Magical Soda Machine

[Deloria]

You get a unicycle. Wasn't that a fair trade?

*inserts pencil*

[PirateKingChris]

You get shreds of an eraser.

*inserts a letterbomb and tiptoes off*

[FataliOmega]

You get a volatile letterbomb.

*tiptoes away from PKC*

*inserts Japan*

[tessspoon]

You get a copy of their flag.

*inserts fried fish*

[PirateKingChris]

You get chips, British style.

*inserts fried calamari*

[Delling]

You get squid juice!

*inserts KQ game script*

[tessspoon]

You get a animation of Graham walking across the screen.

*inserts joker*
(as in the person, not the card )

[Yonkey]

You get a jester.

*inserts a pizza*

[FataliOmega]

You get earth, fire, and water.

*inserts chocolate donut* (someone mentioned krispy Creme in the question thread, now I'm hungry) 

[PirateKingChris]

You get Boston Creme custard.

*inserts marshmallow fluff*

[tessspoon]

You get a Peep

*inserts hairpin*

[FataliOmega]

You get a hairbrush. (I was going to give you a head, but that'd be a tad gruesome.)

*insert 5:36am*

((Also, Im surprised someone else here, besides me, doesnt like peeps... Too sweet!! 

[PirateKingChris]

(Peeps also just taste so very...chemically fake)

You get 8:49 am.

*inserts watching TV in a mirror*

[Delling]

You get Britcoms!

*inserts cuddly Velcro*

[Yonkey]

You get less-cuddly Shoelace.

*inserts dessert*

[awesomeasapossum]

You get a mess.

*inserts bubbles*

[Deloria]

You get soap.

*inserts box of tissues*

[Delling]

You get soda machine tears!

*inserts a good book*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a book filled whit evil.

*inserts mints*

[Elessar]

You receive a lick.

*Deposits securities*