Magical Soda Machine

[Elessar]

You don't get anything - the slot is stuck shut.

*Drops a line in the machine*

[Delling]

You get a gagging machine!

*removes line*
*inserts cough drops*

[tessspoon]

You get a cold.

*inserts swan feather*

[Dangling]

You get the graceful swans of never.

*You insert an autographed copy of Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness back when the Smashing Pumpkins were really the Smashing Pumpkins and not half of them returning to the name to cash in on the former glory they previously had*

[PirateKingChris]

You get back their album Zeitgeist, which I happen to like whether it's all of the former band or not

*inserts Pearl Jam*

[Delling]

You get pearl jam on toast.

*inserts toast* It's not toasted enough yet.

[tessspoon]

You get a blackened and charred. Too long, I think.

*inserts camel*

[FataliOmega]

You get a blind camel. ((Would you like to buy a blind camel? How about a dead camel?))

*inserts tatter-tots*

[koko_99_2001]

You get hash browns...yum!

*inserts Nutty Bars*

[Delling]

You get Nutty Oti Bars... and River flipping out...

*quickly inserts something in hopes of getting something to calm her down*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a message saying you're free the next day.

*inserts FataliOmega's avatar*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Yonkey's avatar. 

*inserts TSL bug*

[angel0fmus1c]

You get a TSL beetle.

*takes Delling's Blow Your Arms Off If You Try To Tickle Someone Who Doesn't Want To Be Tickled gun and inserts*

[koko_99_2001]

You get a squirt gun.

*inserts Merlin's avatar*

[Delling]

You get a tiger. (Warlock's avatar)

*inserts Draupnir knock-off*

[PirateKingChris]

*gives Delling a new gun*

You get knocked out.

*inserts taco shells*

[Delling]

*was referring to Odin's ring...*

[tessspoon]

You get the insides of a taco.

Dang it, now I want a taco.

*inserts coin that has been marinating in Coke for several weeks*

[PirateKingChris]

Gets the coin back, eats it...Mmm metallic and cokey.

*inserts indigestion*

[Delling]

You get TUMs.

*inserts calcium*