Magical Soda Machine

[Yonkey]

You get a padlock.

*inserts elbow*

[koko_99_2001]

You get tennis elbow

*inserts racket*

[Deloria]

You get the Davidoff Swiss Indoors.

*inserts  *

[tessspoon]

You get indecisiveness.

*inserts blinking "|" cursor*

[snabbott]

You get the Windows BSOD (Blue Screen of Death) 

*Inserts broken computer*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a brand new laptop! Machine must be feeling giving!

*inserts silver ring*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a brass ring
yeah, it isn't that giving today if it's worth a lot of monney.

*inserts the devil*
let's see what comes out.

[Tage7]

You get a new religion based on the Magical Soda Machine.

*inserts time*

[FataliOmega]

You get space.

*inserts evening*

[snabbott]

You get morning.

*Inserts the snow that was falling today.  (And please don't give it back!)*

[Elessar]

Keeps the snow!

I wonder what comes out when you put actual money in?
*Inserts loonie he found on the street that afternoon*

[Delling]

You get a note about the silliness of putting money in machines.

*inserts paper*

[FataliOmega]

You get a freshly printed letter from the Magical Soda Machine, telling you it is nearly out of ink.

*inserts ink cartridge*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Jolly the Octopus.

*inserts nasty mood*

[koko_99_2001]

You get a rose.

*inserts email*

[Deloria]

You get a snail mail message on engraved paper with a nice letterhead with a COA.

*inserts white rose*

[Delling]

You get York!

*inserts red rose* Of course.

[FataliOmega]

You get The Order of the Rose.

*inserts roleplayers*

[icarus]

you get a dungeon master
.... That would be me 

*inserts the end of the weekend*

[Nebel]

You get a party!

*inserts tea*