Marvel: Ultimate Alliance - End Credits "Out-takes"
Deadpool: A haiku by my good friend Oz; [clears throat] "I hate broccoli / and think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?"
Professor Charles Xavier: Well done, X-Men. The mission was successful.
Kris Zimmerman (voiceover director): Uh, sorry, Professor Xavier, but could you say that line one more time? Our writer, Bob, would like you to be a little angrier.
Professor X: Not to be difficult, but why must I repeat every line ten times?
Kris: I know it's overkill, but Bob wants you to get the character right.
Professor X: How could I get it wrong? I am the character!
Kris: Look, I'm sorry, but he'd like you to do it again.
Xavier's mind: Robert, this is Professor Charles Xavier, and I am in your mind. If you do not cease this senseless repetition, I will force you to revisit memories of your schoolyard fight with a bully named...Knuckles!
Kris: Hey, Professor X! Bob's just had a change of heart. He's absolutely fine with how you said that last line.
Professor X: Somehow I knew he would.
Kris: Okay uh, Doctor Doom. That completes your lines for the game. Thanks very much for coming in.
Doctor Doom: And thank you, Kris. I found this entire endeavor to be quite enjoyable. So much so, in fact, that I've begun to take acting lessons.
Kris: Oh really? Um, well, good for you! You're quite a natural at it.
Doom: Yes. Unfortunately, my first acting coach didn't think so, so I had him thrown in a dungeon. My second coach was even less enamored with my acting talents, so I had him tortured and then thrown in a dungeon. As for my latest coach, I had him tortured, thrown in a dungeon and then, well, let's just say he's in a happier place now.
Loki: Is...is that Thor?
Kris: Yes. He came a little early for his voiceover session?
Loki: [gasp] Oh! Um, is there another door out of here?
Kris: No. Sorry, Loki.
Loki: Ooh, this is terrible! When he sees me he's going to just... [door opens and Loki puts on pleasant voice] Oh hello, Thor! [chuckles] Pretty funny how I glued your hammer to the floor this morning, huh? [chuckles]
Thor: Yes. Ha ha ha. It was very amusing. [punch is heard]
Loki: [muffled] Mmf, I'm telling Daddy!