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Started by Gilgamesh, January 31, 2007, 03:49:18 AM

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icarus

Takes hit kitchen spoon. Those aboard that other ship prepare for my cooking skills.
*raises his spoon
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Quote from: tessspoon on March 21, 2007, 05:25:58 PM*spots nearby galleon*
Important notice: NOT MINE! ;)
If it was, you'd be meeting fierce opposition, because the main force would not be far behind. 8)
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Gilgamesh

* looks at the ship and sees undeath pirates on the galleon and sees the name "The flying dutchman" written on the hull *
Hmmmm.
I'm not sure what that means. :P




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tessspoon

Quote from: Pacman928 on March 21, 2007, 07:06:50 PM
*grabs his butterfly sword*  arrrrrgh!!
Only one? ::)

Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 23, 2007, 05:24:40 AM
* looks at the ship and sees undeath pirates on the galleon and sees the name "The flying dutchman" written on the hull *
Hmmmm.
I'm not sure what that means. :P
*Leads charge onto the enemy ship, swinging from ship to ship*

Attack! Arrr! .D

*wonders off into the battle to find the captain of the opposing ship*


copycat

Quote from: tessspoon on March 23, 2007, 10:43:11 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 23, 2007, 05:24:40 AM
* looks at the ship and sees undeath pirates on the galleon and sees the name "The flying dutchman" written on the hull *
Hmmmm.
I'm not sure what that means. :P
*Leads charge onto the enemy ship, swinging from ship to ship*

Attack! Arrr! .D

*wonders off into the battle to find the captain of the opposing ship*
A word of advice: Flee while you can. You cannot harm them with your weapons, but they can with theirs. There's some very strange magic hovering around that ship. Even I stay clear of it when my lookout spots it. I am in the process of procuring information on how to counter that unfair disadvantage but I'm afraid I haven't come up with that much yet. You? :-X
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Gilgamesh

* searches for his weapon, but only finds some sort of stick *
Well that has to do.

* hits the undeath whit the stick *
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Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
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Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

tessspoon

*watches as the undeath's arm falls off*
*follows suit with sword*

Cut 'em to pieces, men! (And women!)

*vigorously continues amputating and decapitating the undeath pirates*
*Slowly notices random skeletal body parts rebuilding themselves*

Aack! Now they're undeath misshapen pirates!

copycat

Quote from: tessspoon on March 26, 2007, 04:32:54 PM*Slowly notices random skeletal body parts rebuilding themselves*

Aack! Now they're undeath misshapen pirates!
You just wait until the head attached itself back. When that happens, it starts coordination its repairs, and soon there will be a perfectly shapen skeleton pirate again. :o
Don't say I didn't warn you! :pokerface:
PS: See, now why does my inline spell checker say 'shapen' is incorrect? My dictionary lookup has its correct definition. :scholar:
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Gilgamesh

* hits the first undeath whit his stick and it changes into a kitchen-sink * :o
Whoa! My stick changes those pirates into kitchen stuff. :P

* hits many more pirates and changes one into a blender *
Finally a blender now only to find a powersupply. ;D

Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

tessspoon

Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 27, 2007, 05:16:42 PM
* hits many more pirates and changes one into a blender *

Is it a blendtec blender? Those be so cool.

*watches as Gilgamesh single-handily defeats the entire undeath army by turning them into random kitchen appliances* XD

Victory be ours!
*does a pirate dance to the official pirate song of the ship*
"we be a bunch of pirates
very good are we
we pillage all of tsl
forums with mr smee!!

oh ho!!
we be leadin a pirates life
it be havin to much strife
after givin you a good whack
we take what we can an give notin back!!

we pillage all the time
still looking for sommore
we take all yer swords and gold
an after we take a snore!!

chorus

we not know what else to do
so we just take from all of you!!

chorus

ITS A PIRATES LIFE FO ME!!"

*ransacks hold and finds much treasure*
*takes treasure and crew and quickly sails away, leaving the appliances on the ship*

If they be turning back into undeaths, it not be our problem! :sneaky:

Unless, of course, they want revenge...

Duh Duh Duh!


awesomeasapossum

Quote from: tessspoon on March 27, 2007, 05:27:13 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 27, 2007, 05:16:42 PM
* hits many more pirates and changes one into a blender *

Is it a blendtec blender? Those be so cool.


You mean the ones on www.willitblend.com?!
Oh wait...this is a pirate thread...umm...."Arr!"
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tessspoon

Quote from: awesomeasapossum on March 27, 2007, 07:39:33 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on March 27, 2007, 05:27:13 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 27, 2007, 05:16:42 PM
* hits many more pirates and changes one into a blender *
Is it a blendtec blender? Those be so cool.

You mean the ones on www.willitblend.com?!
Aye! Awesome destructiveness.

Quote from: awesomeasapossum on March 27, 2007, 07:39:33 PM
Oh wait...this is a pirate thread...umm...."Arr!"
lol! XB

Gilgamesh

* hits the last pirate (captain) whit his stick and it changes into a  pirate * :o

My stick doesn't work!

* run in circles while screaming "Work you stick" *

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Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

tessspoon

Arrrg! We be attacked from behind!

*wonders if Gilgamesh changed a pirate into a pirate or his stick into a pirate*

*in either case, yells at Gilgamesh*
Come on, you! We be needin' to get out of here!

*watches as Gilgamesh continues to run around in circles and is attacked by the other pirate captain*

icarus

*hits pirate captain whit a kitchen spoon*
*pirate captain looks confused  :stars: *
We should really go now
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Gilgamesh

* comes back to his mind and finds a sword and uses it to cut the sail of the ship and wind it around the captain *
Argh! I be they strongest pirate of the world.

* starts searching the ship and finds a map and a compass *
Always handy a map and a compass

* looks to his pants and finds his own sword *
well there I have left that weapon. :P
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

copycat

Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 27, 2007, 05:16:42 PMWhoa! My stick changes those pirates into kitchen stuff. :P
Mind you, that's only temporary. Also, like bacteria/viruses, or if you're into Star Trek, the Borg, everything you 'throw' at them is assimilated and the next time they encounter it, they're immune.

Quote from: tessspoon on March 27, 2007, 05:27:13 PMIf they be turning back into undeaths, it not be our problem! :sneaky:

Unless, of course, they want revenge...

Duh Duh Duh!
Rest assured, that if you take their most prized possessions, they be wanting revenge. And remember, those swords and sticks you used last time, won't work anymore! :suffer:

Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 28, 2007, 03:12:45 AM* hits the last pirate (captain) whit his stick and it changes into a  pirate * :o

My stick doesn't work!

* run in circles while screaming "Work you stick" *
See? The captain is always the first to assimilate new defenses. :o

*orders his lookouts to keep an extra sharp eye for the ghost ship, since I'm now even less likely to want to sail in their vicinity.* They'll be extremely angry when they turn back into pirates, I can tell ya that! :scholar:

Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 28, 2007, 02:41:25 PM* comes back to his mind and finds a sword and uses it to cut the sail of the ship and wind it around the captain *
Argh! I be they strongest pirate of the world.
Granted, that might slow the pirate captain down, but not for long, and it won't be long before the other pirates turn back into their old selves. The longer you keep delaying your departure, the sooner they're likely to catch up with you, if they even have to catch up. ::)
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tessspoon

Return to the Winged One now or ye be left behind!

*wonders if the undeath pirates could be controlled and used to attack CC's fleet* :evil:

Pacman928

*finds self and runs back to the winged one*  *pants*  argh *pants more*

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Gilgamesh

* gets back on the ship *
I'm here so lets go!

* sees how the first pirate changes back *
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.