Magical Soda Machine

[koko_99_2001]

You get Orlando Bloom

*inserts Samwise*

[PirateKingChris]

You get elvish bread crumbs.

*inserts monkey fur*

[tessspoon]

You get Jack!

*inserts muddy tires*

[Yonkey]

You get a KIA commercial.

*inserts a Jack-in-the-Box*

[koko_99_2001]

You get a Jack-in-the-Box sandwich.

*inserts the TSL script*

[FataliOmega]

You get a     

*inserts a blue, plastic, wind-up, lobster*

[tessspoon]

You get a real, live lobster. Careful of the claws!

*inserts doggy treat*

[Delling]

You get a puppy dog face.

*inserts fire*

[Yonkey]

You get roasted marshmallows.

*inserts jambalaya*

[PirateKingChris]

For gosh sakes stop talking about food. 

You get New Orleans.

*inserts Care Bear*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a book about diseases

*inserts a april-fool joke*

[FataliOmega]

You get an April Fools Joke 

*inserts self*

[koko_99_2001]

You get a pile of school work

*inserts oatmeal*

[Deloria]

You find an oatmeal-like paste clogging up the "insert" button.

*inserts truffle*

[Delling]

You get deliciousness!

*inserts April Fools' Day*

[FataliOmega]

You get an average tuesday. 

*inserts ferret* (I always wanted one of those, by the way...)

[tessspoon]

You get a ferret ball.

*inserts get well card*

[Deloria]

You get a well.

*inserts dual*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a duel with Delling...Delling loses 

*inserts smelly pants*

[Delling]

You get pants on fire.

*inserts forum mafia*