Magical Soda Machine

[hula_chick]

You get toast with apple jam, and some very small, bright pink rocks

*inserts small pink rocks*

[Delling]

You get small blue rocks?

*inserts cold rooms*

[Yonkey]

You get a heater.

*inserts Oreo cookies*

[hercrabbiness]

You get Cookies & Cream ice cream.

*inserts classified information*

[Gilgamesh]

You get unclassified information

*inserts a wishingwell*

[Delling]

You get a lot of wishes.

*inserts Old Irish Grammar*

[PirateKingChris]

You get an Old English dictionary.

*inserts broken back*

[tessspoon]

You get a new spine from the ghoul kids' treehouse

*inserts mini gumball machine*

[hercrabbiness]

You get Tom Servo, from MST3K!

*inserts bad movie*

[PirateKingChris]

You get The English Patient

*inserts viking ship*

[hula_chick]

You get a bunch of angry vikings!!!

*Inserts viking hat*

[tessspoon]

You get a whole viking costume

*inserts bottle of goo-gone*

[PirateKingChris]

You made the insides of the machine disappear!  Now it needs a repair man!

*inserts magical soda machine repair man*

[Gilgamesh]

you get the repairbill

*inserts oil*

[hula_chick]

you pound on machine, hear repair man grumble (he's still in there?) and get a drop of used oil. 

*inserts complaint letter*

[tessspoon]

You get a check in compensation, but still not a fixed machine.

*inserts magical soda machine repair man from a different company*

[Yonkey]

You get a regular soda machine.

*inserts coupon*

[PirateKingChris]

You get 10 cents off past date orange juice.

*inserts cookie recipe*

[Delling]

You get cookie crumbs and a happy machine.

*inserts Christmas tree*

[hula_chick]

you get an ornament

*inserts book of Christmas songs*