Tessy's Pirate Thread

[Pacman928]

well, she be a pirate

[tessspoon]

*comes back from the end of the world*
*gets crew to come back aboard*

Look what I found beyond the end of the world!
*holds up several blue apples*



Wonder what'll happen if I eat one?

*eats one*

[Gilgamesh]

* obseves the captain as she changes colour and other stange things happen *
And that's why you never must mess whit mother nature.

[Jafar]

Don't eat it! It be evil!   *binding flash of light*

[Pacman928]

*throws the blue apples off a cliff*  these be good to eat *shows red and green apples*

[Gilgamesh]

Don't eat the green ones the course you to sleep for a long time!
Or where that the red ones?

[copycat]

*comes back from the end of the world*

Darned, I figured I'd gotten rid of you, but you're more resilient than I thought.
*goes back to drawing board*

Don't eat the green ones the course you to sleep for a long time!Or where that the red ones?

For the record: I or any of my crew did not tamper with those apples, not even the blue ones.

* obseves the captain as she changes colour and other stange things happen *
And that's why you never must mess whit mother nature.

I hope that teaches you a lesson to not bring anything back from the end of the world.

[tessspoon]

* obseves the captain as she changes colour and other stange things happen *
And that's why you never must mess whit mother nature.

I be feelin' strange.
*walks around dizzily*
Why be everything blue?

*throws the blue apples off a cliff*  these be good to eat *shows red and green apples*

Hey! Do you know what I went through to get those?

Don't eat the green ones the course you to sleep for a long time!
Or where that the red ones?

Just in case...
*tosses all red and green apples off cliff to follow the blue ones*

[Pacman928]

actually, no 

[tessspoon]

WELL, I sailed for hours in an eternal darkness, battled giant chickens, ate too salty pretzels, and played checkers. All for some blue apples that made me change weird colors!

[Pacman928]

well, to get my normal corored apples, i battled outrageous gas prices, traffic jams, strawberry jams, price raises, long lines, and strict return policies!!

[tessspoon]

Well, as we both pitched each other's apples over the cliff, I guess we're even.

I still be seein' everything in blue. At least it's blue. I like blue. If everything were red... *shudders*

*goes off to collect some of the fruit on the island to replace the lost apples*
Ya can't go pillagin' and stealin' hungry.

[tessspoon]

*phew* Me vision be normal again.

*loads up fruit and crew on ship*
There not be any treasure on this island, so we'll have to try another.

*sails ship off in random direction*

[Gilgamesh]

There was a treasure there, here look.
* shows a BOOK whit pictures *
This is nessy a few years ago and that's the 3 headed monkey.....

[Pacman928]

is a 3 headed nessy a hydra?

[copycat]

* shows a BOOK whit pictures *
This is nessy a few years ago and that's the 3 headed monkey.....

*objects to the fact Nessy and the 3-headed monkey are featured in the same book*

[Pacman928]

both are real [spoiler]FAKE!![/spoiler]

[Gilgamesh]

I kept a diary about this isle.
So many experiments.
The giant invisible ooze, the pink panter, a white horse whit black stripes, and many other wonderfull creatures.

[tessspoon]

*sails out onto the open ocean*
*spots nearby galleon*

Attack!!!

*fires off a couple rounds from the cannons*
*hits the ship*

Prepare to board!

[Pacman928]

*grabs his butterfly sword*  arrrrrgh!!