantasy IX:
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Zidane: [after touching Garnet's butt by accident] Oooh... Soft!

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Marcus: No cloud or squall can hinder us!

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Quina: Inside there may be fine cuisine!
Zidane: Geez... All s/he ever thinks about is food.
Garnet: Well, all you ever think about is girls...
Zidane: Uh, that's right! My mind is filled with thoughts of... you! Maybe I'm trying too hard...

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Zidane: You got the talent of a bandit! How 'bout you and me team up? We'll call ourselves 'The Betrothed'.
Garnet: My talent's up to scratch, but that name isn't.
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2007, 10:18:13 AM »
Mask of Eternity:

"Lo, what's this A FEATHER!"
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2007, 11:12:28 AM »
"They're rocks. This far into the game and you're still clicking on rocks?!"
 
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2007, 09:23:35 PM »
i thought that this one was hilarious

“So there I was, toe to toe with FIVE of the nastiest Metal Heads you ever saw! Slime oozing from monstrous jaws! Teeth sharper than daggers! Slowly, all TEN of 'em surround me. But do I surrender? No! I summon my highly trained killer instincts, and pounce! Hya! Chooy! Whaa! HAA! And when the dust cleared, there were TWENTY less Metal Heads in the world!”
“Ohhh, Daxter you're amazing!”
“Yeah, I know.”
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2007, 08:44:13 AM »
From Final Fantasy XII while Vaan is infiltrating Rabanastre Castle:

"Hey, bucket head!" - Vaan


From Final Fantasy XII while Vaan, Balthier, and Fran are inside of Nalbina Dungeon:

"Ah, the Empire's stash of lost rainments and accruements." - Balthier
"So basically... all of our stuff." - Vaan
"Thats what I said." - Balthier


From Final Fantasy XII while the group is visiting Eryut Village:

"Fran." - Vaan
"Yes?" - Fran
"I was thinking about what Jote said... about what you said 50 years ago." - Vaan
"Your point?" - Fran
"Uhh... how old were you again?" - Vaan
".... (walks away)" - Fran
"Ugh, nice Vaan." - Balthier
(everyone walks past Vaan)
"Try to grow up Vaan" - Penelo
 
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2007, 05:43:15 PM »
"Black has built a silly dice maze! Go! *dramatic pose*" - Wacky Professor, Gunstar Heroes.
"The weather will be sunny, with a chance of more sun. We're above the clouds, stupid." - Telephone, Paper Mario 2
"How dare you turn the Rawk back on the Hawk!? - RAWK HAWK!
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2007, 09:44:19 PM »
From World of Warcraft, as one of the tips on the loading screen:

"There is no cow level."

For some reason I just find that hilarious. :P
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2007, 10:15:23 PM »
that brings up terrible memories of diablo 2.  thecow level still scares me.  when i do get some sleep, its always filled of giant cows carrying axes wunning around after me and my companion sorceress.
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2007, 10:27:15 PM »
I love the cow level! Slashing cow after cow after cow... all while listening to a million "moos"... fun! :P

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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2007, 10:19:13 PM »
*shudders* Now I'm even less likely to try Diablo again.
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« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2007, 10:23:48 PM »
Ack!
*is very concerned at driving someone away from Diablo* ::)

Well, you don't have to do the cow level... I just find it funny. ;P Diablo II is one of my favorite games of all time. Never did play the first one though...

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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2007, 10:27:35 PM »
Eh...I found Diablo when I tried it to be too much action, not enough plot. *shrugs*

And to get back on topic.... "Ooh, Papapishu!" -Guybrush Threepwood, CMI...Upon having a drink of "death" at the Goodsoup Hotel bar
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2007, 10:33:02 PM »
My favorite from that game:
    Murray: "You may call me 'Murray'! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell - carrying your head on a pike!"
    Guybrush: "'Stride'?"
    Murray: "All right then, *roll*! Roll through the Gates of Hell! Must you take the fun out of everything?"

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« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2007, 10:37:35 PM »
Heh, that is a classic.
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2007, 12:51:42 PM »
ratchet and clank 3-
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clank- too long
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2007, 07:37:55 PM »
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Murray: I'm a powerful demonic force! I'm the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I STRIDE through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike!

Guybrush Threepwood: Stride?

Murray: All right then, roll! ROLL through the gates of hell. Must you take the fun out of everything?