Best Video Game Quotes

[restamper]

Guybrush Threepwood: How can you see without eyeballs?
Murray: How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can answer.

Guybrush Threepwood: Do you know anything about lifting curses?
Murray: Oh, right. I know a lot about lifting curses. That's why I'm a disembodied talking skull sitting on top of a spike in the middle of a swamp.
Guybrush Threepwood: You seem bitter.
Murray: I'm sorry. It's been a rough day.

Guybrush Threepwood: [after challenging Edward to a duel] I choose the banjo!
Edward Van Helgen: I accept.
Guybrush Threepwood: ...You do?

I Love Monkey Island III

[TribeHasSpoken]

Marvel: Ultimate Alliance - End Credits "Out-takes"

Deadpool: A haiku by my good friend Oz; [clears throat] "I hate broccoli / and think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?"

Professor Charles Xavier: Well done, X-Men. The mission was successful.
Kris Zimmerman (voiceover director): Uh, sorry, Professor Xavier, but could you say that line one more time? Our writer, Bob, would like you to be a little angrier.
Professor X: Not to be difficult, but why must I repeat every line ten times?
Kris: I know it's overkill, but Bob wants you to get the character right.
Professor X: How could I get it wrong? I am the character!
Kris: Look, I'm sorry, but he'd like you to do it again.
Xavier's mind: Robert, this is Professor Charles Xavier, and I am in your mind. If you do not cease this senseless repetition, I will force you to revisit memories of your schoolyard fight with a bully named...Knuckles!
Kris: Hey, Professor X! Bob's just had a change of heart. He's absolutely fine with how you said that last line.
Professor X: Somehow I knew he would.

Kris: Okay uh, Doctor Doom. That completes your lines for the game. Thanks very much for coming in.
Doctor Doom: And thank you, Kris. I found this entire endeavor to be quite enjoyable. So much so, in fact, that I've begun to take acting lessons.
Kris: Oh really? Um, well, good for you! You're quite a natural at it.
Doom: Yes. Unfortunately, my first acting coach didn't think so, so I had him thrown in a dungeon. My second coach was even less enamored with my acting talents, so I had him tortured and then thrown in a dungeon. As for my latest coach, I had him tortured, thrown in a dungeon and then, well, let's just say he's in a happier place now.

Loki: Is...is that Thor?
Kris: Yes. He came a little early for his voiceover session?
Loki: [gasp] Oh! Um, is there another door out of here?
Kris: No. Sorry, Loki.
Loki: Ooh, this is terrible! When he sees me he's going to just... [door opens and Loki puts on pleasant voice] Oh hello, Thor! [chuckles] Pretty funny how I glued your hammer to the floor this morning, huh? [chuckles]
Thor: Yes. Ha ha ha. It was very amusing. [punch is heard]
Loki: [muffled] Mmf, I'm telling Daddy!

[Delling]

Loki: [muffled] Mmf, I'm telling Daddy!

Loki is Thor's blood-uncle because he's Odin's blood-brother... his daddy was some random giant of no relation to Thor... so that doesn't really make sense...

...sorry... that bugged me...

[TribeHasSpoken]

I don't know anything about the comic books, but the game's explanation is that the infant Loki was orphaned after a battle and Odin took the child and raised him as his own son (and Thor's brother).

[tessspoon]

One that has been on my mind today, from when Guybrush has to borrow a pink ship in Monkey Island IV:

"But it's... pink!"

I said that today to Rebecca while were out shopping and she pointed out something pink to me.

Of course, she didn't get it.

[Bludshot]

MOE

"Alack! The heads do not die!"

Also look at my sig.

[awesomeasapossum]

How could these not be on here yet?

From Zero Wings
All your base are belong to us!
Somebody set us up the bomb!
and
You have no chance to survive make your time.

[Rosella]

For great justice!

[awesomeasapossum]

Yeah.

Here's one from KQVII

"Dearly beloved, we gather here today, to mourn the death of our dear friend, the KittyCat."

I love it!

[Bludshot]

My sig.
From a little game called Hitman: Blood Money

Here's one from Enter The Matrix:

Trinity: When are we going to find you a girlfriend?
Ghost: Like Augustine, I'm dedicated to a higher purpose.
Trinity: What's that?
Ghost: Ononism.
Trinity: Is that why so many saints are blind?
Ghost: Celibacy is a hands-on job.

And of course, Resident Evil 4:
Luis Sera: Okay, I have only one, very important question: You got a smoke?

[Oldbushie]

Anachronox has a ton of great lines...

Here's one of my favorites:
Ricter: "I shall kill you.... with DEATH!"

[dark-daventry]

From the Legend of Zelda II: Link's Awakening:

"I know Nothing" I have no clue who said it, but it's just really funny

"I am Error" Again, no clue who said it, but it's funny!

Zork: Grand Inquisitor:

Hades Shuttle Service Courtesy Phone:

"This service has recently undergone a retrofitting to ensure full ease of abuse, customer dissatisfaction, and user-unfriendliness while inefficiently bringing you, the recently deceased, to your final destination"

"To press zero, please press the star key. To press the Star key, please press zero."

"The answers are as follows: Press 1 for 'yes'. Press 4 for 'rather stinky'. Press 6 for 'no'. Press 9 for 'a great deal of cheese'"

"press the star key for 'what is all this? I just want to call the damn shuttle. Is that so much to ask?'"

Totemizer machine:

(When perma-seal is turned on, and destination is "straight to hell") "Of all the choices, you choose 'straight to hell'. What exactly was the thinking process behind that?"

[Rosella]

From the Legend of Zelda II: Link's Awakening:
"I am Error" Again, no clue who said it, but it's funny!

Duh, obviously it's Error.

[koko_99_2001]

From the Legend of Zelda II: Link's Awakening:
"I am Error" Again, no clue who said it, but it's funny!

Duh, obviously it's Error.

[racx_00]

From the Legend of Zelda II: Link's Awakening:
"I am Error" Again, no clue who said it, but it's funny!

Duh, obviously it's Error.

It's funny because it's true... the villager named Error...

[dark-daventry]

From the Legend of Zelda II: Link's Awakening:
"I am Error" Again, no clue who said it, but it's funny!

Duh, obviously it's Error.

It's funny because it's true... the villager named Error...

ROFLOL! I didn't even notice that before! Wow, I was not paying too much attention when I wrote this, was I?

[racx_00]

Meh, doesn't matter. Everyone makes little mistakes like that.

[Oldbushie]

Meh, doesn't matter. Everyone makes little mistakes like that.

Or shall we say... errors?

[racx_00]

Smart bugger.

[tessspoon]

From clicking on Warcraft III units:

"Grab your sword, and fight the Horde"
Footman

 "Why you poking me again?"
 "Why don't you lead an army instead of touching me!?"
 "Poke poke poke - is that all you do?"
 "Oh, that was kind of nice."
 "Me no sound like Yoda. Do I? (Yoda-like inflection)"
 "(singsong voice) It not easy being green!"
Orc Grunt

"Click me baby, one more time."
Sorceress